Has Anybody Got Any Plans For When Nuclear War Is Declared?

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Prowler is the least perverted man on the boards. Period.

Call him whatever. He can take it and more. But I'll go on record saying I've known Prowler for about 13 years and all those 13 years I've never seen him say anything remotely perverted.

Oh and I've corresponded with him privately many times over the years. He could have easily gotten flirty and inappropriate and he never even came close. The ONLY time he has ever addressed my looks was to troll me. He never once ever came mouth breathing into my emails with "Dovey you know ur sooo pretty".

And I've had a lot of that......absolutely no offense to the men around the boards who have been gentlemanly in their approach of me and I won't name names. I'm not gonna embarrass nice and decent men who are not vulgar. But Prowler was NEVER a perv. Ever.

I WILL defend his honor here. If Prowler was gonna perv.....he wouldnt save it for Lily. Just sayin.

Thanks Dovey.

Now people are going to be convinced that I am gay.
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Prowler is the least perverted man on the boards. Period.

Call him whatever. He can take it and more. But I'll go on record saying I've known Prowler for about 13 years and all those 13 years I've never seen him say anything remotely perverted.

Oh and I've corresponded with him privately many times over the years. He could have easily gotten flirty and inappropriate and he never even came close. The ONLY time he has ever addressed my looks was to troll me. He never once ever came mouth breathing into my emails with "Dovey you know ur sooo pretty".

And I've had a lot of that......absolutely no offense to the men around the boards who have been gentlemanly in their approach of me and I won't name names. I'm not gonna embarrass nice and decent men who are not vulgar. But Prowler was NEVER a perv. Ever.

I WILL defend his honor here. If Prowler was gonna perv.....he wouldnt save it for Lily. Just sayin.

Thanks Dovey.

Now people are going to be convinced that I am gay.

Well......shit :LOL3:
 

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Prowler is the least perverted man on the boards. Period.

Call him whatever. He can take it and more. But I'll go on record saying I've known Prowler for about 13 years and all those 13 years I've never seen him say anything remotely perverted.

Oh and I've corresponded with him privately many times over the years. He could have easily gotten flirty and inappropriate and he never even came close. The ONLY time he has ever addressed my looks was to troll me. He never once ever came mouth breathing into my emails with "Dovey you know ur sooo pretty".

And I've had a lot of that......absolutely no offense to the men around the boards who have been gentlemanly in their approach of me and I won't name names. I'm not gonna embarrass nice and decent men who are not vulgar. But Prowler was NEVER a perv. Ever.

I WILL defend his honor here. If Prowler was gonna perv.....he wouldnt save it for Lily. Just sayin.

Thanks Dovey.

Now people are going to be convinced that I am gay.
a ghay perv ??
 

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That figures around here that a man can treat a woman like a human being and be called teh ghey because he isnt hunched over his key board like Quasimodo in sweatpants asking for PM sex.
 

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Do you have anyone on a list you want to deal with before the bomb drops?
It will be a great opportunity to finally settle scores with people who have wronged you, one last act of joy before thermonuclear armageddon...

There are a few cunts where I live who are going to have their eyes poked out, have any of you got people you'd like to pay a special visit?

Have any of you got bunkers filled with a stash of canned food?

3fQs92t.jpg


Are you scared of it coming or do you refuse to believe it will happen?
It's got to be one of the worst deaths imaginable if you don't die with the blast the radiation sickness is horrific!

I implore yous to watch the movie "Threads" about the Russians nuking the UK, it's brutal man! It's on Amazon Prime and Shudder or watch it free here
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!
just get rid of two ads and it'll play...

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I find it fascinating that your thoughts go directly to revenge rather than to seeking out and expressing love for loved ones in your final days.
 

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I keep a years worth of food on hand... but a nuclear war requires much more preparation.

...even if your region isn't hit.
Let's face it, you could have 1000 cans of beans but how long would that last a group anyway? Eating people would be a thing, I'd be protecting dogs and cats from hungry savages...

