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Blazor

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I just realized Im still driving the same vehicle since I first joined forums back in 2006 lol. Where has the time went.
 

Seamajor

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Never feels like Christmas. Kinda sad
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.
 

Blazor

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Oh dang, thats a lot of time setting up cards lol.
 

SHAMPAIN

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The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.
Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.
Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...
Oh, fuck off, you fucking fuck.
 

SHAMPAIN

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Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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SHAMPAIN

Cocky Bastard
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The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.
Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...
Oh, fuck off, you fucking fuck.
Calm down ffs...
You started it,
Started what? Act your age
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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I've always had a thing for Vanna White. I asked her to prom in 1975, but she turned me down... for obvious reasons.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
Elite Bastards
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The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.
Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...
Oh, fuck off, you fucking fuck.
Calm down ffs...
You started it,
Started what? Act your age
I started with your mum, but she was a frigid bitch and a bit psychotic. I asked your da what he saw in her, and he said something about a cum dumpster and the family lineage, then fell on the floor sobbing about the fruit of his loins being such a disappointment. All very sad, really.
 

SHAMPAIN

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The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.
Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...
Oh, fuck off, you fucking fuck.
Calm down ffs...
You started it,
Started what? Act your age
I started with your mum, but she was a frigid bitch and a bit psychotic. I asked your da what he saw in her, and he said something about a cum dumpster and the family lineage, then fell on the floor sobbing about the fruit of his loins being such a disappointment. All very sad, really.
:doink1:
 
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