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[Biggie Smiles]

Jesus loves conservatives and hates liberals


prove me wrong.

 

[Breakfall]

God is a made-made construct. If God were real, she would’ve eliminated the plague that we know as humanity. Time will tell I guess…

Why does God need to be one of the biological sexes?

God is called long suffering and gracious BECAUSE He (God is referred to as a He because the father is intended to be the rock of the family and leader) didn't destroy humanity. Pretty much the entirety of scripture is saying the world is a sinful and distorted mess that is on numbered days before it's made new.

Mother Nature I guess…and I was brought into this world by a female. Even the male body is an extension of a female biological blueprint.

I am more inclined to think that our planet was seeded by a very advanced inter-galactic species: aliens if you will. I honestly don’t because a God would sit by idle while a single species fucks over the entire planet.

 

[Dove]

God is a made-made construct. If God were real, she would’ve eliminated the plague that we know as humanity. Time will tell I guess…

Why does God need to be one of the biological sexes?

God is called long suffering and gracious BECAUSE He (God is referred to as a He because the father is intended to be the rock of the family and leader) didn't destroy humanity. Pretty much the entirety of scripture is saying the world is a sinful and distorted mess that is on numbered days before it's made new.

Mother Nature I guess…and I was brought into this world by a female. Even the male body is an extension of a female biological blueprint.

I am more inclined to think that our planet was seeded by a very advanced inter-galactic species: aliens if you will. I honestly don’t because a God would sit by idle while a single species fucks over the entire planet.

Well God created nature and is the source of both male and female. He is both male and female and neither. Each are part of His image. (What I believe based on scripture and who/what God is).

So if we were seeded from aliens.....who made the aliens?

 

[The Cuntess]

Really tho. If any of your lives are so perfect, raise your hand. Let the dragging commence.

I never said perfect, but it seems to me if anyone here was so Christian, they wouldn't be at this place where sinning is a premium.

Jesus, as I was taught, would not approve of the behavior of one person on this forum. That is a fact.

Anything that comes between oneself and God, even "trolling" is a sin.

My Aunt is extremely Christian, and she is a very hateful and judgemental person. Then you have the ones who are good, loving, and compassionate nonjudgmental people, who wouldn't dare come here or any place like it. Then there are the ones who will murder someone and then ask forgiveness and feel they've done no wrong. I don't do organized religion, I do spirituality. People are fucking weird lol.

Absolutely, you're spot on.

I can’t believe you’re that quick to take the word of someone who claims to believe in “Gods and Godesses” lol.

I was into witchcraft. Only we call it brujeria. I didn’t fuck with Mother Nature tho. I went straight to the Angel of Death herself. God brought me out of that 5 years ago, hence my absolute one hundred percent belief in Jesus Christ.

I went to church yesterday. Came here today and won’t hesitate to drag a bitch. So…. No one wants to claim their perfect life? lol

I agreed with her sentiment on religious people and non-religious people because it is what I've experienced.

Aren't you judging her? You get on my ass for judging, but you're doing the same thing. SMH

where have I judged her? I didn’t criticize witchcraft. I was merely pointing out that you’re quick to agree with someone who claims to worship Gods about Christians:facepalm:

I don't have an issue with all Christians, just the holier than thou ones. Just stating my observations from growing up in a Christian home.

Somehow that makes you unqualified.

Jesus needs to save me from his followers. Jesus Christ!

See there you go being disrespectful again. It’s like you’re making snarky comments about God to impress the likes of Admin and whoever.

 

[The Cuntess]

Really tho. If any of your lives are so perfect, raise your hand. Let the dragging commence.

I never said perfect, but it seems to me if anyone here was so Christian, they wouldn't be at this place where sinning is a premium.

Jesus, as I was taught, would not approve of the behavior of one person on this forum. That is a fact.

Anything that comes between oneself and God, even "trolling" is a sin.

My Aunt is extremely Christian, and she is a very hateful and judgemental person. Then you have the ones who are good, loving, and compassionate nonjudgmental people, who wouldn't dare come here or any place like it. Then there are the ones who will murder someone and then ask forgiveness and feel they've done no wrong. I don't do organized religion, I do spirituality. People are fucking weird lol.

