Please invite me to the disco.

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When disco was the primary human activity on your planet, I became excellent at this. Please: somebody, invite me to the disco. I do not have money, though I carry an abundance of style.
 
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I have never paid to enter a disco before, and before I had entered every disco. This was when they were a prevailing activity on your continent, and my knowledge is, therefore, desirable to you. Modern disco must be compatible with vintage disco, or you will lose your historical tradition and this will be the last disco generation. Can you cope with this fact? I cannot. Let an old-timer inside.
 

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I have never paid to enter a disco before, and before I had entered every disco. This was when they were a prevailing activity on your continent, and my knowledge is, therefore, desirable to you. Modern disco must be compatible with vintage disco, or you will lose your historical tradition and this will be the last disco generation. Can you cope with this fact? I cannot. Let an old-timer inside.
Reasoning behind making a Zanick#2 alt?
 

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I have never paid to enter a disco before, and before I had entered every disco. This was when they were a prevailing activity on your continent, and my knowledge is, therefore, desirable to you. Modern disco must be compatible with vintage disco, or you will lose your historical tradition and this will be the last disco generation. Can you cope with this fact? I cannot. Let an old-timer inside.
Reasoning behind making a Zanick#2 alt?
Silly bugger forgot his password...
 

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I have never paid to enter a disco before, and before I had entered every disco. This was when they were a prevailing activity on your continent, and my knowledge is, therefore, desirable to you. Modern disco must be compatible with vintage disco, or you will lose your historical tradition and this will be the last disco generation. Can you cope with this fact? I cannot. Let an old-timer inside.
Reasoning behind making a Zanick#2 alt?
Silly bugger forgot his password...
Did he say that somewhere? lol
 

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I have never paid to enter a disco before, and before I had entered every disco. This was when they were a prevailing activity on your continent, and my knowledge is, therefore, desirable to you. Modern disco must be compatible with vintage disco, or you will lose your historical tradition and this will be the last disco generation. Can you cope with this fact? I cannot. Let an old-timer inside.
Reasoning behind making a Zanick#2 alt?
Silly bugger forgot his password...
Did he say that somewhere? lol
No, I just know a twat when I see one..
 
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I am afraid there is much you do not know, human. Your eyes cannot clearly see anything. Let me take shelter in the disco, or my associate will come for me.
 
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Don’t threaten me you feathery twat, I’m on good terms with Balphomet..

I am afraid you still do not understand, my friend. My associate will come... not for you, but for me.

Is it gonna be violent?

Because I'm about to adopt you. ♡

Hello, Dove. I am unsure how to feel about being adopted by you in particular. I have told my psychiatrist about you and he has said that I must be stricken with private affections. I am taking medicine, but for you to be my patient, lover, and bastard mother is more than I can bear from another.
 

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This because such a lifestyle is preferable to what is available here in every way. My home is the paradise but I just call it normal. What you have here, I am not so certain was worthy of salvation. Definitely, it is not normal.