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How predictable that the world's first anal birth took place at a hospital in Oregon.
How predictable that the world's first anal birth took place at a hospital in Oregon.
Pauncho slaps some Steppenwolf in the cassette deck, and heads out on the highway!
Sad news to report Friends, the Taliban broke into Pauncho's Luxury Car Park and stole his wheels!
Pauncho slaps some Steppenwolf in the cassette deck, and heads out on the highway!
That car's so cute, I can put it in my tote bag after I get to my destination! I want one too!!!
Don't be jealous.
Pauncho slaps some Steppenwolf in the cassette deck, and heads out on the highway!
That car's so cute, I can put it in my tote bag after I get to my destination! I want one too!!!
Are you fucking kidding? You wouldn't even get a thigh in that....
Don't be jealous.
Pauncho slaps some Steppenwolf in the cassette deck, and heads out on the highway!
That car's so cute, I can put it in my tote bag after I get to my destination! I want one too!!!
Are you fucking kidding? You wouldn't even get a thigh in that....
Notice how I'm selective about who I "lash out" at? In other words, it's those who deserve it.
Were you at all concerned when you learned that you lack any Neanderthal DNA?Notice how I'm selective about who I "lash out" at? In other words, it's those who deserve it.
I couldn't begin to imagine the pain and humiliation of being dropped from boot camp over chronic bed wetting.Don't be jealous.
Pauncho slaps some Steppenwolf in the cassette deck, and heads out on the highway!
That car's so cute, I can put it in my tote bag after I get to my destination! I want one too!!!
Are you fucking kidding? You wouldn't even get a thigh in that....
He's a pretty angry guy, constantly lashing out. I wonder if he had a difficult childhood. Mean step-mom and step-sisters, scrubbing floors, only had mice and birds for friends, cried to sleep most nights, didn't get to go along with the family to the dance.
Gosh, what does that remind me of, dang. It will come to me!
I couldn't begin to imagine the pain and humiliation of being dropped from boot camp over chronic bed wetting.Don't be jealous.
Pauncho slaps some Steppenwolf in the cassette deck, and heads out on the highway!
That car's so cute, I can put it in my tote bag after I get to my destination! I want one too!!!
Are you fucking kidding? You wouldn't even get a thigh in that....
He's a pretty angry guy, constantly lashing out. I wonder if he had a difficult childhood. Mean step-mom and step-sisters, scrubbing floors, only had mice and birds for friends, cried to sleep most nights, didn't get to go along with the family to the dance.
Gosh, what does that remind me of, dang. It will come to me!
Notice how I'm selective about who I "lash out" at? In other words, it's those who deserve it.
"Deserve"? Who the fuck are you the Queen of Sheba, bitchass faggot?!
chronic bed wetting.
Notice how I'm selective about who I "lash out" at? In other words, it's those who deserve it.
"Deserve"? Who the fuck are you the Queen of Sheba, bitchass faggot?!
Are you having twinky withdrawal again? You aren't making any sense.
I couldn't begin to imagine the pain and humiliation of being dropped from boot camp over chronic bed wetting.Don't be jealous.
Pauncho slaps some Steppenwolf in the cassette deck, and heads out on the highway!
That car's so cute, I can put it in my tote bag after I get to my destination! I want one too!!!
Are you fucking kidding? You wouldn't even get a thigh in that....
He's a pretty angry guy, constantly lashing out. I wonder if he had a difficult childhood. Mean step-mom and step-sisters, scrubbing floors, only had mice and birds for friends, cried to sleep most nights, didn't get to go along with the family to the dance.
Gosh, what does that remind me of, dang. It will come to me!
Boot camp? He would never actually do anything to defend his motherland. He types online, yo.
you know you're worthless.
you know you're worthless.
You project a hell of a lot, don't you?
you know you're worthless.
You project a hell of a lot, don't you?
:Bump:you know you're worthless.
You project a hell of a lot, don't you?
you know you're worthless.
You project a hell of a lot, don't you?
Clearly you know I'm right. What have you accomplished in your life? Come on, impress me. I bet you study and research neurodegenerative diseases. Nope, that's not it. You're an accomplished cellist? You teach and research Artificial Intelligence at Stanford? You invented an app and made tens of millions? Wait no, I got it, you own a Michelin 2 star restaurant? No, not that either. Surely, you at least sell insurance and own your own little business. Run a great shop fixing cars in your small town? Manage a supermarket?
Thrall me with how full of worth you are! I'll wait.
[[[[[[[[[Crickets]]]]]]]]]:Bump:you know you're worthless.
You project a hell of a lot, don't you?
you know you're worthless.
You project a hell of a lot, don't you?
Clearly you know I'm right. What have you accomplished in your life? Come on, impress me. I bet you study and research neurodegenerative diseases. Nope, that's not it. You're an accomplished cellist? You teach and research Artificial Intelligence at Stanford? You invented an app and made tens of millions? Wait no, I got it, you own a Michelin 2 star restaurant? No, not that either. Surely, you at least sell insurance and own your own little business. Run a great shop fixing cars in your small town? Manage a supermarket?