Absolutely, you're spot on.

I can’t believe you’re that quick to take the word of someone who claims to believe in “Gods and Godesses” lol.

I was into witchcraft. Only we call it brujeria. I didn’t fuck with Mother Nature tho. I went straight to the Angel of Death herself. God brought me out of that 5 years ago, hence my absolute one hundred percent belief in Jesus Christ.

I went to church yesterday. Came here today and won’t hesitate to drag a bitch. So…. No one wants to claim their perfect life? lol

I agreed with her sentiment on religious people and non-religious people because it is what I've experienced.

Aren't you judging her? You get on my ass for judging, but you're doing the same thing. SMH

where have I judged her? I didn’t criticize witchcraft. I was merely pointing out that you’re quick to agree with someone who claims to worship Gods about Christians:facepalm:

I don't have an issue with all Christians, just the holier than thou ones. Just stating my observations from growing up in a Christian home.

You’re not being disrespectful to my faith or making sarcastic comments about who I believe to be my Lord and Savior. I can respect that!

 

[The Cuntess]

I don't understand why you have to be Christian to observe what Christians do.

If you could explain that to me, I would understand you better.

The Leaker might have found a fair "intellectual" match: The Pill Popper

If LettuceBrain joins them it will be a modern-day SJW Girls-Can-Do-Anything Three Stooges.

Don’t you have a little league game to umpire, Sandusky?

 

[The Cuntess]

Really tho. If any of your lives are so perfect, raise your hand. Let the dragging commence.

I never said perfect, but it seems to me if anyone here was so Christian, they wouldn't be at this place where sinning is a premium.

I don’t think anyone here is claiming to be “that” Christian. I know I don’t. I’m the first to admit I’m not perfect.

There’s no excuse to be openly disrespecting Jesus like some of the low lives* have done

it shows a total lack of respect for him and those who believe in him

Jesus asked me to let you know he prefers the usage of 'Lifes*', in your ghetto wonderful story.

Jesus asked me to let you know he plans on shutting down *with fire and brimstone* all gloryholes and other places where homos with unusually long necks congregate

Cool story fat boy. Very fn Christian, totally not judgemental, or vengeful, or spiteful, or weak willed and spineless.

Glad you liked it, Noodle neck. Very homo of you

It's not the pants, yadda yadda yadda...

it's not the neck, yadda yadda yadda

I'll bet you i'm a better christian than you are.

You need to be put out your misery. All you do is spam this forum up, trying to see how hard you can nip at Biggie’s ankles. Piss off

 

[The Cuntess]

@The Countess

If you want to join the ranks of my detractors, you needn't look for a reason. You don't have to like me. I can handle it.

I ain’t joining shit. Have some fucking respect and ill do the same

 

[Lily]

@The Countess

If you want to join the ranks of my detractors, you needn't look for a reason. You don't have to like me. I can handle it.

I ain’t joining shit. Have some fucking respect and ill do the same

What I am posting has nothing to do with you. If you want respect, earn it. Stop posting racist shit and I might start respecting your opinion about what I post.

 

[Frood]

I don't see any evidence of Jesus in my life. But then again, I was never a piece of shit criminal, thug, adulterer, thief, drug user, drunkard, etc.

Well, you can be all of the above and Jesus will save you. You can even go back to a life of sin and then back again to repentance and he will still save you over and over and over….

I've even been through a year of RCIA (Rites for Christian Initiation for Adults) with the Catholic Church and wasn't able to connect. I wanted to believe as a young adult, so I went through a year of those night classes on Wednesday nights and Sunday mass and class and nothing. I tried so hard, and just could not connect.

I see what humanity does and it doesn't give me hope, and so many heinous things I see are done in the name of God.

Faith is personal. I get it.

Yeah, the older I get the more difficult it becomes to connect. I go through periods where I tell myself to just pray, read the Bible, it will happen. But it's not from the heart, it's from the head and it is me working to believe. And then I realize I'm trying but not feeling it at a spiritual level.

Your crown chakra is more than likely blocked.

I wish more posters on this site had a blocked throat chakra.

I wish you and Fat Oak had cans of liquid foam boot stomped up your cunts the moment you two required your first bleeding sheds....

