The legend of Lard. That does have a ring to it, Oink Oink.
Congratulations. Pat yourself on the back. If you can reach.
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Congratulations. Pat yourself on the back. If you can reach.
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Ooh, a pillow-top...so 2000. Hahahahahahahahaha
You're boasting about a mattress...lmfao...what are you a 3rd worlder?
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Compared to a couch I would say you have no room to talk.
No room to do anything actually but just spill over the sides like someone dropped a tub of cottage cheese on the couch.
Oink Oink.
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Post a picture of your pillow top mattress. Leave the North American audience in awe of your
MATTRESS.
MATTRESS.
You sleep on a couch.Yeah, you got a pillow top mattress. You're special.
That belongs to someone else.
Embarrassing
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Sure I do. But you sleep on a pillow top mattress! Next thing you know you'll be invited to tea with the King.
Will you counter with a picture of your Son's couch?Post a picture of your pillow top mattress. Leave the North American audience in awe of your
MATTRESS.
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Did you think you'll be getting the box spring soon?
Oink Oink?
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Do you have a blender?
Oink Oink
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How about an air fryer?
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Do you have your own dildo or do you borrow Caskur's dick?
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Hi Biggie Banned. No one answers as fast as you.
Why are YOU here on a Saturday night? La morena sleeping after eating a tub of KFC?
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D E S P E R A T E to be next to me. I can understand that.
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Goodnight Pillow Top!
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I never lie and I am soooooooo far from being a piece of shit as you developing anorexia nervosa and becoming trim, taut and terrific.
You need to stop writing your bilge in the meltdown section. This section is for the gifted. The only gift you provide here is a butthurt barnacles bum.
I am the Queen of FT, you called me out. Your OP doesn't even have a link to me talking about you outside this forum and was a gross exaggeration and a pathological lie. If I mentioned your pathetic infamous bum name it was probably once and it probably pertained to your shit job at creating great content here and crazy micro-managing every post. Ffs.
Where the fuck do you get off telling people what they can and cannot write Pol Pot?
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Did Cindy's Been Tripping stick his little Boney bit up your Hershey Highway to keep you posting at CBT?
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I’d bet a $5. donation to Mike Pence, that his mattress is parked on a special place on the sidewalk.
I'm at ease in either direction, being familiar with equivalent idioms in both languages.
I used to charge $0.25/word ($0.27 for emergency translations); that came to about $350 for a 45-minute contract. It was a lucrative occupation. I once had to translate a 60-page political party platform document within 24 hours.. Didn't get much sleep, but the pay was a whopper.
I don't miss the work, though. It was just too much. I quit when I had to start sub-contracting. Farming stuff out was more stressful than it was worth.
Still, I'm glad I went through the experience. A feather in my cap, so to speak.