Thrall me with how full of worth you are! I'll wait.
Well?!
Why exactly would I share that sort of PI on here?
Fucking Poarkzilla, the Commiefornian ex office worker who grew too fat to fit through the door and had to be laid off Lulz.
This again. Hot pink? Ok now you're clearly fantasising....
"Warm up"? Evidently you're not the sporty type. You mean a tracksuit, right?
Designer labels are king in Liverpool, always have been. If you didn't wear the latest brands in school you'd get terrorised by the other kids. So I guess that tradition rubbed off on me and still applies today.
I don't judge you for buying clothes in charity shops though, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
That’s a toe ring for her fat ass
Pauncho slaps some Steppenwolf in the cassette deck, and heads out on the highway!
That car's so cute, I can put it in my tote bag after I get to my destination! I want one too!!!
Are you fucking kidding? You wouldn't even get a thigh in that....
That’s a toe ring for her fat ass
Pauncho slaps some Steppenwolf in the cassette deck, and heads out on the highway!
That car's so cute, I can put it in my tote bag after I get to my destination! I want one too!!!
Are you fucking kidding? You wouldn't even get a thigh in that....
That’s a toe ring for her fat ass
Pauncho slaps some Steppenwolf in the cassette deck, and heads out on the highway!
That car's so cute, I can put it in my tote bag after I get to my destination! I want one too!!!
Are you fucking kidding? You wouldn't even get a thigh in that....
That was about as retarded as your receding hairline.
This again. Hot pink? Ok now you're clearly fantasising....
"Warm up"? Evidently you're not the sporty type. You mean a tracksuit, right?
Designer labels are king in Liverpool, always have been. If you didn't wear the latest brands in school you'd get terrorised by the other kids. So I guess that tradition rubbed off on me and still applies today.
I don't judge you for buying clothes in charity shops though, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Stop lying. You were wearing a baby blue top and a pink hat straight out of the 80's from the band Culture Club. Because the picture had degraded so very badly, it looked as though there may have been rhinestones on the head piece that you were wearing like a fucking flaming homo. If anyone is "fantasising" it's you, when you claim not to dress like a bisexual in his mid 40's.
"Track suit?" I've seen you. You're the fucking farthest thing from any kind of athlete. You think wearing a "track suit" colored powder blue makes you cool? WRONG! It makes you look like the biggest fucking dork on this fucking planet. Dullards who wear "track suits" are over the age of 40 and have some confusion as to their real real sexual identity. Hence your 1000's of homoerotic prose to other men with dicks. How many times can one man tell another man that he sucks cawk and is ghey?
So you claim that Adidas is a "designer label?" In which universe would you see an Adidas "track suit" share the runway with even the likes of Michael Korrs? There's nothing about you that screams "designer labels." If anything your wardrobe probably costs no more than 3 quid.
As for me "buying clothes in charity shops," that'll happen as soon as you prove to everyone here that you have more than one tooth in your head.
This again. Hot pink? Ok now you're clearly fantasising....
"Warm up"? Evidently you're not the sporty type. You mean a tracksuit, right?
Designer labels are king in Liverpool, always have been. If you didn't wear the latest brands in school you'd get terrorised by the other kids. So I guess that tradition rubbed off on me and still applies today.
I don't judge you for buying clothes in charity shops though, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Stop lying. You were wearing a baby blue top and a pink hat straight out of the 80's from the band Culture Club. Because the picture had degraded so very badly, it looked as though there may have been rhinestones on the head piece that you were wearing like a fucking flaming homo. If anyone is "fantasising" it's you, when you claim not to dress like a bisexual in his mid 40's.
"Track suit?" I've seen you. You're the fucking farthest thing from any kind of athlete. You think wearing a "track suit" colored powder blue makes you cool? WRONG! It makes you look like the biggest fucking dork on this fucking planet. Dullards who wear "track suits" are over the age of 40 and have some confusion as to their real real sexual identity. Hence your 1000's of homoerotic prose to other men with dicks. How many times can one man tell another man that he sucks cawk and is ghey?
So you claim that Adidas is a "designer label?" In which universe would you see an Adidas "track suit" share the runway with even the likes of Michael Korrs? There's nothing about you that screams "designer labels." If anything your wardrobe probably costs no more than 3 quid.
As for me "buying clothes in charity shops," that'll happen as soon as you prove to everyone here that you have more than one tooth in your head.
I don't even know where to begin correcting this nonsense.
Pink hat and baby blue adidas tracksuit? Do you have a problem with your eyesight or at the time were you higher than Poark when she gets a whiff of Taco Bell? It was a Stone Island jumper, Google it, I doubt the soyboys in your libtarded city will have even heard of it.
You know, your language indicates that you're a bit of a mong. You most likely were a nerdy, awkward kid at school. I've picked up on this in the past. Who the fuck uses words like "Dullard" and "dork"? You speak like an 80's character from Saved By The Bell. What next, some classic Bart Simpson lines? How about "Don't have a cow maaaan!" Lulz.