If you take a second, a mere second...

[Biggie Smiles]

You used to have a wonderous vocabulary JooDog, but it seems to have up and left you with your last wife. Don't tell me...she got everything, the house, 33% of your salary for the next 10 years and your ability to post anything worth reading.

Biatch.

Truth be told? She took about seventy seven thousand words with her as part of the divorce settlement. Mostly the coolest adjectives too

I was crushed

ANd then there's about another three thousand or so which have joint custody on which I can only use in court approved places

It sucks. I know.


Girlfriends only from now on, brah

And then what happened?

And then I picked up the pieces of my broken vocabulary and started a hot and heavy new fling with a thesaurus

 

[Adam Hitler]

lmao... a 47 year old man who doesn't own a car, cuts sweatpants down into short shorts with a utility knife and needs to pawn video game gear just to buy smokes

Good lord what wrong turn in life do you have to make to end up like that

Bwahahaha that part is particularly scathing.

 

[Blandscape]

You used to have a wonderous vocabulary JooDog, but it seems to have up and left you with your last wife. Don't tell me...she got everything, the house, 33% of your salary for the next 10 years and your ability to post anything worth reading.

Biatch.

Truth be told? She took about seventy seven thousand words with her as part of the divorce settlement. Mostly the coolest adjectives too

I was crushed

ANd then there's about another three thousand or so which have joint custody on which I can only use in court approved places

It sucks. I know.


Girlfriends only from now on, brah

And then what happened?

And then I picked up the pieces of my broken vocabulary and started a hot and heavy new fling with a thesaurus

Pfft, if only you had...if only you did.

 

[Blandscape]

lmao... a 47 year old man who doesn't own a car, cuts sweatpants down into short shorts with a utility knife and needs to pawn video game gear just to buy smokes

Good lord what wrong turn in life do you have to make to end up like that

Bwahahaha that part is particularly scathing.

I found it overtly sentimental, while bordering on simple psychological transferal.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

lmao... a 47 year old man who doesn't own a car, cuts sweatpants down into short shorts with a utility knife and needs to pawn video game gear just to buy smokes

Good lord what wrong turn in life do you have to make to end up like that

Bwahahaha that part is particularly scathing.

I found it overtly sentimental, while bordering on simple psychological transferal.

bath salt consumption usually frames your reality in such a way

Skittle?

 

[The Cuntess]

Where’s that little runt Fox hiding? Old bitch ass sure is quiet

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Where’s that little runt Fox hiding? Old bitch ass sure is quiet

He might be behind one of the tumbleweeds at flametruth

 

[Blandscape]

I am a consumer of bath salts, but only as an aid for my now feeble limbs that seem determined to outstrip my ability to utilise dem. Aghhh, a nice bath of fragranced bath salts...can life be much better?

 

[Blandscape]

Where’s that little runt Fox hiding? Old bitch ass sure is quiet

He's having a nap.

 

[Blandscape]

I had my nap earlier.

 

[Kirk]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

Ok grandpa.

That's a tight fit, but I know for a fact you are 10 years older than me. So, sticking up an avatar on yet another avatar of a ahum white-rapper might re-invigorate you, but does nothing for your brand, and 16 other sub brands.

Facts on a "Troll" board, you funny.

 

[Blandscape]

Well it is pretty funny, because you were kicking on a bit in 1998. And that's well, a long time ago. When TWAP lets slip you were posting back then, well the rest is just drool and self deluding fantasy, surely?

Even for you.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

and then what happens

 

[Blandscape]

It is important to exercise one's mind though, so there is no judgement here Foxy.

 

[Blandscape]

and then what happens

It already happened...keep up!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

THe blandscape vs Poopy impotent flail fest would be so much funnier if their both had plastic bags tied tightly around their faces

just saying

 

[Adam Hitler]

Where’s that little runt Fox hiding? Old bitch ass sure is quiet

Nursing Mongtini and kissing his e-wounds better, most probably.

 

[Blandscape]

Where’s that little runt Fox hiding? Old bitch ass sure is quiet

Nursing Mongtini and kissing his e-wounds better, most probably.

What e-wounds would dat be cunt wangler that never once wangled any cunt?

 

[Blandscape]

Notice how the least of us have to pay to post here?

 

[Blandscape]

THe blandscape vs Poopy impotent flail fest would be so much funnier if their both had plastic bags tied tightly around their faces

just saying

Notice how you haven't made a single decent post that someone else never set up for you from BH?

Just Sayin!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

THe blandscape vs Poopy impotent flail fest would be so much funnier if their both had plastic bags tied tightly around their faces

just saying

Notice how you haven't made a single decent post that someone else never set up for you from BH?

Just Sayin!

Yes, the ghosts from brawl halls past haunt me to this day


wait...


what's that?


The spirit of EB just said you're a quivering dork who suffers from epileptic seizures

what should I say on your behalf to counter?

 

[Blandscape]

You should smile at the over-rated prick, and remind yourself why prick's like you over-rated him in the last place!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You think he was overrated?

I hear you on that one. I never understood the draw either but hey most of the tards in ""Flametowne"" don't make much sense to begin with anyway

Oranje on the otherhand.. THAT was a funny and brutal motherfucker

 

[The Cuntess]

EB was a sight for sore eyes. Ahhh

 

[The Cuntess]

You should smile at the over-rated prick, and remind yourself why prick's like you over-rated him in the last place!

Hater

 

[Blandscape]

Did he say something complimentary to you once...it was a passing compliment wasn't it? You thought you had arrived. I bet you thought you walked on water after that, while drowning in the fear that permeates you.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

EB was a sight for sore eyes. Ahhh

You found him physically attractive

But in all honesty I cannot think of a single time I ever felt inspired to read one his lengthy posts in it's entirety and he never said a single thing that so much as made me chuckle

 

[Blandscape]

You should smile at the over-rated prick, and remind yourself why prick's like you over-rated him in the last place!

Hater

I don't hate...I like. I still like you, like senility you are warm and welcoming.

 

[The Cuntess]

Did he say something complimentary to you once...it was a passing compliment wasn't it? You thought you had arrived. I bet you thought you walked on water after that, while drowning in the fear that permeates you.

No. I was scared of him back then. He was very handsome tho.

 

[Blandscape]

EB was a sight for sore eyes. Ahhh

You found him physically attractive

But in all honesty I cannot think of a single time I ever felt inspired to read one his lengthy posts in it's entirety and he never said a single thing that so much as made me chuckle

Of course you did, see my earlier post in regard to you about transference.