How many of you Americans would convert to Islam?

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Raise your hands.

I would never do it in 1 million years...
Never. I'd persecute islam until it didnt exist....at least out in the open.

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Them jews are dumb to tolerate muhzies living with them. Its like allowing a rabid dog in the house!

I saw a clip of one of the shootings, 2 young guys were sat outside a cafe and the shooter runs upto them and blasts them point blank with an assault rifle. They wouldn't have even seen it coming...
 

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I will admit the 72 Virgins deal sounds very interesting

Read the small print, it isn't virgin boys... if you convert to Islam just for that, you'll be disappointed.
Thank you for sharing that personal anecdote with the class, but this is Florida, please stand by an officer will escort you to jail. First rule of Sex Ed. Is don’t talk about the gays.
 

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I will admit the 72 Virgins deal sounds very interesting

Read the small print, it isn't virgin boys... if you convert to Islam just for that, you'll be disappointed.
Thank you for sharing that personal anecdote with the class, but this is Florida, please stand by an officer will escort you to jail. First rule of Sex Ed. Is don’t talk about the gays.

Adults are not permitted to discuss adult sexuality with kindergarteners through 3rd graders.

It should not be a problem. Fucking hell.
 

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Raise your hands.

I would never do it in 1 million years...
I don't know,
maybe.

You know what would be awesome cool though
is if we all had to be muzzies and Duhv got assigned to be my slave, and had to do whatever I say or get beheaded or stoned to death or something.
'course I'd insist she get a clean bill from the vet first.

You would have to kill me before I killed you, so dont get too comfy in that cute little fantasy.

Pick one of your misogynist left wing handmaids. They tame and roll over much easier than I ever would.

Death first!
 

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I will admit the 72 Virgins deal sounds very interesting

Read the small print, it isn't virgin boys... if you convert to Islam just for that, you'll be disappointed.
Thank you for sharing that personal anecdote with the class, but this is Florida, please stand by an officer will escort you to jail. First rule of Sex Ed. Is don’t talk about the gays.

Adults are not permitted to discuss adult sexuality with kindergarteners through 3rd graders.

It should not be a problem. Fucking hell.
"Why does Susie have 2 moms?" "Go see the Principal!"
 

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I will admit the 72 Virgins deal sounds very interesting

Read the small print, it isn't virgin boys... if you convert to Islam just for that, you'll be disappointed.
Thank you for sharing that personal anecdote with the class, but this is Florida, please stand by an officer will escort you to jail. First rule of Sex Ed. Is don’t talk about the gays.

Adults are not permitted to discuss adult sexuality with kindergarteners through 3rd graders.

It should not be a problem. Fucking hell.
My does Susie have 2 moms?

Ask Susie.

Funny we were able to survive being 5 through 8 without teachers initiating discussions about sexuality and their private lives.

Did you read the bill yet? Or are the media lies what you are gonna stick to?
 

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I will admit the 72 Virgins deal sounds very interesting

Read the small print, it isn't virgin boys... if you convert to Islam just for that, you'll be disappointed.
Thank you for sharing that personal anecdote with the class, but this is Florida, please stand by an officer will escort you to jail. First rule of Sex Ed. Is don’t talk about the gays.

Adults are not permitted to discuss adult sexuality with kindergarteners through 3rd graders.

It should not be a problem. Fucking hell.
My does Susie have 2 moms?

Ask Susie.

Funny we were able to survive being 5 through 8 without teachers initiating discussions about sexuality and their private lives.

Did you read the bill yet? Or are the media lies what you are gonna stick to?
IKR?

Between that and completely erasing the history of black folk in this country I'm surprised I can even spell Martin Luther King.

Thank God for the series "Roots" eh?
 

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Adults are not permitted to discuss adult sexuality with kindergarteners through 3rd graders.

It should not be a problem. Fucking hell.

Ahh is that what he meant, I didn't know what he was on about.

