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So what's this thread about, then?

Farcko Noobit and Two-Time Timmy were asking me about it yesterday.
 

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In French Canadia, the word "Joes" refers to tits. Plenty of tits here, seems to me.

Mooby Scood, where are you?
 

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In French Canadia, the word "Joes" refers to tits. Plenty of tits here, seems to me.

Mooby Scood, where are you?

I never heard that before. Jugs, tits, bags, girls, etc. What do French Canadians call ass?
 

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In French Canadia, the word "Joes" refers to tits. Plenty of tits here, seems to me.

Mooby Scood, where are you?

I never heard that before. Jugs, tits, bags, girls, etc. What do French Canadians call ass?

A beautiful ass is "un beau cul." The word "cul" sounds like "Q" but without the "Y" twist in there.

Most squareheads will pronounce "cul-de-sac" (meaning, a "dead end"; literally, a "bottom of the bag") as "cull duh sack." It's actually pronounced "Q (as explained above) d'sack."

Mind your Joes and Q's, then. Wear a bikini.
 

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In French Canadia, the word "Joes" refers to tits. Plenty of tits here, seems to me.

Mooby Scood, where are you?
I know you're used to boards with 2 members online on a good day...

You know this, yeah?

You must be one smart cookie.
Yo Blurt! Check out this Indie Wrestler's Gimmick. Effy.
Funny as fuck.

Needs more pulp.

And a bigger living room.
It's Indie. No pulp.
 

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Ah.

Ain't too familiar with sports where grown men dick-punch each other.

A wrestling match without ketchup is like a cheeseburger without blood.
 

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Ah.

Ain't too familiar with sports where grown men dick-punch each other.

A wrestling match without ketchup is like a cheeseburger without blood.
Times changed. I listen to a podcast from two guys formerly in the business who watch and rib today's wrestling so the listeners don't have too.
Works out well.
 

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Really, Benz?

Listening to a wrestling podcast is like licking stamps just to get high on the glue.

I'm old enough (and Frog enough) to remember Mad Dog Vachon, Joe Leduc, Killer Kowalski, Johnny Rougeau, Edouard Carpentier, Abdullah the Butcher, and Gilles "The Fish" Poisson, but that's about it. This was before the era of glam slams and glitter bouts.

Times have indeed changed.

This "sport" needs more cowbell.
 

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Really, Benz?

Listening to a wrestling podcast is like licking stamps just to get high on the glue.

I'm old enough (and Frog enough) to remember Mad Dog Vachon, Joe Leduc, Killer Kowalski, Johnny Rougeau, Edouard Carpentier, Abdullah the Butcher, and Gilles "The Fish" Poisson, but that's about it. This was before the era of glam slams and glitter bouts.

Times have indeed changed.

This "sport" needs more cowbell.
Except for some of the frenchies I know most of them through mags and tapes way back when. I'm in the Northeast Territory which was the old WWWF. So those are the ones I saw starting in the 70's.
If The Butcher wrestled up there it was bloody.
The podcast is Jim Cornette's. He mostly talks about the old days.
Good shit.
 

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Wrestling is for fucking faggots who get off on watching grown ass men grope each other
Go fuck off and bitch someplace else.
Honestly though Benny, it is a bit weird that a grown man watches scripted wrestling... Do you have figurines and that?
Problem?
Nah bro, just asking a question...
GdjcA0e.gif
 

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Wrestling is for fucking faggots who get off on watching grown ass men grope each other
Go fuck off and bitch someplace else.
Honestly though Benny, it is a bit weird that a grown man watches scripted wrestling... Do you have figurines and that?
Problem?
Nah bro, just asking a question...
GdjcA0e.gif
You do that through the bars on your cell as a signal to the other Cons?
Lol
 

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Wrestling is for fucking faggots who get off on watching grown ass men grope each other
Go fuck off and bitch someplace else.
Honestly though Benny, it is a bit weird that a grown man watches scripted wrestling... Do you have figurines and that?
Problem?
Nah bro, just asking a question...
GdjcA0e.gif
You do that through the bars on your cell as a signal to the other Cons?
Lol
Solid doors, only bars the hall entrance (grill gates)

Prison I was in...
Why insinuate I'm ghey?
 

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Wrestling is for fucking faggots who get off on watching grown ass men grope each other
Go fuck off and bitch someplace else.
Honestly though Benny, it is a bit weird that a grown man watches scripted wrestling... Do you have figurines and that?
Problem?
Nah bro, just asking a question...
GdjcA0e.gif
You do that through the bars on your cell as a signal to the other Cons?
Lol
Solid doors, only bars the hall entrance (grill gates)

Prison I was in...
Why insinuate I'm ghey?

Looks like a halfway house. You get counseling there? How does somebody go nuts and hang themselves in that summer camp?
I lived in far worse in the Army, sheeeit. You shouldn't of posted that.
As far as insinuating you're GAY, some mfrs will give you the prison pass. I won't, but some other cocksuckers will no doubt.
 

