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Shampain???
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Your drunken shit has completely derailed that thread, I'm only doing the place you claim to love a service...
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The funniest thing is the lead singer saw we stage surfing over the crowd with two drinks in my hands. He said that it was the funniest thing ever, that I looked like Jesus Christ! True story.
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Listen buddy, carry on like you’re doing...and we are over!
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True as fucking paradise cunt!
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Do you want to test me Stephen?
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It's Steven and no, I'm sure I've heard it all before...
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Whatever the fuck dude...I’m Ryan. Don’t shit me or I’ll fucking break you boi!
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I'd fancy my chances IRL but it's the internet so just let it slide...
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You’re still serious?? That’s remarkable! How about I absolve you from your current status and make it my own? You won’t be “super moderator”...you feel?
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Your drunken mind "intertwingles" when people use BF, they're talking about Bastard Factory not you, you weren't even wanted here a while back but you seemed to chill but here you are again making an ass of yourself... Why dont you post my full name again and give me a fuckin excuse bad mam...
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Stephan Maloney! Lol
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You talk Moloney
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2day bender. Oooooooooooooh....
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yeah i thought so, you alright?
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I feel fuzzzy all over...strangely no headache. Had a jam session over the phone with the old owner that sold us the house last night. Got so stoned.
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I'm as guilty as any for drunken madness, I nearly lost it last night but clutched my mud and went to bed lol
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Have the liberals been behaving themselves, or still full of shit as per usual?
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Dunno, don't read them much...
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Lost it? In what sense? Don’t get caught up with relationship issue. That shit changes a man. And never allow a chick to steal your sperm to secretly fertilise their eggs! Bad news.
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Never in the history of Bastard Factory have we had to endure these liberal shit-stains. Creepy fuckers.
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I just got bad news and posted stuff I wound back, nothing new really...
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When all this shit blows over, you need to find a nice sort with an even temperament. Worked for me. Always went for the feisty ones in the past. Good for the bed, but not for the head over the long-run. Whiny and naggy just like @Flynn ...
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I'm no even interested in women the now, I hear ya though... I'll be alright...
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Japanese chicks are alright. Tight and bright and dynamite.
Hey? Could almost eat the turds from out of her arse!
Hey? Could almost eat the turds from out of her arse!
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Yeah man, East Asian girls are hot except the Viets and chinks...Japanese chicks are alright. Tight and bright and dynamite.
Hey? Could almost eat the turds from out of her arse!
Random question, you ever had weird shit happen in your house? I've been hearing the sound of movement on the couch when I'm in the kitchen at night and the living room lights been on in the morning when I get up... It's got me watching a lot of ghost videos and such... It's been happening for about a week now and I just fuck off to bed in fear lol
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Expansion and contraction in the beams? I don’t believe in ghosts or entities of sorts. Everything has logical reasoning. When people start talking about ghosts, I tend to discreetly distance myself from them. Then I repeat the words, “cuckoo-cuckoo”, in my head and a little bird pops out of a quaint German clock. LolYeah man, East Asian girls are hot except the Viets and chinks...Japanese chicks are alright. Tight and bright and dynamite.
Hey? Could almost eat the turds from out of her arse!
Random question, you ever had weird shit happen in your house? I've been hearing the sound of movement on the couch when I'm in the kitchen at night and the living room lights been on in the morning when I get up... It's got me watching a lot of ghost videos and such... It's been happening for about a week now and I just fuck off to bed in fear lol
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My couch is leather and it's the sound of movement on it, happened tonight and now I feel like pissing in a bottle rather than going through to the toilet... The light being on in the morning too, I've made a point of making sure it's off but it's been on a few times now...
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Hmmmmmmmm...I don’t suffer from the fear factor. But leather couches have a bit of post-movement because of the firmness of the leather. No buy into all the ghostly crap. Lol
