In retrospect- The Summer of Poofer

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Why is Blandscape so interested in the rimming of other men?


Well maybe because that's all you have ever done.

Accept the help you are given.



i don’t “rim”, stupid. I swallow. No mess

How did Sum Cun't taste?

Better than BEnzo I suppose. I heard BEnzo tastes like prune juice and that's before he shits on your face.

Is this true, Flea?
That's dumb, brah.

Kinda like someone running around calling others, "Mr. Pickles."
Maybe it should be Mrs. Pickles.
Does pretending to be a diva for YEARS mean you're gay?
I point at Mulder for the final answer.

So then you have no real proof, right?
Why did you try to catfish Rancid?
 

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Dove is a respected veterinarian

Well, she's quite the expert at fingering cats.

Notice how no one described Dovey as "smart," "funny," or "witty?"

If I really wanted to "own" Dovey, I would just challenge her to a 5th grade level spelling contest.
About the whole Dove thing.
So we're all to believe, if you're who you claim you are(lol),
That you and Martini had such heart to heart discussions about Dove and Smigly,
That you knew the exact amount Smigs paid Dove to get her on her feet.
That's the story?
No fucking way. He'd only cry to his brother and spill that shit.
So, I knew it then.
My source just cemented the theory.
 

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Flynn is still crying about that 3,500.00 ?


For christ fucking sakes can we start a gofundme for this bitch to get her 3,500.00 on the legal agreement she shuts the fuck up already?

Good lord already
 

Master Pu

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Flynn is still crying about that 3,500.00 ?


For christ fucking sakes can we start a gofundme for this bitch to get her 3,500.00 on the legal agreement she shuts the fuck up already?

Good lord already
Sheeit. My snowblower cost more than 3500 bucks.
Pickles don't make much being the head mall cop.
 

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Dove is a respected veterinarian

Well, she's quite the expert at fingering cats.

Notice how no one described Dovey as "smart," "funny," or "witty?"

If I really wanted to "own" Dovey, I would just challenge her to a 5th grade level spelling contest.
About the whole Dove thing.
So we're all to believe, if you're who you claim you are(lol),
That you and Martini had such heart to heart discussions about Dove and Smigly,
That you knew the exact amount Smigs paid Dove to get her on her feet.
That's the story?
No fucking way. He'd only cry to his brother and spill that shit.
So, I knew it then.
My source just cemented the theory.

$ 3500 was mentioned at Blue Cashew by Dovey I think. You obviously missed it.
 

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Why is Blandscape so interested in the rimming of other men?


Well maybe because that's all you have ever done.

Accept the help you are given.



i don’t “rim”, stupid. I swallow. No mess

How did Sum Cun't taste?

Better than BEnzo I suppose. I heard BEnzo tastes like prune juice and that's before he shits on your face.

Is this true, Flea?
That's dumb, brah.

Kinda like someone running around calling others, "Mr. Pickles."
Maybe it should be Mrs. Pickles.
Does pretending to be a diva for YEARS mean you're gay?
I point at Mulder for the final answer.

So then you have no real proof, right?
Why did you try to catfish Rancid?

You seem to know more about this than I do.

Please explain to me how this all went down.
 

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Dove is a respected veterinarian

Well, she's quite the expert at fingering cats.

Notice how no one described Dovey as "smart," "funny," or "witty?"

If I really wanted to "own" Dovey, I would just challenge her to a 5th grade level spelling contest.
About the whole Dove thing.
So we're all to believe, if you're who you claim you are(lol),
That you and Martini had such heart to heart discussions about Dove and Smigly,
That you knew the exact amount Smigs paid Dove to get her on her feet.
That's the story?
No fucking way. He'd only cry to his brother and spill that shit.
So, I knew it then.
My source just cemented the theory.

$ 3500 was mentioned at Blue Cashew by Dovey I think. You obviously missed it.

ALL OF IT was mentioned by Dovey on various forums. The information is out there if dare look for it.
 

Master Pu

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Dove is a respected veterinarian

Well, she's quite the expert at fingering cats.

Notice how no one described Dovey as "smart," "funny," or "witty?"

If I really wanted to "own" Dovey, I would just challenge her to a 5th grade level spelling contest.
About the whole Dove thing.
So we're all to believe, if you're who you claim you are(lol),
That you and Martini had such heart to heart discussions about Dove and Smigly,
That you knew the exact amount Smigs paid Dove to get her on her feet.
That's the story?
No fucking way. He'd only cry to his brother and spill that shit.
So, I knew it then.
My source just cemented the theory.

$ 3500 was mentioned at Blue Cashew by Dovey I think. You obviously missed it.
That's not true.
Anyway it's all out there now,
I'm not going to keep arguing about it.
 