 

[Lily]

I don't see any evidence of Jesus in my life. But then again, I was never a piece of shit criminal, thug, adulterer, thief, drug user, drunkard, etc.

Well, you can be all of the above and Jesus will save you. You can even go back to a life of sin and then back again to repentance and he will still save you over and over and over….

I've even been through a year of RCIA (Rites for Christian Initiation for Adults) with the Catholic Church and wasn't able to connect. I wanted to believe as a young adult, so I went through a year of those night classes on Wednesday nights and Sunday mass and class and nothing. I tried so hard, and just could not connect.

I see what humanity does and it doesn't give me hope, and so many heinous things I see are done in the name of God.

Faith is personal. I get it.

Yeah, the older I get the more difficult it becomes to connect. I go through periods where I tell myself to just pray, read the Bible, it will happen. But it's not from the heart, it's from the head and it is me working to believe. And then I realize I'm trying but not feeling it at a spiritual level.

Your crown chakra is more than likely blocked.

I wish more posters on this site had a blocked throat chakra.

I wish you and Fat Oak had cans of liquid foam boot stomped up your cunts the moment you two required your first bleeding sheds....

That is a rather violent image. There is something distinctly wrong with you.

 

[Frood]

I don't see any evidence of Jesus in my life. But then again, I was never a piece of shit criminal, thug, adulterer, thief, drug user, drunkard, etc.

Well, you can be all of the above and Jesus will save you. You can even go back to a life of sin and then back again to repentance and he will still save you over and over and over….

I've even been through a year of RCIA (Rites for Christian Initiation for Adults) with the Catholic Church and wasn't able to connect. I wanted to believe as a young adult, so I went through a year of those night classes on Wednesday nights and Sunday mass and class and nothing. I tried so hard, and just could not connect.

I see what humanity does and it doesn't give me hope, and so many heinous things I see are done in the name of God.

Faith is personal. I get it.

Yeah, the older I get the more difficult it becomes to connect. I go through periods where I tell myself to just pray, read the Bible, it will happen. But it's not from the heart, it's from the head and it is me working to believe. And then I realize I'm trying but not feeling it at a spiritual level.

Your crown chakra is more than likely blocked.

I wish more posters on this site had a blocked throat chakra.

I wish you and Fat Oak had cans of liquid foam boot stomped up your cunts the moment you two required your first bleeding sheds....

That is a rather violent image. There is something distinctly wrong with you.

Just practical....

Nobody would risk using their hands and arms.

 

[Lily]

I don't see any evidence of Jesus in my life. But then again, I was never a piece of shit criminal, thug, adulterer, thief, drug user, drunkard, etc.

Well, you can be all of the above and Jesus will save you. You can even go back to a life of sin and then back again to repentance and he will still save you over and over and over….

I've even been through a year of RCIA (Rites for Christian Initiation for Adults) with the Catholic Church and wasn't able to connect. I wanted to believe as a young adult, so I went through a year of those night classes on Wednesday nights and Sunday mass and class and nothing. I tried so hard, and just could not connect.

I see what humanity does and it doesn't give me hope, and so many heinous things I see are done in the name of God.

Faith is personal. I get it.

Yeah, the older I get the more difficult it becomes to connect. I go through periods where I tell myself to just pray, read the Bible, it will happen. But it's not from the heart, it's from the head and it is me working to believe. And then I realize I'm trying but not feeling it at a spiritual level.

Your crown chakra is more than likely blocked.

I wish more posters on this site had a blocked throat chakra.

I wish you and Fat Oak had cans of liquid foam boot stomped up your cunts the moment you two required your first bleeding sheds....

That is a rather violent image. There is something distinctly wrong with you.

Just practical....

Nobody would risk using their hands and arms.

You're intimidated by women that don't fall at your feet and fawn. Get used to it, cupcake, you're aging.

 

[The Cuntess]

@The Countess

If you want to join the ranks of my detractors, you needn't look for a reason. You don't have to like me. I can handle it.

I ain’t joining shit. Have some fucking respect and ill do the same

What I am posting has nothing to do with you. If you want respect, earn it. Stop posting racist shit and I might start respecting your opinion about what I post.