It would actually be hell on fuckin earth man when you think about it, that film THREADS ya fuckers WATCH IT!! The ending where it shows what people would be like long after a nuclear war is the stuff of nightmares man!! Mutants and incest! Fuck, I might watch it again just shortly to see how I react knowing it could be coming... I can't say it enough that people need to watch it...
Those are obviously all conjecture.
Yeah of course man, nobody REALLY knows what it would be like but we know it won't be pleasant that's for sure...
No, i don't think it will be much fun for anyone involved.
If you live in the sticks you've got a good chance, fishing rod becomes a lifesaver... Hmm, could you eat the fish? Would they not be contaminated?
I live on the ocean in an area with many streams and rivers and lakes and ponds and wildlife, this general area was a native american wet dream, till we came along and civilized the life out of them peasants! hopefully the App store has a Geiger Counter App.
You should be alright then, do you live far away from any major cities that could be hit?

We are out more in a rural area but I'm not gonna pretend we wouldnt have a rough time surviving if a nuke was dropped. We definately would.
Buy fishing rods and look for the best places before it happens is my advice lol
I happen to have some very useful neighbors, and I know how to operate a fishing pole, I may actually try surf fishing this summer, if nothing else it looks relaxing. One thing, I haven't done, but mean to, is to get some decent archery gear, something stout enough to hunt with, if that should become a survival option.

Have you hunted before? Archery is a difficult way to hunt......but the best one when you get good at it

Get some archery gear and go shooting. Its awesome.

If you dont already have guns you should invest in a few. You live in a populated area and I hate thinking of those stuck in populated areas who have no way of defending themselves.
 

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I keep a years worth of food on hand... but a nuclear war requires much more preparation.

...even if your region isn't hit.
Let's face it, you could have 1000 cans of beans but how long would that last a group anyway? Eating people would be a thing, I'd be protecting dogs and cats from hungry savages...

It would actually be hell on fuckin earth man when you think about it, that film THREADS ya fuckers WATCH IT!! The ending where it shows what people would be like long after a nuclear war is the stuff of nightmares man!! Mutants and incest! Fuck, I might watch it again just shortly to see how I react knowing it could be coming... I can't say it enough that people need to watch it...
Those are obviously all conjecture.
Yeah of course man, nobody REALLY knows what it would be like but we know it won't be pleasant that's for sure...
No, i don't think it will be much fun for anyone involved.
If you live in the sticks you've got a good chance, fishing rod becomes a lifesaver... Hmm, could you eat the fish? Would they not be contaminated?
I live on the ocean in an area with many streams and rivers and lakes and ponds and wildlife, this general area was a native american wet dream, till we came along and civilized the life out of them peasants! hopefully the App store has a Geiger Counter App.
You should be alright then, do you live far away from any major cities that could be hit?

We are out more in a rural area but I'm not gonna pretend we wouldnt have a rough time surviving if a nuke was dropped. We definately would.
Buy fishing rods and look for the best places before it happens is my advice lol
I happen to have some very useful neighbors, and I know how to operate a fishing pole, I may actually try surf fishing this summer, if nothing else it looks relaxing. One thing, I haven't done, but mean to, is to get some decent archery gear, something stout enough to hunt with, if that should become a survival option.

Have you hunted before? Archery is a difficult way to hunt......but the best one when you get good at it

Get some archery gear and go shooting. Its awesome.

If you dont already have guns you should invest in a few. You live in a populated area and I hate thinking of those stuck in populated areas who have no way of defending themselves.
I hunted quite a bit as young tyke, but I didn't really keep up with for most of my working life, but I grew up listening to hunting stories, my Great Grand Father was actually a professional game hunter for the timber company my Grand Pa worked at for a few years here in the Southern Oregon old growth woods.....not that it means I am at his skill level, I just like that bit of history, i actually inherited Grand Dads 30.30 Savage that Great Grand Dad had borrowed end ended up blowing up the barrel, trying to wipe out a coyote den after that it was converted from a "High Powered .22, to a 30.30", ie a burrow dug into the ground that could be a hazard for log pulling mules or horses etc.
 

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I keep a years worth of food on hand... but a nuclear war requires much more preparation.

