Are you reading Sappho's treatise on blow jobs, as you type one handed right now? Eww!
No. Contrary to popular impression, I do not read ancient Greek. But I heard that the rumored recovered partial document was sent by the homosexual researchers in the Netherlands to some homosexual editors at the Penguin Publishing House in the UK who translated it in 17 different languages and distributed it to various Gay Organizations across Europe and North America.
I thought you might have had access to it since, well, you know, the whole "Admin Sucks Cock" thing that doesn't seem to want to go away.
See, man? That's called "extempore" posting. I made it up on the spot and was able to weave the thread history AND Biggie's battering ram troll into it. It's an art form you should be familiar with after all these years.