Nevermind, I'm going with the Audi A8 fully loaded

[Admin.]

hey @Murdock do you remember my old Audi A6 from when you came to visit me?

asking for a friend

What about guys without noses? what do they drive?

When did Audi get into the Scooter business?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

who would have thought I'd get this much traction out of the tards who are zealous about their jealous

I did...that's why I posted this thread

tissues to the left, turds

 

[Admin.]

who would have thought I'd get this much traction out of the tards who are zealous about their jealous

I did...that's why I posted this thread

tissues to the left, turds

Ribeyes cuck face, Ribeyes.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

who would have thought I'd get this much traction out of the tards who are zealous about their jealous

I did...that's why I posted this thread

tissues to the left, turds

Ribeyes cuck face, Ribeyes.

you mean rub your eyes? sure... take a tissue

Have two as a matter fact, all that crying n shit

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I drive a Ford.

 

[Frood]

I drive a Ford.

Same... does the job.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

 

[Kirk]

The Bastard Factory is teeming with wealthy members.

 

[Admin.]

 

[Lokmar]

Back on topic now. What you fukin poors need to understand is that when people with money go to buy a high dollar car, it usually about checking as many boxes as possible. Take my own car for example. I simply checked all the boxes, no matter the cost. I wound up ordering 3 sets of floormats. The weather proof ones, the ones with the insignias, and the standard carpeted ones. Why? If you ever get there, you'll understand.

So how much did that package for your 1999 Hyundai cost? Did the used car dealership do in house financing for you? You know, "your disability is your job."

Dont be bitter, ya jelly assed bitch! I doubt a tramp like you ever gets to ride in a car like mine. 10 seconds in a 1/4 mile always makes bitches like you piss their pants anyway.

I don't know what the fuck you just said there, but I can safely assume you called me a "faggit."

your a broke and jealous, faggit.

And you have a daughter and a son-in-law with Down Syndrome. I guess we're even steven.

Downs doctor? Apparently sounds legit to a jealous faggit ass like you! Sorry to add more butthurt, but all my kids are very attractive too. And why wouldnt they be...they all look like me!

So "attractive" to you is your daighter and son-in-law having lazy eyes?

Nope. Perfectly straight eyes and high IQ's. Not a squinky eye amongst them. We're the beautiful people.

Post proof.

No.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

 

[Dove]

I drive a Ford.

I drive a dodge.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

I also own your entire thought process. But that's only when you login here

hopefully

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

My teeny tiny SUV Ford came without a spare tire, but it fits in the garage nicely and gets me about 30 miles per gallon.

Oh, and I paid cash for it. I don't like to give the joo banks usury monies.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

My teeny tiny SUV Ford came without a spare tire, but it fits in the garage nicely and gets me about 30 miles per gallon.

Oh, and I paid cash for it. I don't like to give the joo banks usury monies.

Thinking about buying my 90,000.00 slice of roadway heaven all cash too but that would require selling some stock

And I don't want to do that just yet as Trump's stock market is still roaring at the moment

 

[Lokmar]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

I can understand the jealousy you have for your betters. A corolla or an accord is a perfectly acceptable car to drive to your 5 figure job.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

I can understand the jealousy you have for your betters. A corolla or an accord is a perfectly acceptable car to drive to your 5 figure job.

George from Pizza Hut rides the bus

You know, the short yellow one.


Now watch predictability leap into action

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

I also own your entire thought process. But that's only when you login here

hopefully

How can "you own" something you have no concept of?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

I can understand the jealousy you have for your betters. A corolla or an accord is a perfectly acceptable car to drive to your 5 figure job.

George from Pizza Hut rides the bus

You know, the short yellow one.


Now watch predictability leap into action

Is the "predictability" also taller than you?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

I can understand the jealousy you have for your betters. A corolla or an accord is a perfectly acceptable car to drive to your 5 figure job.

Well then...


You can be "jealous" of me for not having a lazy eye and not being sired by my own brother.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

I can understand the jealousy you have for your betters. A corolla or an accord is a perfectly acceptable car to drive to your 5 figure job.

Well then...


You can be "jealous" of me for not having a lazy eye and not being sired by my own brother.

So, are you Sabu, Rajneesh, Thelma, Louise, the Brawl Stall Retard from the UK or one of the Korean guys?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

I can understand the jealousy you have for your betters. A corolla or an accord is a perfectly acceptable car to drive to your 5 figure job.

Well then...


You can be "jealous" of me for not having a lazy eye and not being sired by my own brother.

So, are you Sabu, Rajneesh, Thelma, Louise, the Brawl Stall Retard from the UK or one of the Korean guys?

I am a Goddess in all countries. I cannot help it if my followers see me as what they need to see to believe.

 

[Frood]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

I can understand the jealousy you have for your betters. A corolla or an accord is a perfectly acceptable car to drive to your 5 figure job.

Well then...


You can be "jealous" of me for not having a lazy eye and not being sired by my own brother.

You were sired by your mother's brother... Uncle Raja....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

I can understand the jealousy you have for your betters. A corolla or an accord is a perfectly acceptable car to drive to your 5 figure job.

George from Pizza Hut rides the bus

You know, the short yellow one.


Now watch predictability leap into action

Is the "predictability" also taller than you?

sit

now roll over

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

I can understand the jealousy you have for your betters. A corolla or an accord is a perfectly acceptable car to drive to your 5 figure job.

Well then...


You can be "jealous" of me for not having a lazy eye and not being sired by my own brother.

So, are you Sabu, Rajneesh, Thelma, Louise, the Brawl Stall Retard from the UK or one of the Korean guys?

I am a Goddess in all countries. I cannot help it if my followers see me as what they need to see to believe.

Excellent! I see you have learned at the feet of the Great and Incomparable Gurk MacGuintey, young padawan.

 

[Holliday1881]

this thing is a fucking palace on wheels

God, I love being me

So the booster seat is included, or an extra?

 

[Lokmar]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

I can understand the jealousy you have for your betters. A corolla or an accord is a perfectly acceptable car to drive to your 5 figure job.

Well then...


You can be "jealous" of me for not having a lazy eye and not being sired by my own brother.

What, were the rest of your siblings? Congrats, I guess. You musta been first in your fam to graduate grade school too!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

I can understand the jealousy you have for your betters. A corolla or an accord is a perfectly acceptable car to drive to your 5 figure job.

Well then...


You can be "jealous" of me for not having a lazy eye and not being sired by my own brother.

What, were the rest of your siblings? Congrats, I guess. You musta been first in your fam to graduate grade school too!

actually, she was the only one to make it out the barn alive

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I drive a Ford.

I have a ford F150 as well.

So with the Audi A8L the line up will be

Audi A8L
Audi A6 (my older son drives this one)
BMW 830I
Ford F150

My car insurance payments will be a mortgage

Oh, and let's not forget the Acura that I let my son drive exclusively

You also forgot to mention you "own" 4 inter dimensional flying saucers, 2 time machines and 1 teleportation station that only seems to function on Thursdays.

I can understand the jealousy you have for your betters. A corolla or an accord is a perfectly acceptable car to drive to your 5 figure job.

Well then...


You can be "jealous" of me for not having a lazy eye and not being sired by my own brother.

What, were the rest of your siblings? Congrats, I guess. You musta been first in your fam to graduate grade school too!

Yes.

"Tho," that doesn't change the simple fact that you have the lazy eye gene along with a tad of Down Syndrome.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Oh great, it's fucking George from Pizza Hut. Here to sully my beautiful thread with her vast array of sexually transmitted diseases