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Matt Smith

Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
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I once met Kate Hudson at a bar in a tiny town called Port Carling. Bought her a drink. I was 16.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Q

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Oh man... he would be the PERFECT sidekick to pickup women....
We pickup one each and then he confesses he is gay and I will get both :LOL4:

@Swamp-Duck do you have a cute friend for @Seamajor and me? ;-)
 

Matt Smith

Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
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I have broken my nose 8 times. 6 times from Ice Hockey, 1 time from falling off the jungle gym, and once from going off a gigantic wave on a Sea Doo.
 

Blazor

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Yes I admit it..



Hahaha, funny tune, and good video.

DUDE! Girl to the right of him at 30 seconds creepily looks like my last wife lol.

Ya know, I still have that 3some chop of you, with your belly button being an outie lolol. And the one with you spinning on a pole lolol.
 

Blazor

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Yes I admit it..



Hahaha, funny tune, and good video.

DUDE! Girl to the right of him at 30 seconds creepily looks like my last wife lol.


She looks pretty good. Have any nude pics of her?

Asking for a friend.:LMAO:


Lol, nah. She died before the whole digital selfie shit. Though, I do have some old pics that Im sure the developer was mortified of back around '93 lol.
 

Matt Smith

Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
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I love sleeping in the cold. But socal is so fucking hot right now. It shouldn't be like this in October.
 

Blurt

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Random fact: Cisco Gene once met Randy Quaid and wife in Justine Bateman's brother's bookshop.

Post-conspiracy small talk only. Intellectual pillow fight.
 

Blazor

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