Forum Question

[Murdy]

Me when I’m drinking: Drinks for everyone!

Me when I’m sober: $5 for shipping?!??? I think the fuck NOT!

 

[Blazor]

Gentlemen, would you like some popcorn?

Ladies, would you like some tequila? I hear it goes great with conversations such as these.

Does it have the worm?

Oh great… now we can add ingests hallucinogens to the list of things

Im down, you down?

ok… maybe if we are in the dessert and it’s just a micro-dose… and I have plenty of sunscreen lol

What kind of dessert? Like a Sundae? A Strawberry pie? I could totally micro dose and float around in some dessert. Why u need sunscreen for? Its just dessert lol?

 

[Blazor]

Seriously look at the flex on this cat

"Why keep looking for Mr Right....when you can have Mr Right MEOW!"

I gotta lay off the cherry wine lol. I've had one glass and I feel like Blazors cat is hitting me :D

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

 

[Murdy]

Gentlemen, would you like some popcorn?

Ladies, would you like some tequila? I hear it goes great with conversations such as these.

Does it have the worm?

Oh great… now we can add ingests hallucinogens to the list of things

Im down, you down?

ok… maybe if we are in the dessert and it’s just a micro-dose… and I have plenty of sunscreen lol

What kind of dessert? Like a Sundae? A Strawberry pie? I could totally micro dose and float around in some dessert. Why u need sunscreen for? Its just dessert lol?

the kind where you have sand in your buttcrack at the end of the night… that kinda dessert ;p

 

[Dove]

Seriously look at the flex on this cat

"Why keep looking for Mr Right....when you can have Mr Right MEOW!"

I gotta lay off the cherry wine lol. I've had one glass and I feel like Blazors cat is hitting me :D

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

She needs one of those long Audry Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffany's cigarette holders and it would be complete lol.

 

[Blazor]

Me when I’m drinking: Drinks for everyone!

Me when I’m sober: $5 for shipping?!??? I think the fuck NOT!

YES!!!!!

A visual representation......


Drinking me:




Sober me thinking about $5 shipping:

 

[Blazor]

Gentlemen, would you like some popcorn?

Ladies, would you like some tequila? I hear it goes great with conversations such as these.

Does it have the worm?

Oh great… now we can add ingests hallucinogens to the list of things

Im down, you down?

ok… maybe if we are in the dessert and it’s just a micro-dose… and I have plenty of sunscreen lol

What kind of dessert? Like a Sundae? A Strawberry pie? I could totally micro dose and float around in some dessert. Why u need sunscreen for? Its just dessert lol?

the kind where you have sand in your buttcrack at the end of the night… that kinda dessert ;p

Oh, well, @Weeg s momma will tell you that dessert is spelled with two S's cause its the only one you want two of lol.

 

[Dove]

@Blazor Did you know that fully orange female cats are actually pretty rare?

They are almost ALWAYS boys. Just like how calicos are always mostly female. It's very rare to see a male calico....if they are born they typically die. And they are sterile.

Fully orange females are like that. Rare. Orange cats are pretty much always males.

I hand raised one orange female cat. They happen....just not often.

 

[Blazor]

Seriously look at the flex on this cat

"Why keep looking for Mr Right....when you can have Mr Right MEOW!"

I gotta lay off the cherry wine lol. I've had one glass and I feel like Blazors cat is hitting me :D

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

She needs one of those long Audry Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffany's cigarette holders and it would be complete lol.

I can see it!!!


"Darling, do you even snuggle? I would snuggle you so hard". lol

 

[Murdy]

Gentlemen, would you like some popcorn?

Ladies, would you like some tequila? I hear it goes great with conversations such as these.

Does it have the worm?

Oh great… now we can add ingests hallucinogens to the list of things

Im down, you down?

ok… maybe if we are in the dessert and it’s just a micro-dose… and I have plenty of sunscreen lol

What kind of dessert? Like a Sundae? A Strawberry pie? I could totally micro dose and float around in some dessert. Why u need sunscreen for? Its just dessert lol?

the kind where you have sand in your buttcrack at the end of the night… that kinda dessert ;p

Oh, well, @Weeg s momma will tell you that dessert is spelled with two S's cause its the only one you want two of lol.

what can I ssssay, it sssslipped!

