I've seen that one before and thought it was either fake or on steroids lol. A pitbull/lab mix is nice, like a labrador that can kill, and then go to retrieve the shovel for you so you can bury the body.
I hate green bell peppers and just spent a couple minutes picking them off a DiGiorno Supreme frozen pizza before putting it in the oven. Also, I eat WAY too many frozen pizzas. And I almost always put a healthy sprinkle of Old Bay on them before I throw them in the oven. It's like quick and easy soul food for me. A couple or five or so drops of hot sauce on a slice is a nice added touch of flavor, as well.
I've been collecting black americana for years I have one favorite item I always hunt for , I actually found an 1890's framed lithograph it's now proudly hanging in my den , I have many versions from post cards to calendars near as I can tell it's called " Honeyed Kiss "