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Afraid not, Champ. You do appear to be half native Injun though. I see now what Edwin was talking about...
"Appear" being the operative word here.
By the same token, you appear to be toothless.
See how that works, Scouse?
I don't have any Native blood but I'd be damned proud if I did. I have a Two-Spirited Warrior in me. And, unlike yours, my own quiver is full. If we ever met on the grassy Hills of Trial, I'd fell you in a blink of Raven's eye and scalp you. Ever the Trickster, Coyote has made you bald, so I would scalp your eyebrows instead and give them to Bear so he could munch on them instead of taking all our salmon.
Bitch please, I don't usually boast about my fighting skillz, but I'd put you to sleep in 5 seconds flat in a scrap.
Are you sure that your late mother didn't have an affair with Chief Many Feathers around 9 months or so prior to your birth?
You most definitely are not 100% ethnically European, like you have claimed.