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Mr. Whipple

brilliantly insane
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my bro in law has been in the fish business for a few decades , he was cleaning a mess of fish ...the guy is amazingly fast ! anyhow he eventually sliced his index finger clean off with his knife ....it hit the floor , they bagged it iced it and they went to the ER ..they reattached it ...not a great job but hey wtf..it was about 1/2 " shorter than before ..it was useable , when he pointed it at you , it always did the fucking " loop de loop " constant circular motion ...btw he didn't have insurance at the time :Scream:


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Ice

Cold as Ice
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I cut the fuck out of my finger at work last night. Dropped a box cutter, caught it like a dumbass instead of letting it hit the ground. Not deep enough to warrant stitches but I was debating, it soaked through two bandaids. It doesn’t hurt too bad right now but I know it will when I switch the bandaid and wash it again. Shit sucks.
My hands and fingers are dry and cracked as fuck. It hurts like hell to wash things in the sink at work.

O' Keeffe's Working Hands cream works great.
 

MasterBlaster

Rest In Peace Boyd
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Since I've lost my hair the tops of my ears are stuck to my skull when I get outta bed in the morning. I pop em back out and I'm good to go!!!
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
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I fell off of a 85 foot cliff and at the time was the 3rd person to do so and only one who live- - - - - - - -
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
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I took a piss off of the Golden Gate Bridge- - - - - -




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Oliver Shagnasty

Honky Tonk Nigger
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I've never taken an IQ test.
I'm afraid to then I probably won't be able to call myself a genius anymore.