In retrospect- The Summer of Poofer

[Flynn]

This whole thread is tedious to say the least. “Generic flotsam”??? FFS man!
:facepalm:

I like how you're critical on other people's vernacular. Yet yours consists of:

-"My dick"
-"Aryan's sore vagina"
-"Biggie Flotsam's sore mouth"
-"Your dick"
-"My sore anus"
-"I'm leaving yet again"

You have no idea how I troll. While your character is based off Caskur, Poofter and a Blandscape rhetoric, I’m original. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with how I represent myself here as Breakfall. Why do you think I can afford to act out outside of a semi-retired entrepreneur?

I've trolled your dumbass for the last 12 months as you make speech after speech of how you NEVER read my posts.

Kinda like how you threaten to leave for good every 3 months.

What a loser.

 

[Breakfall]

This whole thread is tedious to say the least. “Generic flotsam”??? FFS man!
:facepalm:

I like how you're critical on other people's vernacular. Yet yours consists of:

-"My dick"
-"Aryan's sore vagina"
-"Biggie Flotsam's sore mouth"
-"Your dick"
-"My sore anus"
-"I'm leaving yet again"

You have no idea how I troll. While your character is based off Caskur, Poofter and a Blandscape rhetoric, I’m original. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with how I represent myself here as Breakfall. Why do you think I can afford to act out outside of a semi-retired entrepreneur?

I've trolled your dumbass for the last 12 months as you make speech after speech of how you NEVER read my posts.

Kinda like how you threaten to leave for good every 3 months.

What a loser.

I gloss over your crap and you’re stuck on repeat. I am the reason why nobody likes you and you’ll never be received by anyone expect your FT crew. OD you druggie fuck!

 

[Adam Hitler]

What the fuck was the Summer Of Poofer?

Summer of Poofer: The Bullet List Edition

° Dove and King Martini hook up behind the scenes
° Cybersex ensues
° Dove buys King Martini IL-MI Greyhound ticket so he can come visit her
° They meet at Starbucks over half-cal soy lattes
° They consummate affair in Starbucks washroom (because husband)
° They promise to meet again (even though Dove has bad breath and King Martini is penniless)
° Dove travels to Windy City, spends days in King Martini's aromatic hovel
° King Martini's cat dies on dirty mattress
° Dove returns to "Roger & Me" city; honeymoon ends
° Acrimony ensues
° Heartbroken King Martini plays break-up for laughs on Flea board
° Flea board traffic quadruples
° Dove begs King Martini to cease and desist
° King Martini redoubles efforts, Flea board traffic quintuples
° Dove calls King Martini "psycho" then contacts King Martini's ex
° King Martini rats out unethical conduct to Dove employers
° King Martini wants possibly autistic child's pawned Switch returned
° Dove posts pic of said Switch about to be dropped in toilet bowl
° Internet breaks
° Threats of bi-lateral legal action ensue
° Countless online friendships jeopardized or destroyed
° Both Dove and King Martini go silent for months
° Internet is repaired

That's "The Summer of Poofer" in a nutshell, Kooch. The chronology may be wonky (I wasn't there, praise the Lord!), but the facts are solid.

Since then, these two airheads have been at each other's throats. Some spectators appreciate the entertainment value of this Ultimate Match but, frankly, most folks are simply bored to shit of that spat by now.

Of course, both Dove and King Martini will disagree with this assessment.

You left out the part where you and Flynn forge a strong bond with each other via a serious of late night drunken PM's, where you both open up about your struggles with gender identity.

 

[Blurt]

You left out the part where you and Flynn forge a strong bond with each other via a serious of late night drunken PM's, where you both open up about your struggles with gender identity.

You think the Mighty Flynn and I communicate via "a serious of late night PM's"?

Are you series?

 

[Adam Hitler]

You tell me, one thing is for sure, you trannies stick together like glue.

What was it you referred to it as previously, cross-dresser code?

 

[Blurt]

No such thing as a "cross-dresser code."

Except maybe "no skirt longer than mid-thigh and no eye shadow other than blue."