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Flynn is still crying about that 3,500.00 ?


For christ fucking sakes can we start a gofundme for this bitch to get her 3,500.00 on the legal agreement she shuts the fuck up already?

Good lord already
Sheeit. My snowblower cost more than 3500 bucks.
Pickles don't make much being the head mall cop.

The comment about the snowblower costing more than the car he purchased for Duhv isn't exactly flattering. He spent the least possible to get her the furthest away.
 

Master Pu

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Flynn is still crying about that 3,500.00 ?


For christ fucking sakes can we start a gofundme for this bitch to get her 3,500.00 on the legal agreement she shuts the fuck up already?

Good lord already
Sheeit. My snowblower cost more than 3500 bucks.
Pickles don't make much being the head mall cop.

The comment about the snowblower costing more than the car he purchased for Duhv isn't exactly flattering. He spent the least possible to get her the furthest away.
The amount tends to go up over time.
 

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This whole thread is tedious to say the least. “Generic flotsam”??? FFS man!
:facepalm:

I like how you're critical on other people's vernacular. Yet yours consists of:

-"My dick"
-"Aryan's sore vagina"
-"Biggie Flotsam's sore mouth"
-"Your dick"
-"My sore anus"
-"I'm leaving yet again"
 

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I called you a nurse because you said, not me (I wasn't making it up), that you were training to be a nurse.

I can only suppose that your true character got in the way of the nurses version of the hypocritic oath?

Well your premise here about my "true character" is that I lie to myself and evidently calling myself a nurse was your example of that.

Which is actually an example of YOU lying and this lack of empathy you are demonstrating.

Projecting your character defects on others wont make them go away.
 

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This whole thread is tedious to say the least. “Generic flotsam”??? FFS man!
:facepalm:

I like how you're critical on other people's vernacular. Yet yours consists of:

-"My dick"
-"Aryan's sore vagina"
-"Biggie Flotsam's sore mouth"
-"Your dick"
-"My sore anus"
-"I'm leaving yet again"
You have no idea how I troll. While your character is based off Caskur, Poofter and a Blandscape rhetoric, I’m original. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with how I represent myself here as Breakfall. Why do you think I can afford to act out outside of a semi-retired entrepreneur?
 

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I called you a nurse because you said, not me (I wasn't making it up), that you were training to be a nurse.

I can only suppose that your true character got in the way of the nurses version of the hypocritic oath?

Well your premise here about my "true character" is that I lie to myself and evidently calling myself a nurse was your example of that.

Which is actually an example of YOU lying and this lack of empathy you are demonstrating.

Projecting your character defects on others wont make them go away.


Eh wait a cotton picken moment...you never once elucidated dat, as a matter of fact?

I get it, old Cameron is getting older by the day, but I definitely recall you saying exactly that very fing.
 

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This thread. :QuietTime:

It needs a wily translation: "In retrospect..." = "Sorry, got nothing new to offer; just be happy with past tittles of glory and promises of things never to come."
 

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What the fuck was the Summer Of Poofer?

Summer of Poofer: The Bullet List Edition

° Dove and King Martini hook up behind the scenes
° Cybersex ensues
° Dove buys King Martini IL-MI Greyhound ticket so he can come visit her
° They meet at Starbucks over half-cal soy lattes
° They consummate affair in Starbucks washroom (because husband)
° They promise to meet again (even though Dove has bad breath and King Martini is penniless)
° Dove travels to Windy City, spends days in King Martini's aromatic hovel
° King Martini's cat dies on dirty mattress
° Dove returns to "Roger & Me" city; honeymoon ends
° Acrimony ensues
° Heartbroken King Martini plays break-up for laughs on Flea board
° Flea board traffic quadruples
° Dove begs King Martini to cease and desist
° King Martini redoubles efforts, Flea board traffic quintuples
° Dove calls King Martini "psycho" then contacts King Martini's ex
° King Martini rats out unethical conduct to Dove employers
° King Martini wants possibly autistic child's pawned Switch returned
° Dove posts pic of said Switch about to be dropped in toilet bowl
° Internet breaks
° Threats of bi-lateral legal action ensue
° Countless online friendships jeopardized or destroyed
° Both Dove and King Martini go silent for months
° Internet is repaired

That's "The Summer of Poofer" in a nutshell, Kooch. The chronology may be wonky (I wasn't there, praise the Lord!), but the facts are solid.

Since then, these two airheads have been at each other's throats. Some spectators appreciate the entertainment value of this Ultimate Match but, frankly, most folks are simply bored to shit of that spat by now.

Of course, both Dove and King Martini will disagree with this assessment.