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Oi...have you seen that fuckwit @Super Chad lately? Fucking miserable little cunt innit? Fucking knob-jockey!
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Fuck knows, I've braved the toilet anyway with no drama lol later
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Hahahahahahaa...you never struck me as the sort to believe in the supernatural! Aren’t all you Scottish supposed to be tough as nails?
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If a ghostly entity decided to park it's transparent ass on your couch, I very much doubt it would make a noise LULZ.
As for the light, it could be just a loose cable or something.
As for the light, it could be just a loose cable or something.
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I tell ya, after that time I felt something walking up between my legs as I laid on the bed, then the covers started pulling off me, I KNEW they were real. Other things could of been explained, but not that. I wondered if it was a Succubus wantin' my cock hahaha.
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AAAAIIIIDDDDDSSSSEEEEEEE
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That's his fahget way of saying he's got me on ignore like a bitch...
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Ghosts and the like are possible, I mean sure there's plenty of hoax type shit but some things are beyond reasonable explanation... Imagine waking up being sucked off by an invisable force? That's what dreams are made of... lol
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Hahahahaha...totally impossible. They (ghosts) are non-sustainable. The human mind is triggered by so many hormones and chemicals within one’s body. All our senses can be warped beyond fathomable reason. And then there’s a kaleidoscope of drugs and alcohol that can wreak havoc. But honestly, just send them my way. I’m still waiting for God...I have a bone to pick with her! She put too many dicks on the dance floor!
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Man, I was wide awake, I swear to you. I use to work night shift, and would go to bed at 7am, and get up between 12-2. I was laying on my back, I cant sleep on my back. I was just laying there, with my legs spread under the covers. I keep the covers over my shoulders. It didnt even feel like something jumped up on the bed. It just started walking towards me. I was telling myself "please be a cat, please be a cat", but it was heavier than a cat, more like a dog, yet, I dont think it was even 4 paws, just 2 pressing into the bed as it walked towards me. It stopped at my knees, then the covers started pulling off my shoulders! Not like a one handed pull, them covers were coming off me evenly. In my mind Im freaking out, cause I knew I was the only one there. I knew I had to look. I counted to 3 and bolted up, NOTHING! Nothing I could see anyway. Shit was freaky.
May of been a Succubus lol.
I was super sexual at the time, it wanted my ding ding dong lol.
I'll tell ya of another experience I had, that made me think a Succubus, cause I RARELY have sexual dreams, like super rare. One night I had a dream.... yes it was a dream as far as I know. Where this vixen mounted me and rode my cock. Pumped me quick, and actually made me cum!!! I woke up while in the middle of cumming like what the fuck! I never done that before, and hadnt since. It blew my mind. Super freaky lol.
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Man, I was wide awake, I swear to you. I use to work night shift, and would go to bed at 7am, and get up between 12-2. I was laying on my back, I cant sleep on my back. I was just laying there, with my legs spread under the covers. I keep the covers over my shoulders. It didnt even feel like something jumped up on the bed. It just started walking towards me. I was telling myself "please be a cat, please be a cat", but it was heavier than a cat, more like a dog, yet, I dont think it was even 4 paws, just 2 pressing into the bed as it walked towards me. It stopped at my knees, then the covers started pulling off my shoulders! Not like a one handed pull, them covers were coming off me evenly. In my mind Im freaking out, cause I knew I was the only one there. I knew I had to look. I counted to 3 and bolted up, NOTHING! Nothing I could see anyway. Shit was freaky.
May of been a Succubus lol.
I was super sexual at the time, it wanted my ding ding dong lol.
I'll tell ya of another experience I had, that made me think a Succubus, cause I RARELY have sexual dreams, like super rare. One night I had a dream.... yes it was a dream as far as I know. Where this vixen mounted me and rode my cock. Pumped me quick, and actually made me cum!!! I woke up while in the middle of cumming like what the fuck! I never done that before, and hadnt since. It blew my mind. Super freaky lol.
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Well talking about sexual dreams. I once had this dream about this very big giant blonde goddess when I was horny teenager. It must’ve been around the time of the movie Splash with Daryl Hannah, because the 60ft+ giant stunner looked just like her. I was looking up at her at the beach from a distance and admiring her beautiful naked body, when I saw her notice me for the first time. She took a step forward and I started running away looking back in fear of her accidentally stepping on me.
Fucking next second she stepped over me and squatted down. Her massive vagina started opening up and I started shouting “AYYEEEEEEEEEEEE”, and then I was inside her pussy. I felt very pleasant and strangely not frightened anymore. Then I had a rude awakening and realised that I had just had a wet-dream over this ecstatic/horror dream.
I hadn’t had sex before, and this dream seemed like the real deal.
Shortly afterwards I experienced cunnilingus for the first time and I was well and truly hooked.
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I remember you telling that story, are you 1000% sure you weren't dreaming? Because when I've worked a job and been up all night in the past, I've been that fucking exhausted when I went to bed I was sort of inbetween being awake and asleep, where I'm dreaming about something but it seems real as fuck. The only difference is I soon snapped out of it and realised it wasn't real.
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Man, I was wide awake, I swear to you. I use to work night shift, and would go to bed at 7am, and get up between 12-2. I was laying on my back, I cant sleep on my back. I was just laying there, with my legs spread under the covers. I keep the covers over my shoulders. It didnt even feel like something jumped up on the bed. It just started walking towards me. I was telling myself "please be a cat, please be a cat", but it was heavier than a cat, more like a dog, yet, I dont think it was even 4 paws, just 2 pressing into the bed as it walked towards me. It stopped at my knees, then the covers started pulling off my shoulders! Not like a one handed pull, them covers were coming off me evenly. In my mind Im freaking out, cause I knew I was the only one there. I knew I had to look. I counted to 3 and bolted up, NOTHING! Nothing I could see anyway. Shit was freaky.
May of been a Succubus lol.
I was super sexual at the time, it wanted my ding ding dong lol.
I'll tell ya of another experience I had, that made me think a Succubus, cause I RARELY have sexual dreams, like super rare. One night I had a dream.... yes it was a dream as far as I know. Where this vixen mounted me and rode my cock. Pumped me quick, and actually made me cum!!! I woke up while in the middle of cumming like what the fuck! I never done that before, and hadnt since. It blew my mind. Super freaky lol.
Nightshifts man, they fuck with your brain big time. I'm not saying I don't believe you, but I know from personal experience that sleep deprivation from working night shifts can cause your mind to play tricks on you.
This one time, I was due to start work at 7pm and I'd been off the night before and stayed up until about 4am or something, because of course you try and stay up later when you know you're gonna be up all night the next day. Anyway, something woke me up and it was 6.50am, but me being in a completely fucked daze thought it was 6.50pm and it was summer time so it was light outside. I shot up, had a quick wash, got dressed and rang a taxi. I didn't realise until I was half way there that it was morning not evening! It had dawned on me how quiet the streets were haha. I ended up blagging the driver that I had received a text telling me there was no work on, there's no way I could have admitted to what had just happened Lulz.
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No man, Im 10,000% sure I was wide awake, I swear on all that is holy! It was 2pm, and I start waking around 12pm back then. I was just laying there on my back, wide awake, I cant sleep on my back. Give you my word man, shit was real, and freaky as fuck.
I have other "ghost stories", but that was the realest for me, cause the damn covers were being pulled off me!!!
