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I prefer this to watching the vanilla straighties chasing each other around accusing eachother of sucking cock 24/7/365 when you now damn well 10 minutes of mediocre missionary is all they are capable of.

10 min? pffffffffffffffffft...doubtful

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he is never online and no social media lolz
 

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I’d rather eat nails than read that shit. Only time I’ve ever seen someone act that horny is when they’re known NOT to get any. Sindy never answered the question about him being married tho.

People whose identities are rooted in sex are the most boring.

That's why they think reading bad erotica of vanilla regular sex is so "spicey" and exciting. Because they are fucking boring.

Sindy literally described 10 minutes of vanilla missionary lol. 4am he gets jabbed with a boner, then hears the lube .....then basically 10(or 5) minutes of missionary rutting peppered by a few possible strokes. What exactly was in that overshare that wasnt just basic ass vanilla sex? I must have missed it. It sounds like a typical married morning hump only with feces making a shower nessesary.

Most of us dont do it that early though. Was it 4am that made it less vanilla?

And since it's a troll board and most of us recognize throbbing insecurities.....its gotta be US that are boring in bed.

Lmao. Whatever makes them feel better. Wouldnt want to threaten their self worth :LOL3:

(Its not vanilla all the way because he is married)
 
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Maybe the nonvanilla part is coming to the troll board to describe it to a somewhat hostage audience that didnt ask?

Maybe that's the spice in that very vanilla small shake? Our unsuspecting involvement.

Lol gross.
 

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I’d rather eat nails than read that shit. Only time I’ve ever seen someone act that horny is when they’re known NOT to get any. Sindy never answered the question about him being married tho.

People whose identities are rooted in sex are the most boring.

That's why they think reading bad erotica of vanilla regular sex is so "spicey" and exciting. Because they are fucking boring.

Sindy literally described 10 minutes of vanilla missionary lol. 4am he gets jabbed with a boner, then hears the lube .....then basically 10(or 5) minutes of missionary rutting peppered by a few possible strokes. What exactly was in that overshare that wasnt just basic ass vanilla sex? I must have missed it. It sounds like a typical married morning hump only with feces making a shower nessesary.

Most of us dont do it that early though. Was it 4am that made it less vanilla?

And since it's a troll board and most of us recognize throbbing insecurities.....its gotta be US that are boring in bed.

Lmao. Whatever makes them feel better. Wouldnt want to threaten their self worth :LOL3:

(Its not vanilla all the way because he is married)
:LOL3: :LOL3:
 

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Sindy managed to stir lots of feelz simply by posting about "vanilla" sex.
Not nearly as much as i stirr you insects up when I post about my lovely 6 bedroom mansion with olympic size swimming pool, 8 person spa in a cedar gazebo and my 2 luxury cars

just sayin :LOL3:
 

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I’d rather eat nails than read that shit. Only time I’ve ever seen someone act that horny is when they’re known NOT to get any. Sindy never answered the question about him being married tho.

People whose identities are rooted in sex are the most boring.

That's why they think reading bad erotica of vanilla regular sex is so "spicey" and exciting. Because they are fucking boring.

Sindy literally described 10 minutes of vanilla missionary lol. 4am he gets jabbed with a boner, then hears the lube .....then basically 10(or 5) minutes of missionary rutting peppered by a few possible strokes. What exactly was in that overshare that wasnt just basic ass vanilla sex? I must have missed it. It sounds like a typical married morning hump only with feces making a shower nessesary.

Most of us dont do it that early though. Was it 4am that made it less vanilla?

And since it's a troll board and most of us recognize throbbing insecurities.....its gotta be US that are boring in bed.

Lmao. Whatever makes them feel better. Wouldnt want to threaten their self worth :LOL3:

(Its not vanilla all the way because he is married)


Ok, I’m a little duh today. What is the vanilla about? I’m seriously lost lol
 
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I’d rather eat nails than read that shit. Only time I’ve ever seen someone act that horny is when they’re known NOT to get any. Sindy never answered the question about him being married tho.

People whose identities are rooted in sex are the most boring.

That's why they think reading bad erotica of vanilla regular sex is so "spicey" and exciting. Because they are fucking boring.

Sindy literally described 10 minutes of vanilla missionary lol. 4am he gets jabbed with a boner, then hears the lube .....then basically 10(or 5) minutes of missionary rutting peppered by a few possible strokes. What exactly was in that overshare that wasnt just basic ass vanilla sex? I must have missed it. It sounds like a typical married morning hump only with feces making a shower nessesary.

Most of us dont do it that early though. Was it 4am that made it less vanilla?

And since it's a troll board and most of us recognize throbbing insecurities.....its gotta be US that are boring in bed.

Lmao. Whatever makes them feel better. Wouldnt want to threaten their self worth :LOL3:

(Its not vanilla all the way because he is married)
:LOL3: :LOL3:

Am I wrong though?

