Murdumbo is a SEX KITTEN tho

[Moonpie]

Seriously I hand it you murds to come back and show your face in this thread. Hats off to you lady.

 

[Lily]

Seriously I hand it you murds to come back and show your face in this thread. Hats off to you lady.

Why should she hide from a heffalump that's calling her fat? He's nasty AF. Gross fat ass pig.

 

[Moonpie]

Why should she hide from a heffalump that's calling her fat? He's nasty AF. Gross fat ass pig.

Umm she wanted that. So how does that make your bestie look?

 

[Lily]

Umm she wanted that. So how does that make your bestie look?

Everyone is entitled to mistakes in life. Some figure it out and others, clearly, do not. Sad.

 

[Moonpie]

Everyone is entitled to mistakes in life. Some figure it out and others, clearly, do not. Sad.

Well then stop saying things like that. I'm sure she doesn't want to hear that.

 

[Admin.]

Umm she wanted that. So how does that make your bestie look?

It/Them keeps repeating itself, is it a glitch?

 

[Lily]

Well then stop saying things like that. I'm sure she doesn't want to hear that.

First, stop telling me what to post. Second, she doesn't give a shit about how fat he is now...he wasn't quite that fat then.

I have to tell you, I clown her all the time for even looking at that slob. She takes it with grace, she knows how gross it really is...

 

[Murdy]

First, stop telling me what to post. Second, she doesn't give a shit about how fat he is now...he wasn't quite that fat then.

I have to tell you, I clown her all the time for even looking at that slob. She takes it with grace, she knows how gross it really is...

He was still chunky back then… but he was mobile and didn’t need a scooter with a basket at the market.

 

[Moonpie]

First, stop telling me what to post. Second, she doesn't give a shit about how fat he is now...he wasn't quite that fat then.

I have to tell you, I clown her all the time for even looking at that slob. She takes it with grace, she knows how gross it really is...

Ouch struck a nerve huh...

How do you know??? You really never know someone. Just have some grace. Just a touch maybe. You can thank me later.

 

[Moonpie]

He was still chunky back then… but he was mobile and didn’t need a scooter with a basket at the market.

Let's all not talk about chunks.

 

[Lily]

Ouch struck a nerve huh...

How do you know??? You really never know someone. Just have some grace. Just a touch maybe. You can thank me later.

How do I know what?

I know. I've seen his image. Good lord.

 

[Murdy]

It’s gotta be the fupa

 

[Murdy]

Let's all not talk about chunks.

I’ve heard the pandemic was not kind to you.

 

[Lily]

It’s gotta be the fupa

That thing breaks down and everyone's lost access to an entire aisle at Wally World.

 

[Moonpie]

It’s gotta be the fupa

I remember our talks murds you didn't say that. Come on now.

 

[Moonpie]

I’ve heard the pandemic was not kind to you.

Really who said???

 

[Lily]

I remember our talks murds you didn't say that. Come on now.

Look here, potato. The picture she took of him from 2016 was before he put another entire human onto his body weight.

 

[Moonpie]

Look here, potato. The picture she took of him from 2016 was before he put another entire human onto his body weight.

Ok then why did she still want to be with him after that??

 

[Murdy]

Look here, potato. The picture she took of him from 2016 was before he put another entire human onto his body weight.

Chaos400 lbs has swallowed a short bus since I saw him in his birthday suit…

 

[Moonpie]

Chaos400 lbs has swallowed a short bus since I saw him in his birthday suit…

Well it happens right. We all gain a few. We all lose a few.

 

[Lily]

Ok then why did she still want to be with him after that??

More importantly, why do you still want him now? And don't come at me with your lies about how you don't.

 

[Moonpie]

More importantly, why do you still want him now? And don't come at me with your lies about how you don't.

I'm sorry I want who?

 

[Lily]

I'm sorry I want who?

Huuuuuuuuugely.

 

[Moonpie]

Huuuuuuuuugely.

I am not.

 

[Murdy]

I wouldn’t say that I wanted him as much as I would say I wanted to do a little trolling when I finally brought it to the boards years later…

But clinging to reality online is like clinging to a shred of your sanity when you find yourself alone in a hotel room and Prince Charming left you on READ.

 

[Lily]

I am not.

I'm sorry I want who?

You "am not" what? Can you English?

 

[Moonpie]

You "am not" what? Can you English?

I am in the dark my mom is asleep in here. Watching her. Didn't proof what I wrote. Stop being an asshole.

 

[Moonpie]

I wouldn’t say that I wanted him as much as I would say I wanted to do a little trolling when I finally brought it to the boards years later…

But clinging to reality online is like clinging to a shred of your sanity when you find yourself alone in a hotel room and Prince Charming left you on READ.

Well you live and learn

 

[Murdy]

You "am not" what? Can you English?

It’s the truth… that always fucks em up

 

[Lily]

I am in the dark my mom is asleep in here. Watching her. Didn't proof what I wrote. Stop being an asshole.

You are the reason we can't have nice conversations. You are very much in the dark.