...even if your region isn't hit.
Let's face it, you could have 1000 cans of beans but how long would that last a group anyway? Eating people would be a thing, I'd be protecting dogs and cats from hungry savages...

It would actually be hell on fuckin earth man when you think about it, that film THREADS ya fuckers WATCH IT!! The ending where it shows what people would be like long after a nuclear war is the stuff of nightmares man!! Mutants and incest! Fuck, I might watch it again just shortly to see how I react knowing it could be coming... I can't say it enough that people need to watch it...
Those are obviously all conjecture.
Yeah of course man, nobody REALLY knows what it would be like but we know it won't be pleasant that's for sure...
No, i don't think it will be much fun for anyone involved.
If you live in the sticks you've got a good chance, fishing rod becomes a lifesaver... Hmm, could you eat the fish? Would they not be contaminated?
I live on the ocean in an area with many streams and rivers and lakes and ponds and wildlife, this general area was a native american wet dream, till we came along and civilized the life out of them peasants! hopefully the App store has a Geiger Counter App.
You should be alright then, do you live far away from any major cities that could be hit?

We are out more in a rural area but I'm not gonna pretend we wouldnt have a rough time surviving if a nuke was dropped. We definately would.
Buy fishing rods and look for the best places before it happens is my advice lol
I happen to have some very useful neighbors, and I know how to operate a fishing pole, I may actually try surf fishing this summer, if nothing else it looks relaxing. One thing, I haven't done, but mean to, is to get some decent archery gear, something stout enough to hunt with, if that should become a survival option.

Have you hunted before? Archery is a difficult way to hunt......but the best one when you get good at it

Get some archery gear and go shooting. Its awesome.

If you dont already have guns you should invest in a few. You live in a populated area and I hate thinking of those stuck in populated areas who have no way of defending themselves.
I hunted quite a bit as young tyke, but I didn't really keep up with for most of my working life, but I grew up listening to hunting stories, my Great Grand Father was actually a professional game hunter for the timber company my Grand Pa worked at for a few years here in the Southern Oregon old growth woods.....not that it means I am at his skill level, I just like that bit of history, i actually inherited Grand Dads 30.30 Savage that Great Grand Dad had borrowed end ended up blowing up the barrel, trying to wipe out a coyote den after that it was converted from a "High Powered .22, to a 30.30", ie a burrow dug into the ground that could be a hazard for log pulling mules or horses etc.

My husband was the same. Hunted a lot with his dad as a kid. As he got older.....kinda got into other interests like music and such.

He got serious about it again more into his late 20s. Now everyone goes. Even my daughters hunt.

It's not just a good skill.....its therapeutic and natural. It's well worth learning archery. Even if we dont see nuclear war and end up needing to hunt for survival lol.
 

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I was gonna create a thread, a lil similar to this one, so I'll hold off for now lol.

In the event of nuclear war, the only people I would wanna visit, is friends and family, one last time. Hell even you fucks lol. I dont have a Clinton list lol, so no "special visit".

I "think" that we would get hit with other stuff before the nukes, like an attack on our power grid, and communications. Already rumor of a false flag event coming, of exactly that, a cyber attack. So that the US can say "It WAs ruSsIA!"

Power outage alone would have massive impact. Especially an EMP, disabling EVERYTHING that is electrical, car and all.

But lets say they go straight to nukes....

If it breaks out, where targets are swapped back and forth, the whole world is FUCKED. T-total, FUCKED!

If its near you, kiss your ass goodbye. Duh. Further out, electric and such be impacted still.

Folks will rush the stores first, it will be drained FAST!

You'll have to worry about the fuckers, the shady folks. They will try and sabotage you on the road.

Then, the fallout kicks in. If you can get underground, the better. But eventually you will have to come out. Same with a cave, cave would be good though, for many reasons.

Any water and food will wind up contaminated for the most part, unless its in your underground bunker. Think "oh I'll hunt and eat them critters", they will be radiated, contaminated. Fish in the stream too. MIGHT have luck with ocean fish. Im only guessing.

