New years resolutions?

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Youre going to give us all nightmares. Brrr
 
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What's with the jumper cables? Aren't they handy to have in a car? Isn't it common sense? Does Seamajor need them to bring him back to life at times like frankenstein?
 

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What's with the jumper cables? Aren't they handy to have in a car? Isn't it common sense? Does Seamajor need them to bring him back to life at times like frankenstein?

I have a set of cables and two battery jump packs. Extremely powerful. I jumped a rather large Fendt tractor once. Couldn't believe it.
 
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I have a set of cables and two battery jump packs. Extremely powerful. I jumped a rather large Fendt tractor once. Couldn't believe it.
It's very strange he's using it as a 'flame', like if I was to follow him round saying "cornflakes" or something equally normal
 

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My pm box has been flooded with people telling me their resolutions

Cookie monster said he'll stop calling lovely young ladies stooches and use words we actually understand
Less of your cuperflaperate stooch, the only reason i would pm you is to tell you how long your ban would last.
 

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Last year it was to not get in any fights, that lasted to Jan 19th.

So this year its to stop eating crisps, my one weakness.
 
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I'm glad my training of you is beginning to work.

You need to post a lot less though spambot.
I need to post more, this is what people have been telling me, sorry you've been outvoted. These same people also like the fact I use real words, not words made up by an actual muppet, don't get cuperflaperated by it, it's them not me
Training indeed :OhGawd:
 
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Last year it was to not get in any fights, that lasted to Jan 19th.

So this year its to stop eating crisps, my one weakness.
You know, you could try being nicer, like me, you won't get into any fights then. People love me wherever I go and treat me like a minor celebrity. Do you want my autograph too?
 

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I'm going to overthrow my town and install myself as the mayor. Oh, its resolutions, sorry I read it wrong.
 

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Far from yup!
3 hours sober.

Hey weirdo, beat it!

You tell that silly Bastard Factory that he's a fucking bitch by not wishing all of us a happy new years.

You go relay that message to him maggot. You're lucky I don't get Chris Hansen to vaporize both you and RancidPerv-O.
 

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Last year it was to not get in any fights, that lasted to Jan 19th.

So this year its to stop eating crisps, my one weakness.

That's funay!

I believe it was Jack that told me you liked cocks waaaay better than BBQ flavored crisps. Or was it just his?
 

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That's funay!

I believe it was Jack that told me you liked cocks waaaay better than BBQ flavored crisps. Or was it just his?

You know you get judged by the company you keep? Well I'm sure you sync well with his histrionics, You are as approachable as a rattlesnake and have the temperament of a honey badger. Only a dippy male drama queen will want to simp up to you.