All Sindy described was getting groped and poked with a boner for a few seconds before the lube came out and his asshole got pumped for ten minutes in the missionary position.

Ten minutes of vanilla missionary only with poop involved.

Sign me UP I wish I could be that SPICEY!!

So jealous I cant have my rectum humped for 10 minutes at 4am because I'm so boring.
 

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I’d rather eat nails than read that shit. Only time I’ve ever seen someone act that horny is when they’re known NOT to get any. Sindy never answered the question about him being married tho.

People whose identities are rooted in sex are the most boring.

That's why they think reading bad erotica of vanilla regular sex is so "spicey" and exciting. Because they are fucking boring.

Sindy literally described 10 minutes of vanilla missionary lol. 4am he gets jabbed with a boner, then hears the lube .....then basically 10(or 5) minutes of missionary rutting peppered by a few possible strokes. What exactly was in that overshare that wasnt just basic ass vanilla sex? I must have missed it. It sounds like a typical married morning hump only with feces making a shower nessesary.

Most of us dont do it that early though. Was it 4am that made it less vanilla?

And since it's a troll board and most of us recognize throbbing insecurities.....its gotta be US that are boring in bed.

Lmao. Whatever makes them feel better. Wouldnt want to threaten their self worth :LOL3:

(Its not vanilla all the way because he is married)
:LOL3: :LOL3:

Am I wrong though?

All Sindy described was getting groped and poked with a boner for a few seconds before the lube came out and his asshole got pumped for ten minutes in the missionary position.

Ten minutes of vanilla missionary only with poop involved.

Sign me UP I wish I could be that SPICEY!!

So jealous I cant have my rectum humped for 10 minutes at 4am because I'm so boring.
okay, I'm officially grossed out for the remainder of the day now

ugh
 
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I’d rather eat nails than read that shit. Only time I’ve ever seen someone act that horny is when they’re known NOT to get any. Sindy never answered the question about him being married tho.

People whose identities are rooted in sex are the most boring.

That's why they think reading bad erotica of vanilla regular sex is so "spicey" and exciting. Because they are fucking boring.

Sindy literally described 10 minutes of vanilla missionary lol. 4am he gets jabbed with a boner, then hears the lube .....then basically 10(or 5) minutes of missionary rutting peppered by a few possible strokes. What exactly was in that overshare that wasnt just basic ass vanilla sex? I must have missed it. It sounds like a typical married morning hump only with feces making a shower nessesary.

Most of us dont do it that early though. Was it 4am that made it less vanilla?

And since it's a troll board and most of us recognize throbbing insecurities.....its gotta be US that are boring in bed.

Lmao. Whatever makes them feel better. Wouldnt want to threaten their self worth :LOL3:

(Its not vanilla all the way because he is married)


Ok, I’m a little duh today. What is the vanilla about? I’m seriously lost lol

Since we were making fun of Sindys oddly placed run down of his ten minute missionary morning rut and following shower

It means we are just boring vanilla people who just do the same ten minutes of missionary only without the mess and the forum announcement lol

So they say!
 

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If it makes any of you liberal cretins feel any better this whole supply chain fiasco has me on hold with my purchase of the new Audi A8 L. They simply don't have all luxury options a man of my magnificence requires at a meager 114,050.00 fully loaded

it sucks.. but hey, I've been through worse
 

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Ugh, really guys?
I’d rather eat nails than read that shit. Only time I’ve ever seen someone act that horny is when they’re known NOT to get any. Sindy never answered the question about him being married tho.

People whose identities are rooted in sex are the most boring.

That's why they think reading bad erotica of vanilla regular sex is so "spicey" and exciting. Because they are fucking boring.

Sindy literally described 10 minutes of vanilla missionary lol. 4am he gets jabbed with a boner, then hears the lube .....then basically 10(or 5) minutes of missionary rutting peppered by a few possible strokes. What exactly was in that overshare that wasnt just basic ass vanilla sex? I must have missed it. It sounds like a typical married morning hump only with feces making a shower nessesary.

Most of us dont do it that early though. Was it 4am that made it less vanilla?

And since it's a troll board and most of us recognize throbbing insecurities.....its gotta be US that are boring in bed.

Lmao. Whatever makes them feel better. Wouldnt want to threaten their self worth :LOL3:

(Its not vanilla all the way because he is married)


Ok, I’m a little duh today. What is the vanilla about? I’m seriously lost lol

Since we were making fun of Sindys oddly placed run down of his ten minute missionary morning rut and following shower

It means we are just boring vanilla people who just do the same ten minutes of missionary only without the mess and the forum announcement lol

So they say!



Ah I see. I thought it might be a reference to white people. Duh is me
 

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it’s fucking gross. Seriously



I don’t need to know what people do in their bedrooms. This ain’t a fucking porn forum.

