Online Dating is a Nightmare...

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A lot of ladies would like to be married. Seems more so then men.

And statistically it benefits men the most.

Weird isnt it?
I love my wife and my marriage. Wouldnt change it for anything. My first wife/marriage was awful tho. I'd have traded it for a hooker and a pack of smokes!
I did trade my first marriage for a hooker and a pack of smokes. Highly recommend, would do it again.
 

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A lot of ladies would like to be married. Seems more so then men.

And statistically it benefits men the most.

Weird isnt it?
I love my wife and my marriage. Wouldnt change it for anything. My first wife/marriage was awful tho. I'd have traded it for a hooker and a pack of smokes!
I did trade my first marriage for a hooker and a pack of smokes. Highly recommend, would do it again.

Same :D
 

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Just got this in my email...

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LOL now I understand why I find bitches there so easily.
 

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Being female on a dating app is like kicking a piñata filled with cocks….

Will you be stood up by the catfish? Will he be married? Will he lie about his intentions? Will he call you back after the first date goes well…. or will he ghost?

The disappointment will be as inevitable as sex on the first night. Be safe and bring condoms.
 
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I still havent tried online dating. Not really interested in it either.
 

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The best dating advice for 2021 is ask her if she's ever met with someone from a dating site. If she says yes, run. She's a cum dumpster.
 

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I prefer to ask potentials if they have an online addiction… and if they have a lingering ex
 

Murdy

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The best dating advice for 2021 is ask her if she's ever met with someone from a dating site. If she says yes, run. She's a cum dumpster.

I’m DEAD @ the thought of people trying to meet their soulmates on Tinder bwa:LOL3:
 

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I still havent tried online dating. Not really interested in it either.

DONT.....dont do it. None of it is natural.

Meeting someone online is fine and all but dating sites are garbage. It's either very desperate people with a ton of unpacked baggage or people who just want to fuck. It's harder to read vibes when there is an agenda.

Which I just realized describes the modern dating pool anyway.
 
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These fuckers are good at keeping me out...
New cell#, new device, dynamic IP, I'm not getting a VPN to play this game.


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Oerdin

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Back in the day I used online dating and it was good for hooking up as I had a good career, am 6'1", and was in shape. None of the hook up girls were marriage materi though. Literally just thots who had gotten run through by dozens of of guys or else damaged women with multiple bastards and damaged personalities.

If I had to do it over again you lock down a quality Hattie in your early twenties and then call it a day.
 

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Join clubs, sports teams, or best of all a church. Socialize first and let dating happen naturally.

Otherwise decent mid priced hoors a few times a month are a better investment.

How many of youse guys have gone that route? And how many of you got an STD?