Random Facts About You

[TheHaze]

[QUOTE="chew the most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!, post:

I have seen a forklift rollover like that one.

[/QUOTE]

I seen a forklift go threw a window and take a 4 story fall at the old Planters Peanut plant in San Francisco- - - - - - -

 

[knife wielder]

I didn't completely abandon Facebook. It comes in handy to find pictures of sweaty fitness women. I just haven't been posting any status updates.

Be quiet, Iggy.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

My feet are always cold, they say cold hands warm heart, what about feet, cold feet warm ?

Try getting off your ass and do something !

Also cold feet is slang for being chicken shit- - - - - - -

Don’t need to do nothing, I’m fucking loaded.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I have a cool new port in my chest now - direct line to my big neck vein. Bring on dat chemo!

Installation was a breeze.

 

[TheHaze]

[QUOTE="Swamp-Duck, post: 29710, member:

Don’t need to do nothing, I’m fucking loaded.[/QUOTE]

Being high on drugs don't count :SmokeBreak3:

 

[Bastard Factory]

I like to drink from coconuts while lounging in a pool on vacation.

It's relaxing and the coconuts float.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

[QUOTE="Swamp-Duck, post: 29710, member:

Don’t need to do nothing, I’m fucking loaded.

Being high on drugs don't count :SmokeBreak3:[/QUOTE]

Oh ok, so being a fucked in the head baby killer does, weird logic but ok.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

When I was in the 4th grade we had a teacher from Russia and she was a tough bitch , she would call the lowest test score students up to the front of the class and berate them for 15 minutes. I couldn't add 2 +2 and get it right , math was like Greek to me. So needless to say on Math quiz day I always had the pleasure of standing before her and the class. Myself and 3 other low scoring friends had a brilliant plan...make snow balls in the winter freeze them , break em out on the last day of school and bomb the shit outta her car ( we were walkers )We bombed her like the Japs hit Pearl Harbor , dented her old Rambler up and we got thru the summer as bad ass motherfuckers!!! Well first day of 5th grade we get called to Mrs Zelniks class room , in each corner was a shit load of dry navy beans ...we kneeled on them fuckers most of the day.:facepalm:

 

[TheHaze]

[QUOTE="Swamp-Duck, post:

Oh ok, so being a fucked in the head baby killer does, weird logic but ok.[/QUOTE]

Baby killer,where did you get that shit from ???

 

[Ice]

I have never eaten a Taco but I love a good Moose steak.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Tacos rule, bro.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

[QUOTE="Swamp-Duck, post:

Oh ok, so being a fucked in the head baby killer does, weird logic but ok.

Baby killer,where did you get that shit from ???[/QUOTE]

Same place they sell chicken shit.

 

[TheHaze]

[QUOTE="Swamp-Duck, post:

Oh ok, so being a fucked in the head baby killer does, weird logic but ok.

Baby killer,where did you get that shit from ???

Same place they sell chicken shit.[/QUOTE]

Are you thinking about my store ?

 

[Big Sexy]

I am a triplet

There is three of us

 

[TheHaze]

I am a triplet

There is three of us

That's nice- - - - -so where are those pictures of the wife you said you would post ?

 

[skinofevil]

In my late teens / early 20s I had a pretty decent run of luck with a life of crime. No drugs, no violence. Never got caught.

 

[Wootie]

I'm obsessed with magic.

 

[Jeannie]

i applied 2 'naked & afraid' on a dare, was called, passed the interview but then chickened out and this woman took my place

 

[TheHaze]

I remember her and her crying about missing her kids and drop out and just to bad cause she had a nice looking ass.

For the life of me don,t know why anyone would want to go on that show ???

PS-PM me some pictures of you naked so I can see what I am missing- - - - - - - -

 

[chew the fat]

I've been in touch with Discovery and I have applied for a job in wardrobe on Naked and Afraid.

I emailed their HR department my very detailed CV and my extensive experience and knowledge with female fashion.

I also sent them my Linkedin to show them all my previous work places in television production.

I think the fact that I'm willing to work for free might be a bonus for me.

My interview is scheduled for 2025.

 

[THROB]

I have been unemployed for 21 months now.
6 felonies and nobody wants to give a fuck

 

[Vile_Vixen]

I have at least five dreams every night

 

[Scott]

I have at least five dreams every night

Put a nicotine patch on you arm before you sleep and you'll have only one dream but you'll never forget it.

 

[Scott]

i applied 2 'naked & afraid' on a dare, was called, passed the interview but then chickened out and this woman took my place

I'm amazed you entertained the idea as long as you did because you HAD to know you weren't ever gonna go through with it lol.
Her last line was a doozy and just reconfirmed you made the right decision. :rightON:

 

[Vile_Vixen]

I have at least five dreams every night

Put a nicotine patch on you arm before you sleep and you'll have only one dream but you'll never forget it.

Actually I typically wake up after every dream. So I remember them all....lately I’m always far away from where I want to be

It’s ironic since this pretty much sums up how I’m feeling during consciousness lately

 

[MasterBlaster]

I learned about that patch and sleeping. It was like I dropped acid or some shit.

 

[knife wielder]

I don't care much for dine-in restaurants.

 

[knife wielder]

I don't like the noisy, crowded in environment.

 

[knife wielder]

I get nervous and feel like puking when I see a good looking waitress.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I learned about that patch and sleeping. It was like I dropped acid or some shit.