Random Thoughts Thread

[Damaged Maven]

I'm retired, and I'm glad and happy. But it's 06:00 and all the shipyard guys are headed to work, and I wish I was too.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

 

[Damaged Maven]

There's a bird nest in the eaves of my porch. It's been there for years, but there have been no renters.

 

[Damaged Maven]

My $3 porch chair became fed up with my fat ass. The welds failed all at once, and the seat separated from the legs. The bad part is I tumbled on my ass. The good part is I didn't tumble through the window.

 

[Damaged Maven]

I thought there was as bit of fog this morning, but then I wiped my glasses.

 

[knife wielder]

ooooooooooooo

 

[MasterBlaster]

And the troll is back to spamming threads.

 

[knife wielder]

I had a very bizarre dream this morning.

 

[MasterBlaster]

oooooooooooooooo

 

[knife wielder]

So bizarre it was more like a nightmare than a dream.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Nobody cares - no one's gonna ask you what it was... stop trying.

 

[Jeannie]

So bizarre it was more like a nightmare than a dream.

u dreamed u had a friend :)))) who said he is not your friend anymore ='0
and then u woke up

 

[knife wielder]

Yeah it was kind of horrible. Gory and violent. And sad.

 

[Jeannie]

Yeah it was kind of horrible. Gory and violent. And sad.

that sounds interesting

but anyways i am wondering what sort of cold cuts 2 buy

 

[knife wielder]

Fortunately they don't happen often.

 

[knife wielder]

I must be getting some sort of PTSD from MB's horseshit reactions.

 

[Jeannie]

yea but the cashiers at walgreens gave u PTSD too

 

[knife wielder]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

no no no no noooooooooooo

 

[Damaged Maven]

The Goddess is mostly a kind, mild woman. She's going to see the Dumbo movie for the second time this week so she can cry. But she's been reading stories about serial killers all afternoon.

 

[Jeannie]

The Goddess is mostly a kind, mild woman. She's going to see the Dumbo movie for the second time this week so she can cry. But she's been reading stories about serial killers all afternoon.

who is the goddess?

 

[Damaged Maven]

The love of my life and my reason for living.

 

[Jeannie]

The love of my life and my reason for living.

oh okay. i thought u were talking about yourself in 3rd person lol

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Jfc, some people do enjoy a load of old mushy stuff.

 

[Damaged Maven]

I have a stalker.

 

[Damaged Maven]

I bought my first computer in 1997, ostensibly as a glorified typewriter. Armed with an AOL disc, a 1200 baud modem, and a lot of bourbon laced coffee, I started this innertube adventure, lying on the floor with keyboard and monitor. I've been a troll, a warrior, a geek, and I've learned a lot about myself and others. I met the Goddess on line, and I've have enjoyed many lasting friendships with dear souls worldwide.

I don't judge anyone based on a few thousand bytes on my screen, but I don't suffer assholes either.

 

[Jeannie]

wow a whole bs story lol
go eat a pork chop

 

[Damaged Maven]

Pork chops are the best! Quick fried in butter so there's a crusty, crispy goodness, with sauteed portobellos and steamed asparagus.... Now I'm hungry, and dinner isn't until 2100.

 

[MasterBlaster]

That's a mighty late dinner.

 

[Damaged Maven]

That's when the Goddess returns from that Dumbo movie... with an awesome grossburger and onion rings!

 

[Damaged Maven]

Seems that most of the "guests" are here to view the porn tabs... and they could do better elsewhere.