Say you make it a few months. On your stored food and water supplies. You're ready to "venture out". Well ya better layer up, cause it will be EXTREMELY cold, as Nuclear Winter has set in. The fallout clouds will have blocked the sun, dropping temperatures as if you were in the Arctic, killing all plant life, and most life with it. It will be a cutthroat world out there, of very few determined survivors.

Sounds great right!?

Well, let me delve further, and get you good and angry, cause THEY have been plotting this shit!!!

Im not gonna get into all the conspiracy theories.... I mean facts... but I find it odd concerning bunkers. Here in the US, we do not have local bunkers anymore. The sirens are gone too. As a citizen, you are on your own.

What THEY dont want you to know, is that they have over 175 (if not more now) deep underground military bases, reserved for the Ellites I imagine. They are massive, and a few miles underground. With magnetic rail systems connecting some of them. They are not for civilians. Its been known a while that one of the main ones is under the Denver airport.

Now, Russia, had 5000 bunkers built recently, for civilians. They were to be completed by 2012.

Just something to think on, as the pieces are adding up. Weeg Momma might be right lol.
 
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Do you have anyone on a list you want to deal with before the bomb drops?
It will be a great opportunity to finally settle scores with people who have wronged you, one last act of joy before thermonuclear armageddon...

There are a few cunts where I live who are going to have their eyes poked out, have any of you got people you'd like to pay a special visit?

Have any of you got bunkers filled with a stash of canned food?

3fQs92t.jpg


Are you scared of it coming or do you refuse to believe it will happen?
It's got to be one of the worst deaths imaginable if you don't die with the blast the radiation sickness is horrific!

I implore yous to watch the movie "Threads" about the Russians nuking the UK, it's brutal man! It's on Amazon Prime and Shudder or watch it free here
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!
just get rid of two ads and it'll play...

KWb86N8.jpg

I find it fascinating that your thoughts go directly to revenge rather than to seeking out and expressing love for loved ones in your final days.
It's just a bit of banter ffs of course if it really happens I won't even have time to do anything but try and hide... Crazy that I even need to explain that... Negativity rules here eh =(
 

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imagine, when the nukes fly all the crazy paranoid nutty preppers suddenly become genuises...

lol
 

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Do you have anyone on a list you want to deal with before the bomb drops?
It will be a great opportunity to finally settle scores with people who have wronged you, one last act of joy before thermonuclear armageddon...

There are a few cunts where I live who are going to have their eyes poked out, have any of you got people you'd like to pay a special visit?

Have any of you got bunkers filled with a stash of canned food?

3fQs92t.jpg


Are you scared of it coming or do you refuse to believe it will happen?
It's got to be one of the worst deaths imaginable if you don't die with the blast the radiation sickness is horrific!

I implore yous to watch the movie "Threads" about the Russians nuking the UK, it's brutal man! It's on Amazon Prime and Shudder or watch it free here
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!
just get rid of two ads and it'll play...

KWb86N8.jpg

I find it fascinating that your thoughts go directly to revenge rather than to seeking out and expressing love for loved ones in your final days.
It's just a bit of banter ffs of course if it really happens I won't even have time to do anything but try and hide... Crazy that I even need to explain that... Negativity rules here eh =(
portugal is on the hit list
 

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That figures around here that a man can treat a woman like a human being and be called teh ghey because he isnt hunched over his key board like Quasimodo in sweatpants asking for PM sex.

So....um..... a/s/l?

Like hey baby.... can I get a boobeee's shot?

I can bench press 300, drive a brand new Ferrari, and mah cawk looks like a baseball bat.
 

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That figures around here that a man can treat a woman like a human being and be called teh ghey because he isnt hunched over his key board like Quasimodo in sweatpants asking for PM sex.

So....um..... a/s/l?

Like hey baby.... can I get a boobeee's shot?

I can bench press 300, drive a brand new Ferrari, and mah cawk looks like a baseball bat.

r u an applied scientist in martial arts like breakfall?
 

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That figures around here that a man can treat a woman like a human being and be called teh ghey because he isnt hunched over his key board like Quasimodo in sweatpants asking for PM sex.

So....um..... a/s/l?

Like hey baby.... can I get a boobeee's shot?

