Youre going to give us all nightmares. Brrr
Youre going to give us all nightmares. Brrr
Why do you poo on your kids head DD when you had him? You know, the deformed one
Youre going to give us all nightmares. Brrr
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What's with the jumper cables? Aren't they handy to have in a car? Isn't it common sense? Does Seamajor need them to bring him back to life at times like frankenstein?
I can’t either. You lie a lotI have a set of cables and two battery jump packs. Extremely powerful. I jumped a rather large Fendt tractor once. Couldn't believe it.
That one makes the Cuntess pee her pants....
It's very strange he's using it as a 'flame', like if I was to follow him round saying "cornflakes" or something equally normalI have a set of cables and two battery jump packs. Extremely powerful. I jumped a rather large Fendt tractor once. Couldn't believe it.
You’d think, you would discover DD is a born liar. Her whole family was like thatIt's very strange he's using it as a 'flame', like if I was to follow him round saying "cornflakes" or something equally normal
Mine are:
Get more exercise
Drink less booze
Be nicer to people here except cookie and Seamajor
Post more
Neg less
What are yours?
Less of your cuperflaperate stooch, the only reason i would pm you is to tell you how long your ban would last.My pm box has been flooded with people telling me their resolutions
Cookie monster said he'll stop calling lovely young ladies stooches and use words we actually understand
I need to post more, this is what people have been telling me, sorry you've been outvoted. These same people also like the fact I use real words, not words made up by an actual muppet, don't get cuperflaperated by it, it's them not meI'm glad my training of you is beginning to work.
You need to post a lot less though spambot.

You know her family? Did you stalk them too?You’d think, you would discover DD is a born liar. Her whole family was like that
You know, you could try being nicer, like me, you won't get into any fights then. People love me wherever I go and treat me like a minor celebrity. Do you want my autograph too?Last year it was to not get in any fights, that lasted to Jan 19th.
So this year its to stop eating crisps, my one weakness.
Fuck no. You’re an attention whoreYou know, you could try being nicer, like me, you won't get into any fights then. People love me wherever I go and treat me like a minor celebrity. Do you want my autograph too?
Is your name cookie? No it isn't, so I wasn't asking you. Keep it out, beaky. Besides, you already have it after you BEGGED for it in pmFuck no. You’re an attention whore
Already been done mate, soz1080p.
3 hours sober.
Why would this:
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Ever let this talk creepy to her:
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Last year it was to not get in any fights, that lasted to Jan 19th.
So this year its to stop eating crisps, my one weakness.
He doesnt see that as a weakness. InterestingThat's funay!
I believe it was Jack that told me you liked cocks waaaay better than BBQ flavored crisps. Or was it just his?
.You know, you could try being nicer, like me, you won't get into any fights then. People love me wherever I go and treat me like a minor celebrity. Do you want my autograph too?
That's funay!
I believe it was Jack that told me you liked cocks waaaay better than BBQ flavored crisps. Or was it just his?