 

[Dove]

Seriously look at the flex on this cat

"Why keep looking for Mr Right....when you can have Mr Right MEOW!"

I gotta lay off the cherry wine lol. I've had one glass and I feel like Blazors cat is hitting me :D

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

She needs one of those long Audry Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffany's cigarette holders and it would be complete lol.

I can see it!!!


"Darling, do you even snuggle? I would snuggle you so hard". lol

"Oooooo.....yeah. I'm gonna come over there....and I'm gonna make biscuits on that belly of yours....then I'm gonna show you my asshole. ALL. OF. IT!"

Hahahahaha

 

[realgrimm]

@Blazor Did you know that fully orange female cats are actually pretty rare?

They are almost ALWAYS boys. Just like how calicos are always mostly female. It's very rare to see a male calico....if they are born they typically die. And they are sterile.

Fully orange females are like that. Rare. Orange cats are pretty much always males.

I hand raised one orange female cat. They happen....just not often.

Same with fully black cats near impossible to have a pure black one

 

[Blazor]

@Blazor Did you know that fully orange female cats are actually pretty rare?

They are almost ALWAYS boys. Just like how calicos are always mostly female. It's very rare to see a male calico....if they are born they typically die. And they are sterile.

Fully orange females are like that. Rare. Orange cats are pretty much always males.

I hand raised one orange female cat. They happen....just not often.

I didnt know that!

There was 2 of them long ago, sisters, left in an alley in a box. My wife and son begged to keep one, and my wife said only if her sister took the other one. That one got hit by a car LONG before the other one passed. She lived 16 years.

ALL the outdoor strays that are orange are males, and they are Alpha males lol. Brutes.

 

[Dove]

@Blazor Did you know that fully orange female cats are actually pretty rare?

They are almost ALWAYS boys. Just like how calicos are always mostly female. It's very rare to see a male calico....if they are born they typically die. And they are sterile.

Fully orange females are like that. Rare. Orange cats are pretty much always males.

I hand raised one orange female cat. They happen....just not often.

Same with fully black cats near impossible to have a pure black one

And I have two who would be fully black if not for just a teeny....tiny little streak of white on ones belly area and a one single white whisker on the other.

And ones a Bombay lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Lol. @ oak being fat and misreable for over 20 years now

 

[Blazor]

Gentlemen, would you like some popcorn?

Ladies, would you like some tequila? I hear it goes great with conversations such as these.

Does it have the worm?

Oh great… now we can add ingests hallucinogens to the list of things

Im down, you down?

ok… maybe if we are in the dessert and it’s just a micro-dose… and I have plenty of sunscreen lol

What kind of dessert? Like a Sundae? A Strawberry pie? I could totally micro dose and float around in some dessert. Why u need sunscreen for? Its just dessert lol?

the kind where you have sand in your buttcrack at the end of the night… that kinda dessert ;p

Oh, well, @Weeg s momma will tell you that dessert is spelled with two S's cause its the only one you want two of lol.

what can I ssssay, it sssslipped!

Either way, I would do it, but I would need plenty of water. Micro alone makes you super thirsty. Why you wanna be in a desert for! Be even thirstier lol. We gonna die!

 

[Blazor]

Seriously look at the flex on this cat

"Why keep looking for Mr Right....when you can have Mr Right MEOW!"

I gotta lay off the cherry wine lol. I've had one glass and I feel like Blazors cat is hitting me :D

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

She needs one of those long Audry Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffany's cigarette holders and it would be complete lol.

I can see it!!!


"Darling, do you even snuggle? I would snuggle you so hard". lol

"Oooooo.....yeah. I'm gonna come over there....and I'm gonna make biscuits on that belly of yours....then I'm gonna show you my asshole. ALL. OF. IT!"

Hahahahaha

Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

 

[Dove]

@Blazor Did you know that fully orange female cats are actually pretty rare?

They are almost ALWAYS boys. Just like how calicos are always mostly female. It's very rare to see a male calico....if they are born they typically die. And they are sterile.

Fully orange females are like that. Rare. Orange cats are pretty much always males.

I hand raised one orange female cat. They happen....just not often.

I didnt know that!

