Meltdowns, I cause 'em

[realgrimm]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

So you simpletons are just capable of posting and reading tame one-liners and posting unmoving pictures, except for the one of that "car" which is actually just a roodypoo way of letting everyone know that he's gay in the balls...

SSS
- my dickslaps leave permanent marks

 

[X]

Careful, he'll cry to the owners that you said his car was \ is ghey ...

 

[Mr. Whipple]

my dickslaps leave permanent marks

so that's how you chipped all your teeth , ehh?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

So you simpletons are just capable of posting and reading tame one-liners and posting unmoving pictures, except for the one of that "car" which is actually just a roodypoo way of letting everyone know that he's gay in the balls...

SSS
- my dickslaps leave permanent marks

Your profile name is stupid as hell.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Where did WarPig go, my first victim of publicly melting down? Threats of doxxing and rushing over here to get drunk before absorbing for more damage than he could sober.

Well, I'm going to settle him down now like the reputable gentleman I am. I've found a great song for he and his lover, Buddy, who is mad at Pig for shitting on the rug and dragging his fat saggy ass, oozing hemorrhoid blood, all over any and everything that tickles his starfish.

Renewing their vows will turn into a blissful session of "ungreased backdoor Hammertime"...






SSS
- You're welcome, Pig...

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Where did WarPig go, my first victim of publicly melting down? Threats of doxxing and rushing over here to get drunk before absorbing for more damage than he could sober.

Well, I'm going to settle him down now like the reputable gentleman I am. I've found a great song for he and his lover, Buddy, who is mad at Pig for shitting on the rug and dragging his fat saggy ass, oozing hemorrhoid blood, all over any and everything that tickles his starfish.

Renewing their vows will turn into a blissful session of "ungreased backdoor Hammertime"...






SSS
- You're welcome, Pig...

Finally you post something good. That is a great song by the greatest band in the universe

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Where did WarPig go, my first victim of publicly melting down? Threats of doxxing and rushing over here to get drunk before absorbing for more damage than he could sober.

Well, I'm going to settle him down now like the reputable gentleman I am. I've found a great song for he and his lover, Buddy, who is mad at Pig for shitting on the rug and dragging his fat saggy ass, oozing hemorrhoid blood, all over any and everything that tickles his starfish.

Renewing their vows will turn into a blissful session of "ungreased backdoor Hammertime"...






SSS
- You're welcome, Pig...

Don’t cut yourself with all that edge...

 

[WarPig]

Somewhat whelmed.

"Whelmed" doesn't mean dead, does it?

 

[WarPig]

Where did WarPig go, my first victim of publicly melting down? Threats of doxxing and rushing over here to get drunk before absorbing for more damage than he could sober.

Well, I'm going to settle him down now like the reputable gentleman I am. I've found a great song for he and his lover, Buddy, who is mad at Pig for shitting on the rug and dragging his fat saggy ass, oozing hemorrhoid blood, all over any and everything that tickles his starfish.

Renewing their vows will turn into a blissful session of "ungreased backdoor Hammertime"...






SSS
- You're welcome, Pig...

Im at the hospital. Tommorrow, my brother and I are going to pull the plug on someone we love more than life. After that, I'm seriously considering expending the effort of coming to your home and killing you.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Pics, or it didn't happen.

 

[WarPig]

Maybe. I havent even decided yet. It would be detrimental to other things. But, hey fuck it. Its time to stop shitposting.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I'm down with that.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Im at the hospital. Tommorrow, my brother and I are going to pull the plug on someone we love more than life. After that, I'm seriously considering expending the effort of coming to your home and killing you.

You two Pigs are gonna play a game of paper football on the tray, laid over the chest of some live corpse, to see who gets to yank the cord? 'Bout time, eh? Good inheritance should also go whole to the winner of another heated game of paper football, you fucking loved-one murderer.

S/he'll see you in Hell sooner than you know...




SSS
- I'm sure it'll sit well with s/he that you actually did it

 

[Damaged Maven]

Maybe. I havent even decided yet. It would be detrimental to other things. But, hey fuck it. Its time to stop shitposting.

