Random Facts About You

I’m glad I’m Scottish, wouldn’t ask to be in any other skin!

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Loch Lomond
 
When I see a pair of pretty blue eyes peeking out from beneath the burka, I feel like putting a sledgehammer through the slot.
 
While I'm confessing things I'm not especially proud of..
When I go swimming in the great white shark infested waters off Montauk Point, Long Island, I can ALWAYS be found in proximity to a fat, lumbering (slow) swimmer just in case I see a fin break the surface and close on my position.
 
I must, I was smart enough not to deal dope and get busted out of the service, you stupid cunt lol.
 
I can't stand all the Bi Race comercials on TV they are cramming down our throat !
 
I cut the fuck out of my finger at work last night. Dropped a box cutter, caught it like a dumbass instead of letting it hit the ground. Not deep enough to warrant stitches but I was debating, it soaked through two bandaids. It doesn’t hurt too bad right now but I know it will when I switch the bandaid and wash it again. Shit sucks.
 
I cut the fuck out of my finger at work last night. Dropped a box cutter, caught it like a dumbass instead of letting it hit the ground. Not deep enough to warrant stitches but I was debating, it soaked through two bandaids. It doesn’t hurt too bad right now but I know it will when I switch the bandaid and wash it again. Shit sucks.

Oh man, I did that a few months ago, cut down into the fingernail. Yeah sucked pulling the bandage off lol, just keep it clean and wrapped for a few days, while changing the bandage every day.
 
I cut the fuck out of my finger at work last night. Dropped a box cutter, caught it like a dumbass instead of letting it hit the ground. Not deep enough to warrant stitches but I was debating, it soaked through two bandaids. It doesn’t hurt too bad right now but I know it will when I switch the bandaid and wash it again. Shit sucks.
My hands and fingers are dry and cracked as fuck. It hurts like hell to wash things in the sink at work.