Random Thoughts

[Jeannie]

What would you do if your cat bit into your testicles while you were sleeping?

i suppose the first thing would be 2 shriek like a women

You have testicles ???

what i guessed wrong?

 

[Jeannie]

i drove an electric car this weekend but didnt like it, too quiet

 

[Mr. Whipple]

why do heavy woman grow goatees , shave the chin brush ffs

 

[Ice]

Awhile ago when I was giving someone rep I could only get the thumbs up icon. Well problem solved.

I was using Internet Explorer and it was fucked up. Now when I use Microsoft Edge all of the icons show up. :ThumbsUp2:

 

[Damaged Maven]

The shit that runs through your head when it's empty....
Floppy, Mopsy, Topsy, and Cottontail, four juvenile delinquent bunnies who were always fucking shit up until the shit got real, and they finally learned their lesson.

 

[Ice]

This is my 500th post.

Do I get a cookie or something?

 

[Jeannie]

This is my 500th post.

Do I get a cookie or something?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

i drove an electric car this weekend but didnt like it, too quiet

I had a test drive too, it reminded me of a toy car for kids lol, not for me.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

 

[Damaged Maven]

The bad thing about feeding the yard cats is that eventually the cockroaches find the foo too. The good thing is that cats love cockroaches. Circle of life.

 

[Scooter]

I listen to sports radio as background noise. I like that it's time for the Jim Rome show and he's on vacation and a guest host is filling-in.

 

[Damaged Maven]

It's the grand daughter's birthday today. She's a 4 year old perfect human. In a remarkable twist of fate, it's the daughter's birthday today. She's cool too. Four years ago she got the best pressie ever.

 

[rigor79]

blow holland up ..

 

[rigor79]

It's the grand daughter's birthday today. She's a 4 year old perfect human. In a remarkable twist of fate, it's the daughter's birthday today. She's cool too. Four years ago she got the best pressie ever.

congrats ! :)

 

[Damaged Maven]

It's the grand daughter's birthday today. She's a 4 year old perfect human. In a remarkable twist of fate, it's the daughter's birthday today. She's cool too. Four years ago she got the best pressie ever.

congrats ! :)

Thanks, but the daughter deserves the congratulations. She was the one who passed a bowling ball through a 1' hole.

 

[rigor79]

have fun bro .. and enjoy the day. :-)
long ago for me bowling

 

[shin]

Awhile ago when I was giving someone rep I could only get the thumbs up icon. Well problem solved.

I was using Internet Explorer and it was fucked up. Now when I use Microsoft Edge all of the icons show up. :ThumbsUp2:

Dude, on behalf of Bill Gates I'd like to welcome you to the 21st century.

Why were you using IE? Did your Netscape crash or something?

Let's see how long it takes you to get tired of Edge.

 

[shin]

Do uou ever think women with skinny legs who wear stiletto heels and tight pants want to be fucked up the ass real good, or is it just me?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I wonder how birds know how to stop, I mean going up .

 

[Seamajor]

Do mountains care?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Mountains don't have to care. They sprung from the earth like fucking Norse gods.

What is the mountain you climb?

 

[Seamajor]

Mt. Shasta.
Bought an awesome tied dyed T-shirt for $10.

 

[realgrimm]

wonder if this works

 

[Seamajor]

Possibly in Gods Heaven

 

[TheHaze]

It's to hot(104*)to go out and do anything - - - - - - - -

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Sirshitstains’ threads

 

[Seamajor]

What shall I do for the next 3 weeks?

 

[TheHaze]

What shall I do for the next 3 weeks?

Make hat's out of palm tree leaves and sell them at the beach- - - - - - - :SmokeBreak3:

 

[Damaged Maven]

Had a full ride physical exam today. Yes, Virginia, the good doctor and I had butt sexytiime. Dr. Brian said "It feels pretty good in there. I said "You're dog damn right it does!"

 

[Jeannie]

which one played doctor this time?