Banhammer or propose a nonbinding resolution.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Oh look, another poster wailing about banning me for nothing I've said or done. Hmph. The title of this thread is Bible worthy truth...



SSS
- Amen

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Why let this poser get to you?

I mean seriously.........how fucking lame is this crap :LMAO2::LMAO:

 

[knife wielder]

Watch out for the little Oriental girl.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Her name is Knife Wielder. She's a little bitch who moans a lot...

 

[WarPig]

Im at the hospital. Tommorrow, my brother and I are going to pull the plug on someone we love more than life. After that, I'm seriously considering expending the effort of coming to your home and killing you.

You two Pigs are gonna play a game of paper football on the tray, laid over the chest of some live corpse, to see who gets to yank the cord? 'Bout time, eh? Good inheritance should also go whole to the winner of another heated game of paper football, you fucking loved-one murderer.

S/he'll see you in Hell sooner than you know...




SSS
- I'm sure it'll sit well with s/he that you actually did it

Meh. I was testing you. I have no reason to kill a random troll. However, I am considering harming you a little bit. Real life intervenes sometimes. I dont kill real people without good reason. Even lowly basement dwellers. You have a right to exist, if nothing else. Maybe a little beatdown would build character though. On a more personal note, you should be more careful. I really do know you. Its very easy these days, finding out who is who, online. Thats why, though I may be a dick when I'm drunk, I realize my words could mean war. I'm ok with that. Are you?

 

[MasterBlaster]

War is hell.

 

[WarPig]

War is hell.

You're awful flippant for a rotten corpse. My mother and father are with God. Where will you go, atheist? Will you look God in the eyes and defy him? Will you kneel and renounce your sins? I wonder if you'll burn? You like fire, heathen? How about pain? Have you ever felt pain in your soul? Its much worse that physical pain. But, you don't have a soul, do you, atheist? You're so sure, in your suffering. So sure. You think you're unique? Good luck, MasterBlaster.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Are you a Shun Baby, too?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

My mother and father are with God.

That sounded so fucking generic, hopefull of you. I guess you were strong (homonym) enough to pull the plug? Whoosh, what a jerk (homonym) that must've taken to yank out a 240W 3-spiked male plug that you ultimately needed your wife to do. She didn't give a fuck about her/him/you. She's patient (homonym)...




SSS
- tell us all how much you pocketed

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

My god that's terrifying.

 

[X]

War is hell.

You're awful flippant for a rotten corpse. My mother and father are with God. Where will you go, atheist? Will you look God in the eyes and defy him? Will you kneel and renounce your sins? I wonder if you'll burn? You like fire, heathen? How about pain? Have you ever felt pain in your soul? Its much worse that physical pain. But, you don't have a soul, do you, atheist? You're so sure, in your suffering. So sure. You think you're unique? Good luck, MasterBlaster.

Did you stupided ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

War is hell.

You're awful flippant for a rotten corpse. My mother and father are with God. Where will you go, atheist? Will you look God in the eyes and defy him? Will you kneel and renounce your sins? I wonder if you'll burn? You like fire, heathen? How about pain? Have you ever felt pain in your soul? Its much worse that physical pain. But, you don't have a soul, do you, atheist? You're so sure, in your suffering. So sure. You think you're unique? Good luck, MasterBlaster.

One of the few philosophical homilies that I choose to live by is "You don't have a soul; you are a soul. You have a body" But going so far as to believe that some all-guiding soul is going to punish me with unimaginable suffering in death if I don't kiss his majestic ass, after all the unimaginable suffering I've already witnessed in life... shit that your god has perpetrated or doesn't give a shit about... is philosophical anathema.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Fuck all gods.

Odin was cool, though.

 

[SAWA]

The idea of a being that are the most "holiest" of all things holy, which is utterly unimaginable, all controlling oompah loompah, mass murderer , sadistic torturer, and the most egoistical "worship me or go to hell" god doesn't quite appeal to me.

god is a fucking hypocrite douchebag if you ask me.