Thank fuck he isn't a primary school teacher...
 

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Adults are not permitted to discuss adult sexuality with kindergarteners through 3rd graders.

It should not be a problem. Fucking hell.

Ahh is that what he meant, I didn't know what he was on about.

Thank fuck he isn't a primary school teacher...

He doesn't know what the issue is. He thinks "teh right" is making some fuss out of nothing cuz we all hate gays or some shit.

I wish they would at least look...but eh. They would rather believe liars.
 

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I will admit the 72 Virgins deal sounds very interesting

Read the small print, it isn't virgin boys... if you convert to Islam just for that, you'll be disappointed.
Thank you for sharing that personal anecdote with the class, but this is Florida, please stand by an officer will escort you to jail. First rule of Sex Ed. Is don’t talk about the gays.

Adults are not permitted to discuss adult sexuality with kindergarteners through 3rd graders.

It should not be a problem. Fucking hell.
"Why does Susie have 2 moms?" "Go see the Principal!"

"Why is that man with the long neck wearing a dress like mommy's?"

"Because he's a crazy person, stay away from him!"
 

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Adults are not permitted to discuss adult sexuality with kindergarteners through 3rd graders.

It should not be a problem. Fucking hell.

Ahh is that what he meant, I didn't know what he was on about.

Thank fuck he isn't a primary school teacher...

He doesn't know what the issue is. He thinks "teh right" is making some fuss out of nothing cuz we all hate gays or some shit.

I wish they would at least look...but eh. They would rather believe liars.

It's deja vu with how Lotus behaved over CRT when it was discussed on here.
 

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Raise your hands.

I would never do it in 1 million years...

The vast majority of converts seem to be men.

Really, there's nothing in it for women to go there.

They'd lose many of the freedoms they currently enjoy.

Oddly enough tho, there are some female converts who claim that Islam 'liberates' them & they found a home in the religion
 
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Raise your hands.

I would never do it in 1 million years...
I don't know,
maybe.

You know what would be awesome cool though
is if we all had to be muzzies and Duhv got assigned to be my slave, and had to do whatever I say or get beheaded or stoned to death or something.
'course I'd insist she get a clean bill from the vet first.


That's funny, a bit frightening as well. I can't imagine it running its mouth non-stop. I think the stoning would come quickly
 

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Now, now, no talk of physical violence, people.

If it came to that, you know you would be on the receiving end.
 

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Adults are not permitted to discuss adult sexuality with kindergarteners through 3rd graders.

It should not be a problem. Fucking hell.

Ahh is that what he meant, I didn't know what he was on about.

Thank fuck he isn't a primary school teacher...

He doesn't know what the issue is. He thinks "teh right" is making some fuss out of nothing cuz we all hate gays or some shit.

I wish they would at least look...but eh. They would rather believe liars.
The Right is altering voting protocols all over the Country, because orange man says the election was "rigged", no one has proven any significant election fraud period, but 27 states changed laws, and not one single law was designed to simplify voting, but adding complications and reducing accessibility, and now Governor Doofus of Florida is setting up a State Police Force to monitor elections, yay your tax dollars going to work for a lie. you conservatives do quite a bit of nonsensical crap all the time, and you knuckleheads swallow it all hook line and sinker. You have zero credibility. May you all be safe from Jewish Space Lazers. Remember Bowling Green, Never Forget!
 
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Adults are not permitted to discuss adult sexuality with kindergarteners through 3rd graders.

It should not be a problem. Fucking hell.

Ahh is that what he meant, I didn't know what he was on about.

Thank fuck he isn't a primary school teacher...

He doesn't know what the issue is. He thinks "teh right" is making some fuss out of nothing cuz we all hate gays or some shit.

