Random Facts About You

[MasterBlaster]

When I was a tree climber I kept Celox in my toolbox. The shit really works.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

my bro in law has been in the fish business for a few decades , he was cleaning a mess of fish ...the guy is amazingly fast ! anyhow he eventually sliced his index finger clean off with his knife ....it hit the floor , they bagged it iced it and they went to the ER ..they reattached it ...not a great job but hey wtf..it was about 1/2 " shorter than before ..it was useable , when he pointed it at you , it always did the fucking " loop de loop " constant circular motion ...btw he didn't have insurance at the time :Scream:

 

[Ice]

I cut the fuck out of my finger at work last night. Dropped a box cutter, caught it like a dumbass instead of letting it hit the ground. Not deep enough to warrant stitches but I was debating, it soaked through two bandaids. It doesn’t hurt too bad right now but I know it will when I switch the bandaid and wash it again. Shit sucks.

My hands and fingers are dry and cracked as fuck. It hurts like hell to wash things in the sink at work.

O' Keeffe's Working Hands cream works great.

 

[knife wielder]

I don't like troublemakers.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Since I've lost my hair the tops of my ears are stuck to my skull when I get outta bed in the morning. I pop em back out and I'm good to go!!!

 

[knife wielder]

I don't like troublemakers who call non-troublemakers troublemakers.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

I’m still waiting to hit the lottery :SmokeBreak2:

 

[Dageaux]

I’m still waiting to hit the lottery :SmokeBreak2:

Me too

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I grew up in a house, but my old dears was pikies.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Crikey!

 

[TheHaze]

I'm a lover not a fighter.

Tell us about what happen with your girl friend- - - - - - - -

 

[Scooter]

O' Keeffe's Working Hands cream works great.

I actually saw a misplaced pack of this at the store a couple days ago and thought 'hmmm, maybe i should give it a try.'

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Cheeseburgers are my fav home grilled only though.

 

[knife wielder]

random fact

 

[MasterBlaster]

So, who wants to

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to win a lanyard? HA.

My people love me!

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I've always lived on the even numbered side of a street , never lived in an apartment complex

 

[TheHaze]

I fell off of a 85 foot cliff and at the time was the 3rd person to do so and only one who live- - - - - - - -

 

[Helfire1978]

I planned my own death and my kids approve :LOL2:

 

[MasterBlaster]

I haven't, yet.

 

[Helfire1978]

I haven't, yet.

Base jumping, cave of swallows in Mexico (without the parachute of course).
:Awesome2:

 

[TheHaze]

I took a piss off of the Golden Gate Bridge- - - - - -

 

[MasterBlaster]

I've passed under it 19 times.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

the majority of clothing I own is black...

 

[Damaged Maven]

I bought my mum a house, but I didn't buy her a headstone.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I didn’t go to my fathers funeral and have never visited his grave.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I piss in a chamberpot at night to keep from walking so far to the bathroom.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I am a genius.

 

[MasterBlaster]

My IQ tested at 145 about 20 years ago.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I've never taken an IQ test.
I'm afraid to then I probably won't be able to call myself a genius anymore.

 

[TheHaze]

My IQ tested at 145 about 20 years ago.

My IQ was high enough to keep me out of the Infantry !