After everything X has said to me and about me, now he wants me to do him a favor? He's really lucky I don't show him how to wash his ass, because the first thing I'd do is bust out an industrial sized pressure washer, and have the beam microscopic with high insane P.S.I., and carve my initials into his butthole; like how they laser engrave diamonds. Then I'd take a wire brush to the 3-year-old clingons still residing in his mangled anus hairs. Finally, I'd sanitize the whole area with hospital grade bleach.
So, am I supposed to know what a "crusty red rocker" is? If that's a Canadian term, I've never encountered it before. Then again, I think I was one of the last people to find out what "Watch Netflix and chill" really meant. If you know what that is, could you please enlighten me? If you have no idea, then I won't feel bad as someone else has no idea what the fuck X is hollering about.
That's really nice of you to offer your translation skills. Could you please translate, "crusty red rocker?"
Thanks!
