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TheHaze

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I don’t have one clock in my house, I gathered them all up a few years ago and took them to a charity shop, life is much less stressful when your not clock watching and timing yourself.
I have clocks in every room(except the bathrooms) including the garage and 3 just in my bedroom but never wear one- - - - - - -

 

Swamp-Duck

There are only so many tomorrow’s
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I don’t have one clock in my house, I gathered them all up a few years ago and took them to a charity shop, life is much less stressful when your not clock watching and timing yourself.
Do you cover the time on any of your cell phones and computer?
If I have to be somewhere I look at my phone, otherwise time can fuck itself.
 

Gyroscope

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Apparently there was some Facebook leak recently where they could see all the photos on your phone. Oh well, I hope they like dick pics.
 

Swamp-Duck

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My feet are always cold, they say cold hands warm heart, what about feet, cold feet warm ?
 

TheHaze

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My feet are always cold, they say cold hands warm heart, what about feet, cold feet warm ?
Try getting off your ass and do something !

Also cold feet is slang for being chicken shit- - - - - - -
 

chew the fat

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I have a forklift license.

I very rarely use it.

I have never hit any shelving etc like you see on YouTube.

I have seen a forklift rollover like that one.

 

TheHaze

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[QUOTE="chew the fat, post:

I have seen a forklift rollover like that one.

[/QUOTE]

I seen a forklift go threw a window and take a 4 story fall at the old Planters Peanut plant in San Francisco- - - - - - -
 

knife wielder

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I didn't completely abandon Facebook. It comes in handy to find pictures of sweaty fitness women. I just haven't been posting any status updates.

Be quiet, Iggy.
 

Swamp-Duck

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MasterBlaster

I hit stuff real hard
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I have a cool new port in my chest now - direct line to my big neck vein. Bring on dat chemo!

Installation was a breeze.
 

TheHaze

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[QUOTE="Swamp-Duck, post: 29710, member:

Don’t need to do nothing, I’m fucking loaded.[/QUOTE]

Being high on drugs don't count :SmokeBreak3:
 

Bastard Factory

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I like to drink from coconuts while lounging in a pool on vacation.

It's relaxing and the coconuts float.
 

Swamp-Duck

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[QUOTE="Swamp-Duck, post: 29710, member:

Don’t need to do nothing, I’m fucking loaded.
Being high on drugs don't count :SmokeBreak3:[/QUOTE]

Oh ok, so being a fucked in the head baby killer does, weird logic but ok.
 

Mr. Whipple

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When I was in the 4th grade we had a teacher from Russia and she was a tough bitch , she would call the lowest test score students up to the front of the class and berate them for 15 minutes. I couldn't add 2 +2 and get it right , math was like Greek to me. So needless to say on Math quiz day I always had the pleasure of standing before her and the class. Myself and 3 other low scoring friends had a brilliant plan...make snow balls in the winter freeze them , break em out on the last day of school and bomb the shit outta her car ( we were walkers )We bombed her like the Japs hit Pearl Harbor , dented her old Rambler up and we got thru the summer as bad ass motherfuckers!!! Well first day of 5th grade we get called to Mrs Zelniks class room , in each corner was a shit load of dry navy beans ...we kneeled on them fuckers most of the day.:facepalm:
 

TheHaze

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[QUOTE="Swamp-Duck, post:

Oh ok, so being a fucked in the head baby killer does, weird logic but ok.[/QUOTE]

Baby killer,where did you get that shit from ???
 
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