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[Admin.]

@Weeg and 'Momma' walk into a ghay bar, bartender says, Hi guise ! the usual ??

Wouldn't Faerie Anne already know what they drink?

 

[Admin.]

@Weeg and 'Momma' walk into a ghay bar, bartender says, Hi guise ! the usual ??

Wouldn't Faerie Anne already know what they drink?

 

[realgrimm]

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Admin.]

Interviewer: How much amount of milk does
your cow produce?

Farmer: Which one, black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer : Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The Black one or the white one?

Interviewer: The black one

Farmer : In the "cowshed"

Interviewer: And the White one?

Farmer: In the "cowshed" also

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do you feed them?

Farmer: Which one..black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on asking if black one or white one when answers are just the same??

Farmer: Because the black one is mine.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Its also mine.



Editorial Note: Color Matters

 

[Fantom]

My 12 year old cousin told me this one.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet!