...but I've heard through trusted spies that things in Portugal are so tight, @LotusBud :
1. Stops the top loader washing machine and removes her muumuu's to hand wring so she can climb her spammy haunches up it, drop a deuce, and restart the spin cycle for water savings...
2. Shaves her pussy with two sardine lids (one for the bush work, one polished to a mirror like surface so she can see her cooter).
3. Baits her badger with old French fries at the beach to trap seagulls for Sunday dinner.
I will let you know as I find out more...
1. Stops the top loader washing machine and removes her muumuu's to hand wring so she can climb her spammy haunches up it, drop a deuce, and restart the spin cycle for water savings...
2. Shaves her pussy with two sardine lids (one for the bush work, one polished to a mirror like surface so she can see her cooter).
3. Baits her badger with old French fries at the beach to trap seagulls for Sunday dinner.
I will let you know as I find out more...