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Wrestling is for fucking faggots who get off on watching grown ass men grope each other
Go fuck off and bitch someplace else.
Honestly though Benny, it is a bit weird that a grown man watches scripted wrestling... Do you have figurines and that?
Problem?
Nah bro, just asking a question...
GdjcA0e.gif
You do that through the bars on your cell as a signal to the other Cons?
Lol
Solid doors, only bars the hall entrance (grill gates)

Prison I was in...
Why insinuate I'm ghey?

Looks like a halfway house. You get counseling there? How does somebody go nuts and hang themselves in that summer camp?
I lived in far worse in the Army, sheeeit. You shouldn't of posted that.
As far as insinuating you're GAY, some mfrs will give you the prison pass. I won't, but some other cocksuckers will no doubt.

Well, where do I start? I guarantee you'd retract your position as soon as you were in there, It's like the wild west when everyone is opened ffs... You'd get ripped calling anyone a fahget in there, you have no idea what you're talking about... If you proclaimed your love of wrestling in there you'd get shanked and all your shit taken off you!
 

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Wrestling is for fucking faggots who get off on watching grown ass men grope each other
Go fuck off and bitch someplace else.
Honestly though Benny, it is a bit weird that a grown man watches scripted wrestling... Do you have figurines and that?
Problem?
Nah bro, just asking a question...
GdjcA0e.gif
You do that through the bars on your cell as a signal to the other Cons?
Lol
Solid doors, only bars the hall entrance (grill gates)

Prison I was in...
Why insinuate I'm ghey?

Looks like a halfway house. You get counseling there? How does somebody go nuts and hang themselves in that summer camp?
I lived in far worse in the Army, sheeeit. You shouldn't of posted that.
As far as insinuating you're GAY, some mfrs will give you the prison pass. I won't, but some other cocksuckers will no doubt.

Well, where do I start? I guarantee you'd retract your position as soon as you were in there, It's like the wild west when everyone is opened ffs... You'd get ripped calling anyone a fahget in there, you have no idea what you're talking about... If you proclaimed your love of wrestling in there you'd get shanked and all your shit taken off you!

No, I'd put the Camel Clutch on out of line mfrs and then suplex their asses even after the submission just to remind them I'm The Real and The Legend.
Keep in mind I've never been arrested.
 

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Wrestling is for fucking faggots who get off on watching grown ass men grope each other
Go fuck off and bitch someplace else.
Honestly though Benny, it is a bit weird that a grown man watches scripted wrestling... Do you have figurines and that?
Problem?
Nah bro, just asking a question...
GdjcA0e.gif
You do that through the bars on your cell as a signal to the other Cons?
Lol
Solid doors, only bars the hall entrance (grill gates)

Prison I was in...
Why insinuate I'm ghey?

Looks like a halfway house. You get counseling there? How does somebody go nuts and hang themselves in that summer camp?
I lived in far worse in the Army, sheeeit. You shouldn't of posted that.
As far as insinuating you're GAY, some mfrs will give you the prison pass. I won't, but some other cocksuckers will no doubt.

Well, where do I start? I guarantee you'd retract your position as soon as you were in there, It's like the wild west when everyone is opened ffs... You'd get ripped calling anyone a fahget in there, you have no idea what you're talking about... If you proclaimed your love of wrestling in there you'd get shanked and all your shit taken off you!

No, I'd put the Camel Clutch on out of line mfrs and then suplex their asses even after the submission just to remind them I'm The Real and The Legend.
Keep in mind I've never been arrested.

You'd be my bitch in there too... lol I'd love to see it, experience seeing you not coping... You're not built like me, I'm definitely what people would describe as a hard man... Ooooohhh scary huh? Nah I'm just good at adapting and looking after Number 1...
Zfr1LdR.gif
 

Master Pu

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Wrestling is for fucking faggots who get off on watching grown ass men grope each other
Go fuck off and bitch someplace else.
Honestly though Benny, it is a bit weird that a grown man watches scripted wrestling... Do you have figurines and that?
Problem?
Nah bro, just asking a question...
GdjcA0e.gif
You do that through the bars on your cell as a signal to the other Cons?
Lol
Solid doors, only bars the hall entrance (grill gates)

Prison I was in...
Why insinuate I'm ghey?

Looks like a halfway house. You get counseling there? How does somebody go nuts and hang themselves in that summer camp?
I lived in far worse in the Army, sheeeit. You shouldn't of posted that.
As far as insinuating you're GAY, some mfrs will give you the prison pass. I won't, but some other cocksuckers will no doubt.

Well, where do I start? I guarantee you'd retract your position as soon as you were in there, It's like the wild west when everyone is opened ffs... You'd get ripped calling anyone a fahget in there, you have no idea what you're talking about... If you proclaimed your love of wrestling in there you'd get shanked and all your shit taken off you!

No, I'd put the Camel Clutch on out of line mfrs and then suplex their asses even after the submission just to remind them I'm The Real and The Legend.
Keep in mind I've never been arrested.

You'd be my bitch in there too... lol I'd love to see it, experience seeing you not coping... You're not built like me, I'm definitely what people would describe as a hard man... Ooooohhh scary huh? Nah I'm just good at adapting and looking after Number 1...
Zfr1LdR.gif

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