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Swamp-Duck

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Matt Smith

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I once had to kick Lee Trevino and Chi Chi Rodriguez out of a bar at 7am so they could make their tee time.
 

Oerdin

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I squeezed out a big old shit and now my butt hurts. More like inflammation or being stretched too much. It was quite the hard turd which had been building up for a day or two. I am starting to dislike this middle aged crap.
 

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I once ate two lobsters, 3 dozen clams, a whitefish basket (with chips), the rest of my sister's linguine marinara, the rest of a brother's shrimp scampi, and the rest of another brother's largely uneaten escargot, then proceeded to get piss out of both ends fall down seafood poisoning for days and ended up stealing garbage bags out of the Cape May Coast Guard while another brother's graduation ceremony was happening.

I crawled into the rental and inside the garbage bags and passed out for hours in my own effluent.
 

Swamp-Duck

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I squeezed out a big old shit and now my butt hurts. More like inflammation or being stretched too much. It was quite the hard turd which had been building up for a day or two. I am starting to dislike this middle aged crap.
Just wait, it gets worse...
 

Blazor

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I once ate two lobsters, 3 dozen clams, a whitefish basket (with chips), the rest of my sister's linguine marinara, the rest of a brother's shrimp scampi, and the rest of another brother's largely uneaten escargot, then proceeded to get piss out of both ends fall down seafood poisoning for days and ended up stealing garbage bags out of the Cape May Coast Guard while another brother's graduation ceremony was happening.

I crawled into the rental and inside the garbage bags and passed out for hours in my own effluent.

WOW!!!

Didnt know ya could get seafood poisoning. I love seafood.
 

Blazor

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I squeezed out a big old shit and now my butt hurts. More like inflammation or being stretched too much. It was quite the hard turd which had been building up for a day or two. I am starting to dislike this middle aged crap.
Just wait, it gets worse...

Ugh, Im gonna hate it when I cant hike mountains anymore. My knee was acting up this past weekend from a big hike.

At least I know my pecker will still work, my 3x grandad was still making kids til he was almost 80 :Grin3:
 

Frood

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I once ate two lobsters, 3 dozen clams, a whitefish basket (with chips), the rest of my sister's linguine marinara, the rest of a brother's shrimp scampi, and the rest of another brother's largely uneaten escargot, then proceeded to get piss out of both ends fall down seafood poisoning for days and ended up stealing garbage bags out of the Cape May Coast Guard while another brother's graduation ceremony was happening.

I crawled into the rental and inside the garbage bags and passed out for hours in my own effluent.

WOW!!!

Didnt know ya could get seafood poisoning. I love seafood.

I had been trapped in the Midwest for a few years and couldn't control myself near so much supposedly fresh seafood...
 

Blazor

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I once ate two lobsters, 3 dozen clams, a whitefish basket (with chips), the rest of my sister's linguine marinara, the rest of a brother's shrimp scampi, and the rest of another brother's largely uneaten escargot, then proceeded to get piss out of both ends fall down seafood poisoning for days and ended up stealing garbage bags out of the Cape May Coast Guard while another brother's graduation ceremony was happening.

I crawled into the rental and inside the garbage bags and passed out for hours in my own effluent.

WOW!!!

Didnt know ya could get seafood poisoning. I love seafood.

I had been trapped in the Midwest for a few years and couldn't control myself near so much supposedly fresh seafood...

I totally get that! I love some seafood. Mixed with tacos.... amazing lol.

One place I go, I get the El Trio, its a shrimp taco, a fried fish taco, and a scallop taco. The scallop taco is the best.
 

Oerdin

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I squeezed out a big old shit and now my butt hurts. More like inflammation or being stretched too much. It was quite the hard turd which had been building up for a day or two. I am starting to dislike this middle aged crap.
Just wait, it gets worse...

I have heard some middle aged men talk about sitting on their own balls. I am just glad nothing like that has ever happened.