I'd say about 40% of my posts are jokes, but you're too hysterical and tight-assed to get them.
I look after a retarded adult one day a week. He was here reading posts a few days ago. When he read some posts by LettuceButt, he laughed.
"Duh duh hahaha!!!"
It was beautiful to see him experiencing such joy.
It warmed my heart.
I read the posts and did not see any humour at all. Nothing funny about them at all.
The moral of the story: You have to be a retard to understand LettuceButt's jokes.
Says a guy who thinks the earth is flat.