@Rancid, I went to an "American" cafe

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I ordered a chicken sandwich on ciabatta bread. It had pineapple and some other nice things in it. Very tasty. But guess what was on top of everything?
 
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10 recs to anyone other than Rancid who guesses this first. Even if your posts are shit, I'll rec them. 10 of them.

I mean 5. I can't count to ten. I'll rec 5.
 

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Lets see, since you were prolly in SanFran Cisco, Im guessing dick shaped cheese pieces.

No way it was gravy, you're not South enough.
 

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I mention dick shaped cheese pieces, and look who literally showed up in less than 60 seconds ^^^^
 

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I bet it is avocado. Most of the grilled chicken ciabattas I see have bacon, cheese, avocado, lettuce, onion, and tomato. Usually the condiments are just mayo and mustard. One had optional Sriracha sauce.
 
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OMG. I love this thread.

I am in Portugal. The restaurant is called _______________'s American Cafe.
 

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Do they put Portuguese donut on top with a tooth pick or something?
 

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American cheese? It is probably going to be something lame like a pickle.