Random Facts About You
- Thread starter CorsetKat
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I like to burn things down
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I enjoy using a pocket watch.
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- De donde me da la gana.
I often fall asleep with my reading glasses on and my e-reader by the wayside...
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- Down by the seashore.
Do you ever think sometimes that maybe there's more to life than being really ridiculously good looking?
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Now that I’m well into middle age, I’m learning to recognize the things that deserve my time and energy and waste less on the things that don’t. I’m learning to accept myself and others as they are. I have less shame in admitting my faults and character flaws, and I’m no longer allowed unsupervised visits to Guitar Center.
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I’m not supposed to eat meat, but when I do, I like to eat it almost raw…and that goes for the other white meat too.
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The 'skin flute'?
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Yoo wanna suck my whaaaa?
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I have dexterity in my fingers…ladies love it! 
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not everything is about yoo
I am a scared human at this point ..
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Oh my bad. Does the rice have traces of white oleander in it?
not everything is about yoo
I am a scared human at this point ..
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- De donde me da la gana.
I have dexterity in my fingers…ladies love it!
But can they find a woman's g spot?
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Why of course! But I prefer to do that with my tongue…naturally.I have dexterity in my fingers…ladies love it!
But can they find a woman's g spot?
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I sometimes post real pictures of girls on transSubreddits so that trannies might kill themselves!
Why of course! But I prefer to do that with my tongue…naturally.I have dexterity in my fingers…ladies love it!
But can they find a woman's g spot?
And I can do with my tongue what you can do with your fingers.
I can pitch, yaw, and roll my tongue. Also, I can do 180°s with my tongue. From the left and from the right.
Plus, I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue... and that's no easy task with the nose I've got.
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Interesting. I can do most of that except deep probing unfortunately. I was born tongue-tied, as in the frenulum beneath my tongue extended all the way to the tip. The doctor snipped part of it away with scissors so I wouldn’t lisp. I was going to snip more away, until I realised that the added skin allows me to laterally spread my tongue very wide. I found that to be more advantageous being a masterful cunnilinguist. LolWhy of course! But I prefer to do that with my tongue…naturally.I have dexterity in my fingers…ladies love it!
But can they find a woman's g spot?
And I can do with my tongue what you can do with your fingers.
I can pitch, yaw, and roll my tongue. Also, I can do 180°s with my tongue. From the left and from the right.
Plus, I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue... and that's no easy task with the nose I've got.
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- De donde me da la gana.
*gulps*
Interesting. I can do most of that except deep probing unfortunately. I was born tongue-tied, as in the frenulum beneath my tongue extended all the way to the tip. The doctor snipped part of it away with scissors so I wouldn’t lisp. I was going to snip more away, until I realised that the added skin allows me to laterally spread my tongue very wide. I found that to be more advantageous being a masterful cunnilinguist. LolWhy of course! But I prefer to do that with my tongue…naturally.I have dexterity in my fingers…ladies love it!
But can they find a woman's g spot?
And I can do with my tongue what you can do with your fingers.
I can pitch, yaw, and roll my tongue. Also, I can do 180°s with my tongue. From the left and from the right.
Plus, I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue... and that's no easy task with the nose I've got.
Oh yeah?
Well I can make my tongue flicker faster than a hummingbird's wings! I can also curl it into the shape of a butterfly (or a frog, depending on who you ask).
So there!
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when I was much younger I could chug a 12oz beer in under 7 seconds.
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I can spread my tongue so wide that if I have her on her side, I can lick her pussy, her perineum and her arsehole in one lick! True story!
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Nice. I can roll my tongue into a straw and suck her juices like a dentist assistant’s saliva vacuum thingy-meh-jig! I also like to emphasise the draw like drinking the dregs of a soda pop. Ssssssssslllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrp!Interesting. I can do most of that except deep probing unfortunately. I was born tongue-tied, as in the frenulum beneath my tongue extended all the way to the tip. The doctor snipped part of it away with scissors so I wouldn’t lisp. I was going to snip more away, until I realised that the added skin allows me to laterally spread my tongue very wide. I found that to be more advantageous being a masterful cunnilinguist. LolWhy of course! But I prefer to do that with my tongue…naturally.I have dexterity in my fingers…ladies love it!
But can they find a woman's g spot?
And I can do with my tongue what you can do with your fingers.
I can pitch, yaw, and roll my tongue. Also, I can do 180°s with my tongue. From the left and from the right.
Plus, I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue... and that's no easy task with the nose I've got.
Oh yeah?
Well I can make my tongue flicker faster than a hummingbird's wings! I can also curl it into the shape of a butterfly (or a frog, depending on who you ask).
So there!
- Messages
- 23,464
- Location
- Halfway Up Ben Nevis
I drink 1.75L of full fat Coca-Cola every day religiously...