I didn't realize you were such a huge prude, last time I checked there's all sorts of smut on this forum. Maybe you should just log off and go back to PG Rated network television. :-)
 

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Can you imagine how bad the room smells when boyfriend dude pulls his boner outta BillyDee666's asshole?

ugh... I'm gonna go throw up now
 
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Ugh, really guys?
I’d rather eat nails than read that shit. Only time I’ve ever seen someone act that horny is when they’re known NOT to get any. Sindy never answered the question about him being married tho.

People whose identities are rooted in sex are the most boring.

That's why they think reading bad erotica of vanilla regular sex is so "spicey" and exciting. Because they are fucking boring.

Sindy literally described 10 minutes of vanilla missionary lol. 4am he gets jabbed with a boner, then hears the lube .....then basically 10(or 5) minutes of missionary rutting peppered by a few possible strokes. What exactly was in that overshare that wasnt just basic ass vanilla sex? I must have missed it. It sounds like a typical married morning hump only with feces making a shower nessesary.

Most of us dont do it that early though. Was it 4am that made it less vanilla?

And since it's a troll board and most of us recognize throbbing insecurities.....its gotta be US that are boring in bed.

Lmao. Whatever makes them feel better. Wouldnt want to threaten their self worth :LOL3:

(Its not vanilla all the way because he is married)


Ok, I’m a little duh today. What is the vanilla about? I’m seriously lost lol

Since we were making fun of Sindys oddly placed run down of his ten minute missionary morning rut and following shower

It means we are just boring vanilla people who just do the same ten minutes of missionary only without the mess and the forum announcement lol

So they say!



Ah I see. I thought it might be a reference to white people. Duh is me

Well......Sindy is white. I can see how he would give the impression we all just do ten minutes of vanilla missionary.

NOT at 4am though.
 

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If it makes any of you liberal cretins feel any better this whole supply chain fiasco has me on hold with my purchase of the new Audi A8 L. They simply don't have all luxury options a man of my magnificence requires at a meager 114,050.00 fully loaded

it sucks.. but hey, I've been through worse



We are backed up on our end. Shit is crazy at the ports right now.
 

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Ugh, really guys?
I’d rather eat nails than read that shit. Only time I’ve ever seen someone act that horny is when they’re known NOT to get any. Sindy never answered the question about him being married tho.

People whose identities are rooted in sex are the most boring.

That's why they think reading bad erotica of vanilla regular sex is so "spicey" and exciting. Because they are fucking boring.

Sindy literally described 10 minutes of vanilla missionary lol. 4am he gets jabbed with a boner, then hears the lube .....then basically 10(or 5) minutes of missionary rutting peppered by a few possible strokes. What exactly was in that overshare that wasnt just basic ass vanilla sex? I must have missed it. It sounds like a typical married morning hump only with feces making a shower nessesary.

Most of us dont do it that early though. Was it 4am that made it less vanilla?

And since it's a troll board and most of us recognize throbbing insecurities.....its gotta be US that are boring in bed.

Lmao. Whatever makes them feel better. Wouldnt want to threaten their self worth :LOL3:

(Its not vanilla all the way because he is married)


Ok, I’m a little duh today. What is the vanilla about? I’m seriously lost lol

Since we were making fun of Sindys oddly placed run down of his ten minute missionary morning rut and following shower

It means we are just boring vanilla people who just do the same ten minutes of missionary only without the mess and the forum announcement lol

So they say!



Ah I see. I thought it might be a reference to white people. Duh is me


Let me correct you a little...vanilla is originally from Mexico, girl. It's brown. lolol
 

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it’s fucking gross. Seriously



I don’t need to know what people do in their bedrooms. This ain’t a fucking porn forum.

I didn't realize you were such a huge prude, last time I checked there's all sorts of smut on

Oh so consent is now for the prudes?

How progressive!!

(The subforums are labeled appropriately so that your readers can be willing participants in all your vanilla ten minutes of missionary sessions)
 

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If it makes any of you liberal cretins feel any better this whole supply chain fiasco has me on hold with my purchase of the new Audi A8 L. They simply don't have all luxury options a man of my magnificence requires at a meager 114,050.00 fully loaded

it sucks.. but hey, I've been through worse



We are backed up on our end
. Shit is crazy at the ports right now.

I thought you were going to share a story about anal sex for a minute there...hahahahaha
 

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If it makes any of you liberal cretins feel any better this whole supply chain fiasco has me on hold with my purchase of the new Audi A8 L. They simply don't have all luxury options a man of my magnificence requires at a meager 114,050.00 fully loaded

it sucks.. but hey, I've been through worse



We are backed up on our end. Shit is crazy at the ports right now.
I know. it sucks

but Newscum better get his shit together over there cause I hear some of those ships are considering the treck over to Florida instead of waiting