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Here are some of mine.



4. Ketchup. It should never be put on anything. Fuck it off, people. Try to put ketchup on my food and that bottle is going up your arse.
What about on the plate next to my grilled cheese sandwich………so I can dip my sammiches into the Catsup fo’ some tomatoey accent……..Hmmmm?
 
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Ketchup is an abomination on hot dogs and most everything else.

Only mustard and relish belong on a hot dog. Yes, I said it!
Ketchup is like American liquid salt. And soy sauce is like Chinese liquid salt.
 

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I brought the motherfuckin' topic up you crying mope and you still wailing.

How about ketchup on steak. Lots of hicks put ketchup on steak. Watch Froodai bitch about that too ha
A-okay to put ketchup on hamburger steak. It's just a bunless hamburger.

Anyone watch cooking shows? Where they make a dish. It all falls apart. And then they try to pass it off as "desconstructed". Asshole, your shit wasn't deconstructed. It fell the fuck apart.

Maybe just say my dish is so tender, it falls apart on its own.

Deconstructed food sounds as retarded as in business when someone says, "What are our learnings?"

Learnings? Fuck that shit word.
 

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Deconstructed food sounds as retarded as in business when someone says, "What are our learnings?"

Learnings? Fuck that shit word.

But without learnings how would we know how to optimize our customer-facing best practices to maximize our paradigms while prioritizing quality and supporting our associates without sacrificing inventory discipline or brand cohesion?

<vomits>
 

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I wonder if Mr Numb Guy has ever paid any attention to Trump speaking?
Yeah. It's third grade shit. Point?

If Kamala was a better speaker or was BRAVE enough to pick Josh Shapiro as her VP instead of wishy washy tampon Timmy Walz.... she could've been a CONTENDER as a method actor once lamented.

But you know. Can't pick the JEW. Might come off as Jew friendly and not Palestinian plight woke. River to sea yada yada blah blah lob moar rockets.

Can I name politics as a PEEV? Because I think most humans can get along until politics is brought up then everyone is ready to throw fists for people they don't even fucking know.

My Dad said it best when he said why should you care if people trash your favorite football team? Your favorite team doesn't even know you exist.

Same goes for your fave politician.
 

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But without learnings how would we know how to optimize our customer-facing best practices to maximize our paradigms while prioritizing quality and supporting our associates without sacrificing inventory discipline or brand cohesion?

<vomits>
Yeah to all that.

Giving someone a good talking to becomes a follow up with them.
Failures become opportunities.
Complaining becomes feedback.
I didn't tell them they suck. I coached them on how to not suck.
Assume positive intent.
I positively intend to assume their intent is to be lazy. My bad!!!

To go back to Admin's point about Trump-speak.

If you want to beat Trump, have a democrat who speaks plain. Rather than grammatically correct democrats who speak anti corporations while speaking in pro corporation speak. Or am I fucking being too gawddamned logical?
 

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If you want to beat Trump, have a democrat who speaks plain. Rather than grammatically correct democrats who speak anti corporations while speaking in pro corporation speak. Or am I fucking being too gawddamned logical?

If you want to beat a republican stop relying on democrats.

The democrats are fucking useless so even if they win nothing will substantively improve anyway.

#TranscendTheDuopoly
 

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A-okay to put ketchup on hamburger steak. It's just a bunless hamburger.

Anyone watch cooking shows? Where they make a dish. It all falls apart. And then they try to pass it off as "desconstructed". Asshole, your shit wasn't deconstructed. It fell the fuck apart.

Maybe just say my dish is so tender, it falls apart on its own.

Deconstructed food sounds as retarded as in business when someone says, "What are our learnings?"

Learnings? Fuck that shit word.
I'm talking about a bona fide steak off a grill. A porterhouse, ribeye, strip steak, sirloin steak, London broil, etc. Not hamburger, or shaved steak for a sub, or cube steak. Personally, I wouldn't use ketchup on a steak, but
A-1 and horseradish sauce are fine. Ketchup for the sandwich steaks is a must. In the army certain beef concoctions were called 'mystery meat' ( much like what is between Flynns legs ) and ketchup was a necessity.
 

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I'm talking about a bona fide steak off a grill. A porterhouse, ribeye, strip steak, sirloin steak, London broil, etc. Not hamburger, or shaved steak for a sub, or cube steak. Personally, I wouldn't use ketchup on a steak, but
A-1 and horseradish sauce are fine. Ketchup for the sandwich steaks is a must. In the army certain beef concoctions were called 'mystery meat' ( much like what is between Flynns legs ) and ketchup was a necessity.
I would still eat between Flynn's legs.

Faith. My friendo. Faith is a conspiracy larger than reality.
 
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Would eating out Flynn be akin to buying a ticket for an all you can eat frog legs night at the local Moose Knuckle lodge?
 

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Would eating out Flynn be akin to buying a ticket for an all you can eat frog legs night at the local Moose Knuckle lodge?
The brother Meese would rather eat the frog legs to be sure. Raw.
 
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Fair enough. Mayo?

Spicy mayos, occasionally. It's got to be Japanese style like Kewpie Mayo. I don't even like Thomy European style on hot chips. Too runny. Some South American mayos in the pouch are good on chips too.

I'll even do various kinds of mustards or thickened chili sauce, but NEVER Satan's spooge.
 

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Spicy mayos, occasionally. It's got to be Japanese style like Kewpie Mayo. I don't even like Thomy European style on hot chips. Too runny. Some South American mayos in the pouch are good on chips too.

I'll even do various kinds of mustards or thickened chili sauce, but NEVER Satan's spooge.
Hm. Interesting. I would say you have either an open hostility to Tomato's or a fear of blood. And you don't like needles. Or doctors. Authority figures bother you.
Yes it's becoming clear.