 

[Flynn]

What the fuck was the Summer Of Poofer?

Summer of Poofer: The Bullet List Edition

° Dove and King Martini hook up behind the scenes
° Cybersex ensues
° Dove buys King Martini IL-MI Greyhound ticket so he can come visit her
° They meet at Starbucks over half-cal soy lattes
° They consummate affair in Starbucks washroom (because husband)
° They promise to meet again (even though Dove has bad breath and King Martini is penniless)
° Dove travels to Windy City, spends days in King Martini's aromatic hovel
° King Martini's cat dies on dirty mattress
° Dove returns to "Roger & Me" city; honeymoon ends
° Acrimony ensues
° Heartbroken King Martini plays break-up for laughs on Flea board
° Flea board traffic quadruples
° Dove begs King Martini to cease and desist
° King Martini redoubles efforts, Flea board traffic quintuples
° Dove calls King Martini "psycho" then contacts King Martini's ex
° King Martini rats out unethical conduct to Dove employers
° King Martini wants possibly autistic child's pawned Switch returned
° Dove posts pic of said Switch about to be dropped in toilet bowl
° Internet breaks
° Threats of bi-lateral legal action ensue
° Countless online friendships jeopardized or destroyed
° Both Dove and King Martini go silent for months
° Internet is repaired

That's "The Summer of Poofer" in a nutshell, Kooch. The chronology may be wonky (I wasn't there, praise the Lord!), but the facts are solid.

Since then, these two airheads have been at each other's throats. Some spectators appreciate the entertainment value of this Ultimate Match but, frankly, most folks are simply bored to shit of that spat by now.

Of course, both Dove and King Martini will disagree with this assessment.

You left out the part where you and Flynn forge a strong bond with each other via a serious of late night drunken PM's, where you both open up about your struggles with gender identity.

You also left out how your mum had to bring you your dentures when you met with your probation officer.

 

[Blurt]

She found his clackers on Track 12.

 

[Flynn]

She found his clackers on Track 12.

See.

I don't condone this stupidity either. But I understand why Aryan got punched out by Oak's Stepson.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I'm the same size as that ngger so if it was me in that situation, the chances are he wouldn't have even thrown a punch, the cowardly fucks much prefer picking an easy target, someone like Blurt.

 

[Breakfall]

In retrospect, I wonder the Poofter OP actually regrets making a spectacle of himself after he was slighted by a woman? Such an embarrassment that greasy twit!

 

[Blurt]

I'm the same size as that ngger...

You're not fooling anyone, yo!

Everyone knows your dick fits loosely in FiLTHy's cigarette holder.

 

[Lily]

You left out the part where you and Flynn forge a strong bond with each other via a serious of late night drunken PM's, where you both open up about your struggles with gender identity.

You think the Mighty Flynn and I communicate via "a serious of late night PM's"?

Are you series?

His posts are very revealing of his own behavior.

 

[Flynn]

I'm the same size as that ngger so if it was me in that situation, the chances are he wouldn't have even thrown a punch, the cowardly fucks much prefer picking an easy target, someone like Blurt.

Which explains why you only have one tooth in your head. I'd have thought with all that protein you ingest every day at those Turkish Bath Houses that your teeth would be nice and healthy.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You're really fucking boring me with this teeth obsession, just saying.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You left out the part where you and Flynn forge a strong bond with each other via a serious of late night drunken PM's, where you both open up about your struggles with gender identity.

You think the Mighty Flynn and I communicate via "a serious of late night PM's"?

Are you series?

His posts are very revealing of his own behavior.

As are yours Poarka, aka the insecure 500lbs illegal immigrant.

 

[Blurt]

You're really fucking boring me with this teeth obsession, just saying.

Let's run that sentence through the Toothless Translator, shall we?

You're really p-hucking boring me wip hish sheesh obsheshion, shush shaying.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Still balls deep in Flynn's hairy ass huh?

 

[Flynn]

You're really fucking boring me with this teeth obsession, just saying.