There was 2 of them long ago, sisters, left in an alley in a box. My wife and son begged to keep one, and my wife said only if her sister took the other one. That one got hit by a car LONG before the other one passed. She lived 16 years.

ALL the outdoor strays that are orange are males, and they are Alpha males lol. Brutes.

Are you SURE they were female? Cats can be tricky to sex. Usually until balls drop, people cant really tell.

I got so good at it that I can tell as soon as they come out of their momma. But it CAN be pretty tricky when they are young.

 

[Blazor]

@Blazor Did you know that fully orange female cats are actually pretty rare?

They are almost ALWAYS boys. Just like how calicos are always mostly female. It's very rare to see a male calico....if they are born they typically die. And they are sterile.

Fully orange females are like that. Rare. Orange cats are pretty much always males.

I hand raised one orange female cat. They happen....just not often.

Same with fully black cats near impossible to have a pure black one

I have 2 full black females in the house, and 1 full black male outside that is my buddy.

 

[Dove]

Lol. @ oak being fat and misreable for over 20 years now

20 years is like 10 minutes on Planet Oink. Even time has to slow down to pass her.

She'll be alright:D

 

[Blazor]

@Blazor Did you know that fully orange female cats are actually pretty rare?

They are almost ALWAYS boys. Just like how calicos are always mostly female. It's very rare to see a male calico....if they are born they typically die. And they are sterile.

Fully orange females are like that. Rare. Orange cats are pretty much always males.

I hand raised one orange female cat. They happen....just not often.

I didnt know that!

There was 2 of them long ago, sisters, left in an alley in a box. My wife and son begged to keep one, and my wife said only if her sister took the other one. That one got hit by a car LONG before the other one passed. She lived 16 years.

ALL the outdoor strays that are orange are males, and they are Alpha males lol. Brutes.

Are you SURE they were female? Cats can be tricky to sex. Usually until balls drop, people cant really tell.

I got so good at it that I can tell as soon as they come out of there momma. But it CAN be pretty tricky when they are young.

Oh Im sure, cause we had them fixed, and kept them for life lol. Mine was an indoor kitty, hers was part time outdoor.

 

[Dove]

@Blazor Did you know that fully orange female cats are actually pretty rare?

They are almost ALWAYS boys. Just like how calicos are always mostly female. It's very rare to see a male calico....if they are born they typically die. And they are sterile.

Fully orange females are like that. Rare. Orange cats are pretty much always males.

I hand raised one orange female cat. They happen....just not often.

Same with fully black cats near impossible to have a pure black one

I have 2 full black females in the house, and 1 full black male outside that is my buddy.

Check them out real good. They will have just a smidge of white somewhere OR have pink and black paw pads and toe beans.

 

[Lokmar]

Im just gonna put this out there, just in case there is any special ladies lurkin' tonight.

Old pic

Nice pussy!!!!!

 

[Dove]

@Blazor Did you know that fully orange female cats are actually pretty rare?

They are almost ALWAYS boys. Just like how calicos are always mostly female. It's very rare to see a male calico....if they are born they typically die. And they are sterile.

Fully orange females are like that. Rare. Orange cats are pretty much always males.

I hand raised one orange female cat. They happen....just not often.

I didnt know that!

There was 2 of them long ago, sisters, left in an alley in a box. My wife and son begged to keep one, and my wife said only if her sister took the other one. That one got hit by a car LONG before the other one passed. She lived 16 years.

ALL the outdoor strays that are orange are males, and they are Alpha males lol. Brutes.

Are you SURE they were female? Cats can be tricky to sex. Usually until balls drop, people cant really tell.

I got so good at it that I can tell as soon as they come out of there momma. But it CAN be pretty tricky when they are young.

Oh Im sure, cause we had them fixed, and kept them for life lol. Mine was an indoor kitty, hers was part time outdoor.

That's seriously better than finding two 4 leaf clovers :D

 

[Blazor]

@Blazor Did you know that fully orange female cats are actually pretty rare?

They are almost ALWAYS boys. Just like how calicos are always mostly female. It's very rare to see a male calico....if they are born they typically die. And they are sterile.

Fully orange females are like that. Rare. Orange cats are pretty much always males.

