I'm feeling cute so I'm going to make admong cry & tell you about my Luxury cruise *Merged "Feeling cute" posts along with Admin vs Biggie vs Seamajor

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You failed basic English, didn't you? The very first sentence of the post you quoted said I have him on ignore, genius.
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Admin won’t go on a cruise until they build a ship shaped like a penis

He’s a faggot
 

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Now for those of you who know me you know I like luxury. I'm not cheap when it comes to spending on me and mine. I have a 4300sq ft home with 7 bedrooms, an Olympic size heated swimming pool, an eight person whirlpool spa enclosed in an all cedar gazebo, two luxury sedans parked out front etc etc

And I give to others in the form of luxury cruises where strangers onboard can enjoy, well, the gift of me.

I normally stick with the upper echelon of local cruising a.k.a Royal Caribbean international but sometimes I can be seen slumming it in a junior suite which costs nearly 450.00 a night on some Carnival party boat provided the timing and destinations are right.

But this time I decided to give MSC (A European company) a try. Big mistake.

First and foremost, before we even have a chance to kick off the week of at sea festivities some woman goes and puts a damper on my week of fun by falling overboard the morning of our embarkation and fucking drowning. Can you believe that? Of all the times?

More to come on my less than stellar experience with this cruise line but lets just say this was an omen of events to come.


Sorry dude... I skimmed the first time and thought you said some lady pooped onboard before the vacuum pumps were going, then decided to flush her gory 49 year old tampon that's more coated in decaying vagina than blood right after the fact...

Then something something about Seamajor’s diaper falling off while trying to do a reverse Kate Winslet off the bow with a mannequin resembling Admin, only no big gaping mouth hole in the dummy..

I reread it and am totally ashamed.
 
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Sorry dude... I skimmed the first time and thought you said some lady pooped onboard before the vacuum pumps were going, then decided to flush her gory 49 year old tampon that's more coated in decaying vagina than blood right after the fact...

Then something something about Seamajor’s diaper falling off while trying to do a reverse Kate Winslet off the bow with a mannequin resembling Admin, only no big gaping mouth hole in the dummy..

I reread it and am totally ashamed.
Seamongo would never be on the same ship as me cause I'd do the world a favor and throw his ass overboard
 

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Curious choice of words for projection.... bananas AND watermelons!

Oh yeah... admin definitely sucks cocks.
 
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I'm sorry, admong cannot come to the phone right now as he is busy tossing back purple throat hammers with the boys down at the gloryhole
 
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What’s admin doing for gloryhole gay month?

Sucking coxk like a frenzied fairy faggot

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