I wish they would at least look...but eh. They would rather believe liars.
The Right is altering voting protocols all over the Country, because orange man says the election was "rigged", no one has proven any significant election fraud period, but 27 states changed laws, and not one single law was designed to simplify voting, but adding complications and reducing accessibility, and now Governor Doofus of Florida is setting up a State Police Force to monitor elections, yay your tax dollars going to work for a lie. you conservatives do quite a bit of nonsensical crap all the time, and you knuckleheads swallow it all hook line and sinker. You have zero credibility. May you all be safe from Jewish Space Lazers. Remember Bowling Green, Never Forget!
Probably shouldnt have nigger rigged it.
 

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Adults are not permitted to discuss adult sexuality with kindergarteners through 3rd graders.

It should not be a problem. Fucking hell.

Ahh is that what he meant, I didn't know what he was on about.

Thank fuck he isn't a primary school teacher...

He doesn't know what the issue is. He thinks "teh right" is making some fuss out of nothing cuz we all hate gays or some shit.

I wish they would at least look...but eh. They would rather believe liars.
The Right is altering voting protocols all over the Country, because orange man says the election was "rigged", no one has proven any significant election fraud period, but 27 states changed laws, and not one single law was designed to simplify voting, but adding complications and reducing accessibility, and now Governor Doofus of Florida is setting up a State Police Force to monitor elections, yay your tax dollars going to work for a lie. you conservatives do quite a bit of nonsensical crap all the time, and you knuckleheads swallow it all hook line and sinker. You have zero credibility. May you all be safe from Jewish Space Lazers. Remember Bowling Green, Never Forget!
Oh my God.

In a country harboring over 20 million illegals with no vested interest in the long term positive outcome of this nation (with more pouring in everyday) conservatives are setting up protocols to ensure that only American citizens are voting in these elections?

Are you being completely fucking serious here?!?!

The travesty!!!!!

Where are my tax dollars GOING?!?!?!

we need to be spending more of it on Ukraine and advanced weaponry for future terrorist leaders in Afghanistan
 

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Islam 'liberates' them

From any responsibility or accountability.

True freedom frightens most people imo.

Actually @Lily, some of these Western women converted to Islam cuz they seem to feel that it protects them, like this beautiful French girl:




Maybe she just didn't like the attention of men & getting stared at all the time. So Islam has provided her with a degree of privacy & ability to distance herself from them.
 

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Adults are not permitted to discuss adult sexuality with kindergarteners through 3rd graders.

It should not be a problem. Fucking hell.

Ahh is that what he meant, I didn't know what he was on about.

Thank fuck he isn't a primary school teacher...

He doesn't know what the issue is. He thinks "teh right" is making some fuss out of nothing cuz we all hate gays or some shit.

I wish they would at least look...but eh. They would rather believe liars.
The Right is altering voting protocols all over the Country, because orange man says the election was "rigged", no one has proven any significant election fraud period, but 27 states changed laws, and not one single law was designed to simplify voting, but adding complications and reducing accessibility, and now Governor Doofus of Florida is setting up a State Police Force to monitor elections, yay your tax dollars going to work for a lie. you conservatives do quite a bit of nonsensical crap all the time, and you knuckleheads swallow it all hook line and sinker. You have zero credibility. May you all be safe from Jewish Space Lazers. Remember Bowling Green, Never Forget!
Oh my God.

In a country harboring over 20 million illegals with no vested interest in the long term positive outcome of this nation (with more pouring in everyday) conservatives are setting up protocols to ensure that only American citizens are voting in these elections?

Are you being completely fucking serious here?!?!

The travesty!!!!!

Where are my tax dollars GOING?!?!?!

we need to be spending more of it on Ukraine and advanced weaponry for future terrorist leaders in Afghanistan
Keep telling yourself that, if it helps you sleep at night.

And now for a brief musical interlude, grab your lube Stubby, this one's for you!

 

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So basically no ID to vote. Unauthenticated ballots etc etc

hell, why not just provide top hats every 50 yards or so and let people just scribble their entries onto random pieces of paper and drop them in? I'm sure that will be fair, focused and replete with impeccable integrity