How DON'T you want to die?

[Ice]

I started a thread like this in the old CJ forums and got some crazy answers.:ROFL3:

As for me I'm simple, I don't want to burn to death in a car wreck.:Scream:

And you?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Throat cut.

 

[Ice]

Having a heart attack just before I bust a nut in Yolanda.

Yolanda was my grade seven sweetheart.She didn't know it but I did.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Fall from a great height, I don’t like heights.

 

[Gyroscope]

Falling is nothing to be afraid of. Hitting the ground is what kills you.

One of my coworkers told me a story about his uncle who had throat cancer or something. Eventually it ate a hole in his neck and he sprayed blood out of his throat until he died. That sounds pretty bad to me.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

In pain.....

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Attacked by sharks.

 

[UPYOURKILT]

Swallowed whole by a snake

 

[chew the fat]

1. Murdered by a serial killer. :OMG4:

2. Sucked out of a plane. :PanicAttack:

3. Mauled by chihuahuas. :Lovin1:

4. Buried alive in a cave. Confused 5

5. Hit by lightning.

6. An accidental drug overdose. :Hapz:

7. Falling from a hi rise building. :Scream:

8. Running late and not making it.

9. Choking on a Macca's.

10. Crock pot explosion in the kitchen.

11. Kidnapped by an alien. :Welcome5:

12. Suffocating while motorboating. :Grin3:

14. Scared of the number 13. :Welcome8:

15. The monster that lives under my bed kills me. :Run:

16. Worrying about what might kill me. :Whiner2:

 

[TheHaze]

Smash by a fun ass dyke- - - - - -

 

[Scott]

Waking up six feet under to suffocate in a coffin, being tossed overboard into the abyss with a chain around my ankles and killed a shark.

 

[UPYOURKILT]

Eaten by piranha fish

 

[Mr. Whipple]

alone , friendless and forgotten

 

[MasterBlaster]

Don't be a pussy!

 

[Gyroscope]

Chopped up, wrapped in plastic, and discarded in a ravine next to the highway.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Stuck upside down in a tiny cave... This must be hellish...

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Don't be a pussy!

was that really called for ? I got your pussy

 

[MasterBlaster]

It was called for.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Eaten by my own dog !

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Beheaded

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Beheaded

Omg yeah, kneeling there waiting knowing it’s going to happen while they reel off all that old shit.

 

[UPYOURKILT]

Choked to death

 

[MasterBlaster]

Actually, that isn't such a bad way to go.

 

[Assclown]

Burned to death...

 

[MasterBlaster]

THAT is a bad way to die.

 

[chew the fat]

The Russians kidnap me and torture me for the secret Area 51 information I know.

When I refuse to give them the secret info I have they decide to eliminate me so to get rid of me so they feed me feet first into a wood chipper.

 

[TheHaze]

Beheaded

Omg yeah, kneeling there waiting knowing it’s going to happen while they reel off all that old shit.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I'd hate to die not playing my drums.

 

[Jeannie]

I'd hate to die not playing my drums.

good - now beat it

 

[MasterBlaster]

Wid pleasure, Treasure.