We can get to the bottom of this if you would post a time stamped, hand written dated, notorized, blessed by the Pope picture, you snaggle-Tooth bitch.

 

[Lily]

You left out the part where you and Flynn forge a strong bond with each other via a serious of late night drunken PM's, where you both open up about your struggles with gender identity.

You think the Mighty Flynn and I communicate via "a serious of late night PM's"?

Are you series?

His posts are very revealing of his own behavior.

As are yours Poarka, aka the insecure 500lbs illegal immigrant.

You don't even know what you just said. Guaranteed.

 

[Flynn]

Still balls deep in Flynn's hairy ass huh?

You forgot to add in a little quip about "The Tranny Brigade," you one tooth imbecile.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You left out the part where you and Flynn forge a strong bond with each other via a serious of late night drunken PM's, where you both open up about your struggles with gender identity.

You think the Mighty Flynn and I communicate via "a serious of late night PM's"?

Are you series?

His posts are very revealing of his own behavior.

As are yours Poarka, aka the insecure 500lbs illegal immigrant.

You don't even know what you just said. Guaranteed.

You're insescure. You weigh around 500lbs. You're in the US illegally.

Would you like me to explain any further?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Still balls deep in Flynn's hairy ass huh?

You forgot to add in a little quip about "The Tranny Brigade," you one tooth imbecile.

You and Blurt are trannies though.....

No idea why you get salty when it's mentioned.

 

[Blurt]

Aryan the Monodont blubbers with a lisp.

He's not worthy of the Mighty Shit-Coloured Shirt!

 

[Lily]

You left out the part where you and Flynn forge a strong bond with each other via a serious of late night drunken PM's, where you both open up about your struggles with gender identity.

You think the Mighty Flynn and I communicate via "a serious of late night PM's"?

Are you series?

His posts are very revealing of his own behavior.

As are yours Poarka, aka the insecure 500lbs illegal immigrant.

You don't even know what you just said. Guaranteed.

You're insescure. You weigh around 500lbs. You're in the US illegally.

Would you like me to explain any further?

 

[Flynn]

Still balls deep in Flynn's hairy ass huh?

You forgot to add in a little quip about "The Tranny Brigade," you one tooth imbecile.

You and Blurt are trannies though.....

No idea why you get salty when it's mentioned.

Coming from the guy that shops at Anne Klein.

 

[Master]

What the fuck was the Summer Of Poofer?

Summer of Poofer: The Bullet List Edition

° Dove and King Martini hook up behind the scenes
° Cybersex ensues
° Dove buys King Martini IL-MI Greyhound ticket so he can come visit her
° They meet at Starbucks over half-cal soy lattes
° They consummate affair in Starbucks washroom (because husband)
° They promise to meet again (even though Dove has bad breath and King Martini is penniless)
° Dove travels to Windy City, spends days in King Martini's aromatic hovel
° King Martini's cat dies on dirty mattress
° Dove returns to "Roger & Me" city; honeymoon ends
° Acrimony ensues
° Heartbroken King Martini plays break-up for laughs on Flea board
° Flea board traffic quadruples
° Dove begs King Martini to cease and desist
° King Martini redoubles efforts, Flea board traffic quintuples
° Dove calls King Martini "psycho" then contacts King Martini's ex
° King Martini rats out unethical conduct to Dove employers
° King Martini wants possibly autistic child's pawned Switch returned
° Dove posts pic of said Switch about to be dropped in toilet bowl
° Internet breaks
° Threats of bi-lateral legal action ensue
° Countless online friendships jeopardized or destroyed
° Both Dove and King Martini go silent for months
° Internet is repaired

That's "The Summer of Poofer" in a nutshell, Kooch. The chronology may be wonky (I wasn't there, praise the Lord!), but the facts are solid.

Since then, these two airheads have been at each other's throats. Some spectators appreciate the entertainment value of this Ultimate Match but, frankly, most folks are simply bored to shit of that spat by now.

Of course, both Dove and King Martini will disagree with this assessment.

“Hello, Netflix?

I got this idea for a mini series, it will be better then Cuties”