New years resolutions?

[Fredricka]

Youre going to give us all nightmares. Brrr

 

[Seamajor]

Why do you poo on your kids head DD when you had him? You know, the deformed one

 

[Frood]

Youre going to give us all nightmares. Brrr

That one makes the Cuntess pee her pants....

 

[The Cuntess]

My all time fav

 

[Seamajor]

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the real Dinky Dianna.

 

[Fredricka]

What's with the jumper cables? Aren't they handy to have in a car? Isn't it common sense? Does Seamajor need them to bring him back to life at times like frankenstein?

 

[Seamajor]

My all time fav

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Herman is looking for you Tractor Ass. I know youd like helping him out. Those worm tits send the old fuck. Hubby is busy

 

[Frood]

What's with the jumper cables? Aren't they handy to have in a car? Isn't it common sense? Does Seamajor need them to bring him back to life at times like frankenstein?

I have a set of cables and two battery jump packs. Extremely powerful. I jumped a rather large Fendt tractor once. Couldn't believe it.

 

[Seamajor]

I have a set of cables and two battery jump packs. Extremely powerful. I jumped a rather large Fendt tractor once. Couldn't believe it.

I can’t either. You lie a lot

 

[Seamajor]

That one makes the Cuntess pee her pants....

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Tractor Ass needs a diaper. At the same time, your augmentation almost worked. How much do you still owe DD

 

[Fredricka]

I have a set of cables and two battery jump packs. Extremely powerful. I jumped a rather large Fendt tractor once. Couldn't believe it.

It's very strange he's using it as a 'flame', like if I was to follow him round saying "cornflakes" or something equally normal

 

[Seamajor]

It's very strange he's using it as a 'flame', like if I was to follow him round saying "cornflakes" or something equally normal

You’d think, you would discover DD is a born liar. Her whole family was like that

 

[Cookie Monster]

Mine are:
Get more exercise
Drink less booze
Be nicer to people here except cookie and Seamajor
Post more
Neg less
What are yours?

I'm glad my training of you is beginning to work.

You need to post a lot less though spambot.

 

[Cookie Monster]

My pm box has been flooded with people telling me their resolutions

Cookie monster said he'll stop calling lovely young ladies stooches and use words we actually understand

Less of your cuperflaperate stooch, the only reason i would pm you is to tell you how long your ban would last.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Last year it was to not get in any fights, that lasted to Jan 19th.

So this year its to stop eating crisps, my one weakness.

 

[Fredricka]

I'm glad my training of you is beginning to work.

You need to post a lot less though spambot.

I need to post more, this is what people have been telling me, sorry you've been outvoted. These same people also like the fact I use real words, not words made up by an actual muppet, don't get cuperflaperated by it, it's them not me
Training indeed

 

[Fredricka]

You’d think, you would discover DD is a born liar. Her whole family was like that

You know her family? Did you stalk them too?

 

[Fredricka]

Last year it was to not get in any fights, that lasted to Jan 19th.

So this year its to stop eating crisps, my one weakness.

You know, you could try being nicer, like me, you won't get into any fights then. People love me wherever I go and treat me like a minor celebrity. Do you want my autograph too?

 

[Seamajor]

You know, you could try being nicer, like me, you won't get into any fights then. People love me wherever I go and treat me like a minor celebrity. Do you want my autograph too?

Fuck no. You’re an attention whore

 

[Fredricka]

Fuck no. You’re an attention whore

Is your name cookie? No it isn't, so I wasn't asking you. Keep it out, beaky. Besides, you already have it after you BEGGED for it in pm

 

[The Associate]

1080p.

 

[Fredricka]

1080p.

Already been done mate, soz

 

[Luka Magnotta]

I'm going to overthrow my town and install myself as the mayor. Oh, its resolutions, sorry I read it wrong.

 

[Flynn]

3 hours sober.

Hey weirdo, beat it!

You tell that silly Bastard Factory that he's a fucking bitch by not wishing all of us a happy new years.

You go relay that message to him maggot. You're lucky I don't get Chris Hansen to vaporize both you and RancidPerv-O.

 

[Flynn]

Why would this:

Ever let this talk creepy to her:

Oh heavens!

That is truly very scary...seeing a young woman using her country flag as a bathing suit.

 

[Flynn]

Oh my!

 

[Flynn]

Last year it was to not get in any fights, that lasted to Jan 19th.

So this year its to stop eating crisps, my one weakness.

That's funay!

I believe it was Jack that told me you liked cocks waaaay better than BBQ flavored crisps. Or was it just his?

 

[Fredricka]

That's funay!

I believe it was Jack that told me you liked cocks waaaay better than BBQ flavored crisps. Or was it just his?

He doesnt see that as a weakness. Interesting

 

[Cookie Monster]

You know, you could try being nicer, like me, you won't get into any fights then. People love me wherever I go and treat me like a minor celebrity. Do you want my autograph too?

.

 

[Cookie Monster]

That's funay!

I believe it was Jack that told me you liked cocks waaaay better than BBQ flavored crisps. Or was it just his?

You know you get judged by the company you keep? Well I'm sure you sync well with his histrionics, You are as approachable as a rattlesnake and have the temperament of a honey badger. Only a dippy male drama queen will want to simp up to you.