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Your teardrops at BC were delicious, wankstop. :LOL3:
You're delusional, pal.
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and you're pissing all over yourself right now.

keep going --- lulz
You still juicing or you on that ephedrine shit again? You sound unhinged brah
Am I? What makes you believe I’m using steroids?
You sound unhinged, dude. I just said it. You shooting juice in your eyes you didn't see my last post?
 

Biggie Smiles

I make libturds berry angry. I do!!!
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Your teardrops at BC were delicious, wankstop. :LOL3:
You're delusional, pal.
Peace-
and you're pissing all over yourself right now.

keep going --- lulz
You still juicing or you on that ephedrine shit again? You sound unhinged brah
Am I? What makes you believe I’m using steroids?
You sound unhinged, dude. I just said it. You shooting juice in your eyes you didn't see my last post?
So you think I'm using steriods?
 

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Your teardrops at BC were delicious, wankstop. :LOL3:
You're delusional, pal.
Peace-
and you're pissing all over yourself right now.

keep going --- lulz
You still juicing or you on that ephedrine shit again? You sound unhinged brah
Am I? What makes you believe I’m using steroids?
You sound unhinged, dude. I just said it. You shooting juice in your eyes you didn't see my last post?
So you think I'm using steriods?
And then?
 
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Lil Guido goes to the beach...

...and he sets himself up to show off his new 'roided out beach bod. A few women glance his way, but none strike up a conversation. He looks a little ways down the beach to see lots of women around an older guy who is nowhere near as chiseled as him.
As the crowd disperses, the man approaches his competition and asks the older man what his secret is.
"Sure, I'll tell you! It's real easy. First thing I do before stepping out onto the beach is put a potato in my Speedo. It's a real eye catcher, if you know what I mean!"
Seeing the older man's success, he decides to give it a try. The next morning he stops at the market and buys the biggest potato he could find and heads off to the beach. He sets himself up like the day before and puts the potato in his Speedo, but now even less women are glancing at him. Some are even making comments under their breath.
Confused, the man finds the older man from the day before and asks what gives.
"I did it just like you said, stuffed the potato in my Speedo and everything!"
The older man shakes his head in disgust.
"You idiot! You're supposed to put the potato in the FRONT!"
 

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Lil Guido goes to the beach...

...and he sets himself up to show off his new 'roided out beach bod. A few women glance his way, but none strike up a conversation. He looks a little ways down the beach to see lots of women around an older guy who is nowhere near as chiseled as him.
As the crowd disperses, the man approaches his competition and asks the older man what his secret is.
"Sure, I'll tell you! It's real easy. First thing I do before stepping out onto the beach is put a potato in my Speedo. It's a real eye catcher, if you know what I mean!"
Seeing the older man's success, he decides to give it a try. The next morning he stops at the market and buys the biggest potato he could find and heads off to the beach. He sets himself up like the day before and puts the potato in his Speedo, but now even less women are glancing at him. Some are even making comments under their breath.
Confused, the man finds the older man from the day before and asks what gives.
"I did it just like you said, stuffed the potato in my Speedo and everything!"
The older man shakes his head in disgust.
"You idiot! You're supposed to put the potato in the FRONT!"
Smiggs ain't the brightest guy.
 

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