I hand raised one orange female cat. They happen....just not often.

Same with fully black cats near impossible to have a pure black one

I have 2 full black females in the house, and 1 full black male outside that is my buddy.

Check them out real good. They will have just a smidge of white somewhere OR have pink and black paw pads and toe beans.

Im not sure on the paws.

But one female in the house has a teeny tiny bit of white on the belly. The other 2 solid, solid black.

 

[Lokmar]

Dovey beat me too it! :facepalm:

 

[Blazor]

Im just gonna put this out there, just in case there is any special ladies lurkin' tonight.

Old pic

Nice pussy!!!!!

Thanks! I was hoping someone would notice!

 

[Blazor]

@Blazor Did you know that fully orange female cats are actually pretty rare?

They are almost ALWAYS boys. Just like how calicos are always mostly female. It's very rare to see a male calico....if they are born they typically die. And they are sterile.

Fully orange females are like that. Rare. Orange cats are pretty much always males.

I hand raised one orange female cat. They happen....just not often.

I didnt know that!

There was 2 of them long ago, sisters, left in an alley in a box. My wife and son begged to keep one, and my wife said only if her sister took the other one. That one got hit by a car LONG before the other one passed. She lived 16 years.

ALL the outdoor strays that are orange are males, and they are Alpha males lol. Brutes.

Are you SURE they were female? Cats can be tricky to sex. Usually until balls drop, people cant really tell.

I got so good at it that I can tell as soon as they come out of there momma. But it CAN be pretty tricky when they are young.

Oh Im sure, cause we had them fixed, and kept them for life lol. Mine was an indoor kitty, hers was part time outdoor.

That's seriously better than finding two 4 leaf clovers :D

Has to be, cause I find 4 leaf clovers ALL the damn time! Im like the 4 leaf clover king, no shit lol. I can find a dozen in like 30 seconds.

 

[Lily]

the worst one I’ve seen was when this woman allowed her online fuck buddy to move into her home and read her children bedtime stories…

It's never a good idea to get involved with forum posters in person. I have seen it go ugly more than once.

I empathize with any person who feels lost/lonely/hopeless in their marriage and seeks out an online Oasis affair to fill that void.

Call me old fashioned, but I just simply cannot sympathize with the grown ass adult who brings someone they just met online home to meet little kids and read them bedtime stories. It’s too much.

Years ago a female poster flew halfway around the world to meet a male poster. We warned her about doing this, but she did it anyways. He had money, so he paid for it all anyhow. Bought her an expensive ring and other shit.

Of course the relationship only lasted a nanosecond before she broke it off, and he flipped his shit. So in return she posted all their private emails on the board, which included such wonderful subject matter like how he was going to fuck her 12 year old daughter in the ass for revenge for her leaving, shit like that.

I found it comical, but others obviously did not, especially the two that met. It was a hassle for the board for weeks too, having to constantly clean up all the PI they were posting.

It could've all been avoided had they listened.

The only thing that can be done with a psycho is to ghost them. Just never respond again. I've had to do that a timr or two myself.

They'll make up shit, say shit, beg, scream, cry...it doesn't matter. GHOSTING is the only way to go.

sociopaths have no boundaries

Totally mental. He doesn't have the integrity in his whole body than that my guy has in his pinky finger.

I cringe looking back on what I used to find attractive…. and then I forgive myself and push forward in awesomeness

I am not bragging at all. But any forum flirtation that I was ever involved or thinking about happened because I was approached. Not once have I ever asked a man to be involved in some cyber fling.

Not once and I swear that on my mother's life.

I was approached at first and then eventually I got BOLD and started bashing them over the head with a club and dragging them back to my inbox… like fuck these pigs and their pig ass ways! ~dishing it back was empowering women to me or some shit lol

Not really sure when or how everyone became so RUDE and snubbed cyber, but online used to be a much drunker, hornier place…. I’m talking ERRRbody was shacked up in PM or messenger by 9 pm Eastern standard time lol

I never came to a forum with the intention of hooking up with anyone. That's all I'm saying.

 

[Lily]

Yeah, when Lily was posting on the BBW looking for Cock channel on IRC, these dudes just kept propositioning her...

Such a mystery....

Link it.