I can bench press 300, drive a brand new Ferrari, and mah cawk looks like a baseball bat.

r u an applied scientist in martial arts like breakfall?

I'm like atomic baby.... living forever with mah Japanese sword, chopping off heads, remembering the Highlands and me first hot gf who lost her head, and creating like nuclear science and shit, yo....
 

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That figures around here that a man can treat a woman like a human being and be called teh ghey because he isnt hunched over his key board like Quasimodo in sweatpants asking for PM sex.

So....um..... a/s/l?

Like hey baby.... can I get a boobeee's shot?

I can bench press 300, drive a brand new Ferrari, and mah cawk looks like a baseball bat.

r u an applied scientist in martial arts like breakfall?

I'm like atomic baby.... living forever with mah Japanese sword, chopping off heads, remembering the Highlands and me first hot gf who lost her head, and creating like nuclear science and shit, yo....
i walk around with these scary nepalese sword things that r illegal 2 possess, but its ok....im a licensed blah blablah... so its okay.
 

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I was channelling my inner Highlander for shits and giggles....not referring to anybody here... :Vibin:
 

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what a spectacle he was, i just read through all that crap
 

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he throws BF $300 and starts dictating dove and biggue better be banned?
lulz
 

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Do you have anyone on a list you want to deal with before the bomb drops?
It will be a great opportunity to finally settle scores with people who have wronged you, one last act of joy before thermonuclear armageddon...

There are a few cunts where I live who are going to have their eyes poked out, have any of you got people you'd like to pay a special visit?

Have any of you got bunkers filled with a stash of canned food?

3fQs92t.jpg


Are you scared of it coming or do you refuse to believe it will happen?
It's got to be one of the worst deaths imaginable if you don't die with the blast the radiation sickness is horrific!

I implore yous to watch the movie "Threads" about the Russians nuking the UK, it's brutal man! It's on Amazon Prime and Shudder or watch it free here
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!
just get rid of two ads and it'll play...

KWb86N8.jpg

I find it fascinating that your thoughts go directly to revenge rather than to seeking out and expressing love for loved ones in your final days.

That's what I though as well. Totally weird.
 

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imagine, when the nukes fly all the crazy paranoid nutty preppers suddenly become genuises...

lol


I wonder about that logic. I think about what's left behind to climb up out of the bunkers for...nothing but devastation and radiation, but hey, I am alive!

:Crazy:

There are factors involved.... it's not all or nothing.

The 7:10 rule deals with radioactive fallout as a general rule... every 7 fold increased in time is a 10 fold decrease in radioactive levels.

And there are different nukes too.... some highly radioactive some hardly at all..... plus ground bursts and air bursts are different.
 

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imagine, when the nukes fly all the crazy paranoid nutty preppers suddenly become genuises...

lol


I wonder about that logic. I think about what's left behind to climb up out of the bunkers for...nothing but devastation and radiation, but hey, I am alive!

:Crazy:

There are factors involved.... it's not all or nothing.

The 7:10 rule deals with radioactive fallout as a general rule... every 7 fold increased in time is a 10 fold decrease in radioactive levels.

And there are different nukes too.... some highly radioactive some hardly at all..... plus ground bursts and air bursts are different.


If I were living in South America, I would be less worried. @rancidmilko is sitting pretty just about now
 

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imagine, when the nukes fly all the crazy paranoid nutty preppers suddenly become genuises...

lol


I wonder about that logic. I think about what's left behind to climb up out of the bunkers for...nothing but devastation and radiation, but hey, I am alive!

:Crazy:

There are factors involved.... it's not all or nothing.

The 7:10 rule deals with radioactive fallout as a general rule... every 7 fold increased in time is a 10 fold decrease in radioactive levels.

And there are different nukes too.... some highly radioactive some hardly at all..... plus ground bursts and air bursts are different.


If I were living in South America, I would be less worried. @rancidmilko is sitting pretty just about now

I'm happy to be closer to Antarctica but if Australia goes ahead with its plans to build nuclear subs and ports in either NSW or Brisbane, it could become more of an ICBM target....