How Long You Out Here For This Time Martini?

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I don't have the time to post on message boards.

Here's a guide as to why;

I don't make money from it.
The populace has a combined IQ that could fit in one opened sardines container.
The rabble here isn't interesting.

Does this help?
 
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I don't have the time to post on message boards.

Here's a guide as to why;

I don't make money from it.
The populace has a combined IQ that could fit in one opened sardines container.
The rabble here isn't interesting.

Does this help?

So you come out here in 45 minute spurts to post the lame shit you did 15 years ago?
 

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So you come out here in 45 minute spurts to post the lame shit you did 15 years ago?
Which is less time consuming then you stuttering out the same incoherent babble you've been doing for 20 on the daily?

I have a track record of forgetting this shit for months on end since day one. You not only post the same useless drivel since you started, you use templates and just fill in blanks with whomever is twisting your bloomers currently.

You're a fucking sitcom laugh track.
 
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Which is less time consuming then you stuttering out the same incoherent babble you've been doing for 20 on the daily?

At least my stuttering is graceful and avant-garde. My babble has made many posters either swoon or hate me. I do the community a service, unlike you. With your redundant shit posting lames, a single celled organism can outflame you.

I have a track record of forgetting this shit for months on end since day one. You not only post the same useless drivel since you started, you use templates and just fill in blanks with whomever is twisting your bloomers currently.

You're a fucking sitcom laugh track.

You have a track record alright. It has nothing to do with forgetting anything as you met and had sexual intercourse with a member of this forum. You were soo desperate that you forgot to throw out the dead cat still leaking on your 1980's stylized water bed.

If I'm the laugh track, then you're the last ending credit.
 
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Hey Martini, since a lot of BF members are 65+ maybe consider making a pottycast called, "Hey BF seniors, five tips to avoid falling while walking"
 

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Hey Martini, since a lot of BF members are 65+ maybe consider making a pottycast called, "Hey BF seniors, five tips to avoid falling while walking"
That's an interesting idea.

The problem is they prolly won't remember the tips....