FAKE Shooting Attack on Trump

[Cookie Monster]

 

[No One]

He has given us everything.

 

[Cookie Monster]

According to Facebook this is false information...

 

[LotusBud]

Okay, I'm just going to note a few facts.

The shooter was a registered CON.
The shooter was 20.
The shooter was standing close to Trump, but all he managed to do was scratch Trump's ear.
Trump, who is normally not too quick, managed to immediately raise his fist in a gesture of victory, even though there had just been an attempt on his life.
The shooter is now dead, so he can't talk.

 

[Breakfall]

Okay, I'm just going to note a few facts.

The shooter was a registered CON.
The shooter was 20.
The shooter was standing close to Trump, but all he managed to do was scratch Trump's ear.
Trump, who is normally not too quick, managed to immediately raise his fist in a gesture of victory, even though there had just been an attempt on his life.
The shooter is now dead, so he can't talk.

Please keep quiet…nobody wants to hear your fucking distorted opinion of events! You’re in Portugal ffs!

 

[Seamajor]

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I’m sorry you were abused as a child. Fucked you up forever

 

[Breakfall]

He lifted his fist in defiance Rosebutt! Defiance of your absurdity that you deem as democracy! @LotusBud . I honestly can’t handle you on my forum. Take your blown out anus and fuck off!

 

[Seamajor]

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Cry us a river Mr. Popular.

 

[LotusBud]

 

[Breakfall]

Oi…just a heads-up! Nobody believes in God, but in politics one needs to secure the religious vote. Understand?

 

[Breakfall]

It’s about winning…

 

[Seamajor]

It’s about winning…

Funny coming from a loser

 

[Breakfall]

Funny coming from a loser

Oh give it a rest you little creep. I’ve tolerated you over the years because I felt sorry for you, and even took a bullet for you when you were detested over in another forum for the simple fact that we are both surfers. Even to this day you never thanked me. I honestly don’t care for your tedious repetition and this ludicrous obsession you have for young people and soiled undies. It’s disturbing! And even more so is that you’re older than my father!
Grow up and take your happy pills…I don’t like you!

 

[Seamajor]

You’re a dreaming predictable pecker head. Leave it there shorty. Your parents were scared drunks, who spawned the same

 

[Breakfall]

You’re a dreaming predictable pecker head. Leave it there shorty. Your parents were scared drunks, who spawned the same

My mother never drank…yes let’s leave it there before I make a fool of you yet again!

PS: not only am I taller than you, but I wear a men’s large t-shirt because I still sport a 6pack at 52. You’re a little sort…go play in the traffic.

 

[Seamajor]

You sport soiled panties. Ask around. In the mean time have another drink

 

[Breakfall]

You sport soiled panties. Ask around. In the mean time have another drink

What you need to do little old man, is be coherent and take a little advice. The shit that comes out of your little Italian head is pure smut and heinous so far as underage children go. You got chased out of your village thank fuck…but the psychological damage you put on those children is an offence that only death could semi-rectify!

You’re a sleeze and I would hurt you (not trying very hard mind you) if I ever wrapped my hand around that scrawny rock spider neck of yours. Fuck off from my forum and take your shitty coffee and rectal pineapple with you…you scary little son of a bitch!

Trololololol

 

[Seamajor]

Take advice from a Tilapia farmer? It’s no wonder you’re another broke loser.

 

[Corky]

Just happy nothing seriously bad happened to him. Sadly this won't be the last attempt. Too many sick fuckers out there. God bless him though

 

[Breakfall]

Take advice from a Tilapia farmer? It’s no wonder you’re another broke loser.

Your Oldtimer’s disease is getting the better of you now. Don’t get worked up…you’re not a true bastard. In saying this, I’m only trying to be a little cruel to be kind. Remember your slogan: cruel but fair? I said it better because I’m simply moar edumegated than you little possum. Calm down…tick,tick,tick…

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[The New Holliday]

He lifted his fist in defiance Rosebutt! Defiance of your absurdity that you deem as democracy! @LotusBud . I honestly can’t handle you on my forum. Take your blown out anus and fuck off!

No one misses a clean shot like that.
.Patsy fired blanks. Real shooter was further away on same line of fire.
. Everything staged, dude.
All being covered up.
Trump never in danger.

I will keep rolling out the TRUTH until they shut me down.

 

[Seamajor]

Just happy nothing seriously bad happened to him. Sadly this won't be the last attempt. Too many sick fuckers out there. God bless him though

Yep, Sick fuckers with guns. They did almost nail his ass, or I mean head

 

[Breakfall]

Just happy nothing seriously bad happened to him. Sadly this won't be the last attempt. Too many sick fuckers out there. God bless him though

Good sentiment there mate!

 

[Corky]

Yep, Sick fuckers with guns. They did almost nail his ass, or I mean head

86 EH? YOU need to be 86'd from life asap. Like today for shits and giggles.

 

[Seamajor]

86 EH? YOU need to be 86'd from life asap. Like today for shits and giggles.

Did I hurt your feelings? I’m sorry. On the other hand, who’d miss the Buffoon

 

[Seamajor]

Good sentiment there mate!

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Yeah sure. Does his orange makeup get you off?

 

[Breakfall]

No one misses a clean shot like that.
.Patsy fired blanks. Real shooter was further away on same line of fire.
. Everything staged, dude.
All being covered up.
Trump never in danger.

I will keep rolling out the TRUTH until they shut me down.

Okay…we’ve both shot rifles at least? At 150m away, and an AR 15 I’m assuming? Trump turns his head to the side to address the wayside audience. Then the shot rings out! If his head was straight forward we would have had an assassination. It’s pure luck that bullet didn’t penetrate. Half an inch saved Donald and he’s now the biggest thing for surviving the cowardly act since the Democrats cheated their way into office in the first place! Thank you kindly…I’ve spoken.

 

[The New Holliday]

Okay, I'm just going to note a few facts.

The shooter was a registered CON.
The shooter was 20.
The shooter was standing close to Trump, but all he managed to do was scratch Trump's ear.
Trump, who is normally not too quick, managed to immediately raise his fist in a gesture of victory, even though there had just been an attempt on his life.
The shooter is now dead, so he can't talk.

Precisely - this was obviously a staged event.

 

[The New Holliday]

It’s pure luck

That's pure nonsense. He had turned and positioned himself well before the shot that allegedly creased his ear.
.Did you not notice that he hesitated before reaching to his ear. It was no normal reaction to pain.
How convenient that the injury was on the side away from the cameras so there is no direct evidence of it.

 

[Breakfall]

Did I hurt your feelings? I’m sorry. On the other hand, who’d miss the Buffoon

Adults are talking…please book yourself back into that respite home and take your soiled nappy with you. Good day!