I Really Need a Break From This Place

[The Prowler]

The constant negativity is really, really getting to me.

It is driving me crazy!!!!

Between @Admin. who constantly talks about my Arctic White 2023 C8 Corvette with the Z51 Performance Package that I did not need to finance and I drive almost every day of the week...

And Poopy Pants @Lily who constantly talks about how she is ignoring me and whines to the site owner and moderators about how much I annoy her as she is constantly telling everyone that she is ignoring me...

And Senile @Joe who I envy so much for having such a carefree, simple, uncomplicated, simple, uninformed, simple, vegetable-like, simple mind that he only needs a few shiny things to keep him occupied for months on end...

How can I stand the constant attacks!!?!?!!?

From these esteemed.

Quality.

People.

I might never be back.

Congratulations on your victory.

I hope you feel really proud of yourselves.

 

[Fantom]

Good bye.

 

[Grimmy]

 

[Admin.]

Never heard of her, is this that white wine divorcee chick?


Drop us a card when you find work!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Ok, Prowler, see you tomorrow.

 

[Admin.]

Just a Corvette pic before you go?

 

[Grimmy]

Ok, Prowler, see you tomorrow.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Alticus]

Ok, Prowler, see you tomorrow.

He's just hoping that if he leaves for a long enough period of time we will miss him and want him back.

 

[Garraty_47]

He's just hoping that if he leaves for a long enough period of time we will miss him and want him back.

Or, and I'm just spitballing here, maybe he's having a larf by raising the hopes of the wretched forum mutts who are continually trying to nip at his ankles.

The howling and snapping at their own tails when they realize they've been tricked has enormous amusement potential.

 

[Lily]

He's just hoping that if he leaves for a long enough period of time we will miss him and want him back.

He's not going anywhere. Don't get your hopes up. He's like having a hemorrhoid. It will flare again.

 

[Alticus]

Or, and I'm just spitballing here, maybe he's having a larf by raising the hopes of the wretched forum mutts who are continually trying to nip at his ankles.

The howling and snapping at their own tails when they realize they've been tricked has enormous amusement potential.

Are you saying that he's being picked on?

 

[Lily]

Are you saying that he's being picked on?

Right?! Dude's got serious mental issues. LMAO...

 

[Alticus]

Right?! Dude's got serious mental issues. LMAO...

Fuck him. I tried multiple times to be civil and treat him right, and he shit on me every time. He can't act like a complete asspick and then announce his departure like he has been wronged by us. Let him jump into his Corvette and pull a Thelma & Louise.

 

[Lily]

Fuck him. I tried multiple times to be civil and treat him right, and he shit on me every time. He can't act like a complete asspick and then announce his departure like he has been wronged by us. Let him jump into his Corvette and pull a Thelma & Louise.

I wasn't referring to him, but yeah, that too.

He's not announcing his departure, he's trying to troll. He does it with the subtlety of a hot-air balloon. Couldn't be more visible or full of hot air.

And just as "entertaining"...oh look, it's floating...wow, okay, now what?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

The constant negativity is really, really getting to me.

At Bastard Factory?



SSS
- You must have just fared well in the math portion of the SAT.

 

[Admin.]

Or, and I'm just spitballing here, maybe he's having a larf by raising the hopes of the wretched forum mutts who are continually trying to nip at his ankles.

The howling and snapping at their own tails when they realize they've been tricked has enormous amusement potential.

Will you two lovebirds be spending a weekend in the Poconos?

 

[Lily]

Will you two lovebirds be spending a weekend in the Poconos?

Pokey what?

 

[Alticus]

I wasn't referring to him, but yeah, that too.

He's not announcing his departure, he's trying to troll. He does it with the subtlety of a hot-air balloon. Couldn't be more visible or full of hot air.

And just as "entertaining"...oh look, it's floating...wow, okay, now what?

Sorry, I misunderstood your words. :)

 

[Admin.]

Or, and I'm just spitballing here, maybe he's having a larf by raising the hopes of the wretched forum mutts who are continually trying to nip at his ankles.

The howling and snapping at their own tails when they realize they've been tricked has enormous amusement potential.

 

[Garraty_47]

Are you saying that he's being picked on?

When you're walking down the sidewalk and a mockingbird swoops down in an attempt to drive you out of its territory do you feel "picked on" or do you feel like that's one lucky fucking bird that you can't be arsed to always carry a baseball bat?

If you visit someone and an old toothless chihuahua crawls out from under the couch and starts yapping at you do you feel "picked on" or are you too busty reminding yourself that it's impolite to drop-kick someone else's dog in their own house?

Are you getting it yet?

 

[Grimmy]

Or, and I'm just spitballing here, maybe he's having a larf by raising the hopes of the wretched forum mutts who are continually trying to nip at his ankles.

The howling and snapping at their own tails when they realize they've been tricked has enormous amusement potential.

Ofc such lolmilk very lul.

It would be the funniest reverse troll evwr!!!!!!

 

[Garraty_47]

Fuck him. I tried multiple times to be civil and treat him right, and he shit on me every time. He can't act like a complete asspick and then announce his departure like he has been wronged by us. Let him jump into his Corvette and pull a Thelma & Louise.

You might want to spit out that hook before it gets stuck in your gills.

 

[Admin.]

Pokey what?

Oh noes we been caught, in fagrante delicktoe!

 

[Lily]

Sorry, I misunderstood your words. :)

No worries. He's a joke. "He" can be either of those two, or both, in this instance.

 

[Alticus]

You might want to spit out that hook before it gets stuck in your gills.

What are you talking about G? lol

 

[Garraty_47]

What are you talking about G? lol

Me?
Nothing.
Nothing at all. Ahem.

 

[Admin.]

When you're walking down the sidewalk and a mockingbird swoops down in an attempt to drive you out of its territory do you feel "picked on" or do you feel like that's one lucky fucking bird that you can't be arsed to always carry a baseball bat?

If you visit someone and an old toothless chihuahua crawls out from under the couch and starts yapping at you do you feel "picked on" or are you too busty reminding yourself that it's impolite to drop-kick someone else's dog in their own house?

Are you getting it yet?

Shouldn't you be launching another Podcast into deep space?

 

[Alticus]

Me?
Nothing.
Nothing at all. Ahem.

If I had my way I'd stick Prowler in a cage and shit on him daily.

 

[Lily]

If I had my way I'd stick Prowler in a cage and shit on him daily.

That's too much effort.