Random Facts About You

[Master Pu]

I hate cookies, cakes, and donuts.

Too bad, you're missing a lot of joy in your life

But I look magnificent...so....

I find that hard to believe. Would you care to share a picture?

his feet look very nice, his face is only ok looking.

You're a foot man though...

She knows feminine feets when she sees them.

 

[Q]

Knows I’ll keep her in the basement

The basement in your Costa Rican house? I don't think you have a basement there

 

[Seamajor]

Knows I’ll keep her in the basement

The basement in your Costa Rican house? I don't think you have a basement there

Pretty sharp amigo. Lets make it the master br. Kay?

 

[Q]

Knows I’ll keep her in the basement

The basement in your Costa Rican house? I don't think you have a basement there

Pretty sharp amigo. Lets make it the master br. Kay?

Are you sure you want her there? She used to be pretty sexy, but living with Donny made her old... Something I can imagine... Must be hard to live with him. Poor Melania

 

[Matt Smith]

I like my burgers done medium well

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Matt Smith]

I have never owned an apple product.

 

[Bastard Factory]

I'm 50 fucking years old today. :Perfecto:

 

[Dove]

I was born left handed, but was forced to use my right hand in the Penecostal school I attended from Kinder to 7th grade. It was a fucking nightmare and I feel I was abused because of it.

I now use both hands with the same ease.

 

[X]

I'm 50 fucking years old today. :Perfecto:

Happy Birthday yeh old fuck (:

I turned the big five O this past summer
It's a privilege to grow older my friend not granted to all .
plus if you're hot ! ... the older hawt woman who are sick of the usual fat bald men treat you like a God

 

[Q]

I'm 50 fucking years old today. :Perfecto:

Congratulations! :rightON:

 

[Blazor]

I'm 50 fucking years old today. :Perfecto:

Congratulations BF, you are one year closer to death, but Happy Birthday! lol

May the candles on your cake, burn like cities in your wake, but Happy Birthday!

:Cheers::Cheers::Cheers:

 

[Seamajor]

Happy BD BF. Age is just a number

 

[The Countess]

I'm 50 fucking years old today. :Perfecto:

Happiest Birthday wishes @Bastard Factory

 

[Matt Smith]

I cut my toenails with scissors.

 

[The Countess]

I’m a force to be reckoned with.

 

[RAVEN]

This place has turned into a political junk yard :(

 

[Admin.]

When I was jung, dum and full of come, I once almost choked to death on a health food additive.

 

[RAVEN]

Oops.. I thought this was the random thoughts thread .. sorry :Grin3:

 

[Reggie_Essent]

When I was jung, dum and full of come, I once almost choked to death on a health food additive.

That doesn't surprise me. Was it one of those protein powders or something weird like ashwaganda or pygeum?

 

[Admin.]

When I was jung, dum and full of come, I once almost choked to death on a health food additive.

That doesn't surprise me. Was it one of those protein powders or something weird like ashwaganda or pygeum?

Yes Bhodisattva it was brewers yeast, how did you know?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

When I was jung, dum and full of come, I once almost choked to death on a health food additive.

Negro sperm is not a health food additive.

Just sayin

 

[Matt Smith]

I like putting lettuce on my PB and J sandwiches.

 

[Frood]

I like hot lettuce cooked in spicey beef juices...

 

[realgrimm]

Im a "lone wolf" type

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[Breakfall]

I like hot lettuce cooked in spicey beef juices...

I do that with spaghetti bolognese. Just line the plate or bowl with lettuce before laying on the spaghetti and bolognese sauce. It’s a beautiful combination, specially when the lettuce gets coated in juices.
:rightON:

 

[The Countess]

This place has turned into a political junk yard :(

It won’t get any better either

 

[Matt Smith]

I like chunky peanut butter better than creamy.

 

[Murdy]

I’m like a superhero... and men are kryptonite.

 

[Matt Smith]

Russian Strippers are my kryptonite.