Now it’s cuz I’m posting racist shit. You don’t know what the fuck you’re mad about. Do you think you look cool throwing shade at God? lol

 

[Frood]

I don't see any evidence of Jesus in my life. But then again, I was never a piece of shit criminal, thug, adulterer, thief, drug user, drunkard, etc.

Well, you can be all of the above and Jesus will save you. You can even go back to a life of sin and then back again to repentance and he will still save you over and over and over….

I've even been through a year of RCIA (Rites for Christian Initiation for Adults) with the Catholic Church and wasn't able to connect. I wanted to believe as a young adult, so I went through a year of those night classes on Wednesday nights and Sunday mass and class and nothing. I tried so hard, and just could not connect.

I see what humanity does and it doesn't give me hope, and so many heinous things I see are done in the name of God.

Faith is personal. I get it.

Yeah, the older I get the more difficult it becomes to connect. I go through periods where I tell myself to just pray, read the Bible, it will happen. But it's not from the heart, it's from the head and it is me working to believe. And then I realize I'm trying but not feeling it at a spiritual level.

Your crown chakra is more than likely blocked.

I wish more posters on this site had a blocked throat chakra.

I wish you and Fat Oak had cans of liquid foam boot stomped up your cunts the moment you two required your first bleeding sheds....

That is a rather violent image. There is something distinctly wrong with you.

Just practical....

Nobody would risk using their hands and arms.

You're intimidated by women that don't fall at your feet and fawn. Get used to it, cupcake, you're aging.

I'm only intimidated by women who could crush my feet in a fall.... like you, Two Cows Mooing....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Lmao @ cow thinking someone needs to earn her respect while she’s busy dissing Jesus cause he didn’t make her pretty

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Loving the way flea puts that fat slobbering cow in her place tho

 

[Breakfall]

God is a made-made construct. If God were real, she would’ve eliminated the plague that we know as humanity. Time will tell I guess…

Why does God need to be one of the biological sexes?

God is called long suffering and gracious BECAUSE He (God is referred to as a He because the father is intended to be the rock of the family and leader) didn't destroy humanity. Pretty much the entirety of scripture is saying the world is a sinful and distorted mess that is on numbered days before it's made new.

Mother Nature I guess…and I was brought into this world by a female. Even the male body is an extension of a female biological blueprint.

I am more inclined to think that our planet was seeded by a very advanced inter-galactic species: aliens if you will. I honestly don’t because a God would sit by idle while a single species fucks over the entire planet.

Well God created nature and is the source of both male and female. He is both male and female and neither. Each are part of His image. (What I believe based on scripture and who/what God is).

So if we were seeded from aliens.....who made the aliens?

God is a man-made construct…like supernatural entities. It’s all poppycock and fables. Subservient common folk are easy to handle. This goes right back to the year dot.

 

[Breakfall]

Fuck God and fuck Jesus. No strike that…Jesus was a bisexual rockstar, he’d probably enjoy a right buggering if we could raise him from the dead. Lol

 

[Breakfall]

Before you happy-clappers start weeping and wailing, would you have preferred that I use God’s children instead, to be better justified:
Hitler and Stalin…or Idi Amin and Gaddafi perhaps?

 

[LotusBud]

For me?

I used to be a gangbanger in the ghettos of NYC.. running with some of the most Notorious Gangs Including Latin Kings and had affiliations with Zulu Nation and other smaller yet equally vicious gangs of the time.

I won't get into specifics but I did some pretty awful shit in my day which included armed robbery, violent assaults and even... well.. we won't get into specifics

But then at around 23 years of age I found Jesus and he turned my life around and made me into the kind of morally sound, successful man I am today.

What has Jesus done for you?

You found Jesus? I don't think so. Jesus does not believe in hate. Pretty sure he's pissed the fuck off at you and the way you spread hate.

If you, Biggie, are an actual Christian, then Christianity is fucking worthless.

 

[LotusBud]

God is a made-made construct. If God were real, she would’ve eliminated the plague that we know as humanity. Time will tell I guess…

Why does God need to be one of the biological sexes?

God is called long suffering and gracious BECAUSE He (God is referred to as a He because the father is intended to be the rock of the family and leader) didn't destroy humanity. Pretty much the entirety of scripture is saying the world is a sinful and distorted mess that is on numbered days before it's made new.

