How DON'T you want to die?

Falling is nothing to be afraid of. Hitting the ground is what kills you.

One of my coworkers told me a story about his uncle who had throat cancer or something. Eventually it ate a hole in his neck and he sprayed blood out of his throat until he died. That sounds pretty bad to me.
 
1. Murdered by a serial killer. :OMG4:

2. Sucked out of a plane. :PanicAttack:

3. Mauled by chihuahuas. :Lovin1:

4. Buried alive in a cave. Confused 5

5. Hit by lightning. :QuietTime:

6. An accidental drug overdose. :Hapz:

7. Falling from a hi rise building. :Scream:

8. Running late and not making it. :TrainWreck:

9. Choking on a Macca's. :Popcorn4:

10. Crock pot explosion in the kitchen. :Hapz2:

11. Kidnapped by an alien. :Welcome5:

12. Suffocating while motorboating. :Grin3:

14. Scared of the number 13. :Welcome8:

15. The monster that lives under my bed kills me. :Run:

16. Worrying about what might kill me. :Whiner2:
 
Don't be a pussy!
was that really called for ? I got your pussy
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The Russians kidnap me and torture me for the secret Area 51 information I know.

When I refuse to give them the secret info I have they decide to eliminate me so to get rid of me so they feed me feet first into a wood chipper.

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