Elon Musk - Reformer or Destroyer of Twitter?

[Lily]

Style over substance fallacy. But who would expect anything more evolved than that from you.

Okay, I'm not evolved because I don't want to listen to a terrible actor.

Sure.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You seem angry.

And you jump to conclusions so quickly, you should strap on a cape and fight crime.

 

[Lily]

And, by the way, since you have the education and vocabulary quotient of a toddler: Apprehension is a classical synonym of prejudice.

Suck my dick.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Okay, I'm not evolved because I don't want to listen to a terrible actor.

Sure.

You're unevolved because you dogmatically shut out information when you think it might contradict your bias.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Suck my dick.

I don't know Admin well enough to even propose that, not that I'm inclined.

I was going to refrain, but fuck it -- I'm gonna play the game the way you play it, beat you by your rules, then force you to play by my rules, so...

Who's angry now?

 

[Lily]

I don't know Admin well enough to even propose that, not that I'm inclined.

I was going to refrain, but fuck it -- I'm gonna play the game the way you play it, beat you by your rules, then force you to play by my rules, so...

Who's angry now?

Certainly not me.

I find a tedious child, tedious.

Buh bye!

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Awww, I was waiting for that. The 'dismissive' act. Otherwise known as argumentum ad lapidem.

Oh! Sorry! That was more information you didn't have! Oh, well -- throw it into the ocean of 'information you don't have or can't contend with'. :)

 

[Admin.]

Awww, I was waiting for that. The 'dismissive' act. Otherwise known as argumentum ad lapidem.

Oh! Sorry! That was more information you didn't have! Oh, well -- throw it into the ocean of 'information you don't have or can't contend with'. :)

I know you are, but what am I?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I know you are, but what am I?

Yes, you just go on proving me right when it comes to evaluations of your maturity and intellect.

 

[Admin.]

Yes, you just go on proving me right when it comes to evaluations of your maturity and intellect.

your mom gay!

 

[Lily]

I know you are, but what am I?

He thinks that I owe him my attention in the manner he sees fit. And if I don't provide it, he gets to be insulting and weird.

Why are incels so weird? Why do they think anyone owes them anything?

 

[Lily]

your mom gay and

wears combat boots!

 

[Admin.]

He thinks that I owe him my attention in the manner he sees fit. And if I don't provide it, he gets to be insulting and weird.

Why are incels so weird? Why do they think anyone owes them anything?

Difficult toilet training, and small pp's

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

your mom gay!

Your mom only wishes she had been before she gave birth.

 

[Lily]

Your mom only wishes she had been before she gave birth.

OOOOHHHHH what a burn!

Ain't nobody seen a burn like that before.

You go guuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrlllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

He thinks that I owe him my attention in the manner he sees fit.

No, what I think is that if you're going to do some talking, it's in your own best interest to know what you're talking about.

Of course, I'm equally happy to point out that you're a blathering nincompoop who doesn't know what she's running her dick receptacle about. That works just fine for me, too.

 

[Admin.]

Your mom only wishes she had been before she gave birth.

^Meltdown confirmed.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

^Meltdown confirmed.

Stop shitting your pants and posting the footage of it to Youtube.

Gosh, making shit up is fun!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya....

 

[Lily]

No, what I think is that if you're going to do some talking, it's in your own best interest to know what you're talking about.

Of course, I'm equally happy to point out that you're a blathering nincompoop who doesn't know what she's running her dick receptacle about. That works just fine for me, too.

You haven't actually pointed out a damn thing about what I said. You posted a video.

 

[Lily]

Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya....

He's here for the attention. I'm going to start the ridicule he richly deserves, if anything.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

He's here for the attention. I'm going to start the ridicule he richly deserves, if anything.

You're in danger of walking the path of the dark side, padawan.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya....

Take your Kum soup the fuck outta here, this isn't Hell's Kitchen! You fucking guitar!

 

[Lily]

You're in danger of walking the path of the dark side, padawan.

Like I said, if anything.

 

[Admin.]

Take your Kum soup the fuck outta here, this isn't Hell's Kitchen! You fucking guitar!

There's no crying at Bastard Factory!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Take your Kum soup the fuck outta here, this isn't Hell's Kitchen! You fucking guitar!

Yeesh, just trying to bring a little peace in here. Feel free to go stick your wang into a mouse trap.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You haven't actually pointed out a damn thing about what I said. You posted a video.

Oh, for fuck's sake, have you got Alzheimer's? Is that the problem? Are you senile? Do I have to walk you back through this step by step?

I post the video, you judge it without watching it, I point out that that makes you a fucking ignoramus, and here we are.

There, all caught up.

You want to short-circuit this? Here's how:

Admit it. Admit that you're a dogmatic, ignorant cunt who refuses to intake information which might challenge her dogmatic pre-existing worldview.

Admit it, and we can move on.

Or:

Actually watch the video before you disagree with it.

 

[Lily]

Oh, for fuck's sake, have you got Alzheimer's? Is that the problem? Are you senile? Do I have to walk you back through this step by step?

I post the video, you judge it without watching it, I point out that that makes you a fucking ignoramus, and here we are.

There, all caught up.

Yes, we agree. You never said a damn thing in response to what I posted.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Yeesh, just trying to bring a little peace in here. Feel free to go stick your wang into a mouse trap.

Where else does one stick one's Wang?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I've got @Lily in another rhetorical box here. Either she confesses to having behaved like an ideologically blinkered twat and reforms... or she confesses to having behaved like an ideologically blinkered twat by making a spectacle out of her refusal to reform.

Either way...

Good girl.