God is called 'he' because of patriarchy. Women have been rocks of the family and leaders for time immemorial. That is not the purview of men only.

 

[Frood]

God is a made-made construct. If God were real, she would’ve eliminated the plague that we know as humanity. Time will tell I guess…

Why does God need to be one of the biological sexes?

God is called long suffering and gracious BECAUSE He (God is referred to as a He because the father is intended to be the rock of the family and leader) didn't destroy humanity. Pretty much the entirety of scripture is saying the world is a sinful and distorted mess that is on numbered days before it's made new.

God is called 'he' because of patriarchy. Women have been rocks of the family and leaders for time immemorial. That is not the purview of men only.

Yet Eve was the first to break the only rule....

 

[LotusBud]

God is a made-made construct. If God were real, she would’ve eliminated the plague that we know as humanity. Time will tell I guess…

Why does God need to be one of the biological sexes?

God is called long suffering and gracious BECAUSE He (God is referred to as a He because the father is intended to be the rock of the family and leader) didn't destroy humanity. Pretty much the entirety of scripture is saying the world is a sinful and distorted mess that is on numbered days before it's made new.

God is called 'he' because of patriarchy. Women have been rocks of the family and leaders for time immemorial. That is not the purview of men only.

Yet Eve was the first to break the only rule....

Oh, so that makes all women bad? You are an idiot. I bet you, the biggest hater on the board, also call yourself a Christian.

 

[Breakfall]

God is a made-made construct. If God were real, she would’ve eliminated the plague that we know as humanity. Time will tell I guess…

Why does God need to be one of the biological sexes?

God is called long suffering and gracious BECAUSE He (God is referred to as a He because the father is intended to be the rock of the family and leader) didn't destroy humanity. Pretty much the entirety of scripture is saying the world is a sinful and distorted mess that is on numbered days before it's made new.

God is called 'he' because of patriarchy. Women have been rocks of the family and leaders for time immemorial. That is not the purview of men only.

Yet Eve was the first to break the only rule....

The serpent was supposed to represent Satan…I fucking bet you that it was the neighbour’s cock!

 

[Frood]

God is a made-made construct. If God were real, she would’ve eliminated the plague that we know as humanity. Time will tell I guess…

Why does God need to be one of the biological sexes?

God is called long suffering and gracious BECAUSE He (God is referred to as a He because the father is intended to be the rock of the family and leader) didn't destroy humanity. Pretty much the entirety of scripture is saying the world is a sinful and distorted mess that is on numbered days before it's made new.

God is called 'he' because of patriarchy. Women have been rocks of the family and leaders for time immemorial. That is not the purview of men only.

Yet Eve was the first to break the only rule....

Oh, so that makes all women bad? You are an idiot. I bet you, the biggest hater on the board, also call yourself a Christian.

I'm an agnostic but the Adam and Eve story transcends most if not all of the creation stories.

And beside..... how bigoted are YOU?

Men can be women and women can be men, innit?

 

[Frood]

God is a made-made construct. If God were real, she would’ve eliminated the plague that we know as humanity. Time will tell I guess…

Why does God need to be one of the biological sexes?

God is called long suffering and gracious BECAUSE He (God is referred to as a He because the father is intended to be the rock of the family and leader) didn't destroy humanity. Pretty much the entirety of scripture is saying the world is a sinful and distorted mess that is on numbered days before it's made new.

God is called 'he' because of patriarchy. Women have been rocks of the family and leaders for time immemorial. That is not the purview of men only.

Yet Eve was the first to break the only rule....

The serpent was supposed to represent Satan…I fucking bet you that it was the neighbour’s cock!

It was the tree of knowledge.... or sentience.

And why till this day medical knowledge is signified by serpents intertwined....

 

[Breakfall]

Eden…how symbolic.

 

[Frood]

Eden…how symbolic.

The story evolved from how humans didn't have a written history until very modern times and no framework to describe what initially happened.

But I've got no doubt that it was an alien intervention.

 

[Breakfall]

Up until I was 16 years old, my Protestant faith was pretty strong…that was until the day I read in the newspaper, that the local priest was arrested for paedophilia. Fucking true story…I shit you not!

A biblical fuck_up of a cliche’…