They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. When it comes to leftist filth I find that hard to believe. Truly.
But in today's showing of grand self immolation we get more than a glimpse of intent going straight to hell in a hand basket. And for good measure? A healthy side of unwavering commitment to the longstanding tradition of jettisoning a fellow leftoided cretin under a bus at the first available opportunity.
I present to you, Blurd's masterpiece of snippy bitterness and personal self loathing misery - and I quote "He's the size of a dildo"
Eeek, looks like some transputrid freakshow with profound mental illness spent his new years devoid of human contact and has devoted his mind to rubber objects with the scent of yesterdays shit still present for sexual gratification instead. Lmao. That's just rich.
Now I am well aware that a 5' 9 inch stature wont be scoring me any memories in NBA's tallest players hall of fame or anything like that, But Blurd, did you stop to think of your fellow shitstain miscreants who are on your side before becoming this thirsty and running face first into the biggest mural of a mans open anus you could find? Some of these people who pretend to like you and agree with your sickening fetish are clearly shorter than I. I will list a few for your personal edification below.
What of them you fucking self serving freakshow?
Take for instance, sewage major, the frustrated repetitive creeper who currently resides in perpetuity on every known sex offender registry in the US and only manages to escape prosecution by hiding out in some mosquito riddled hell hole populated with disease and misery and straw huts for housing. He's about 5 5" if I'm being generous and rubs shoulders with a standard towel bar you might find installed in any standard size bathroom. At his age Be it not too difficult for him to get candy into the hands of a minor by having to bend down, eh?
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Then of course, there is Alphonso, whom if the photos are to be believed stands a towering inch, maybe two over the wonderfully astute and geopolitically competent Marshmallow Murdy. Who, last time she was in my presence begging for a bone stood a full 4" beneath me. Are we to consider her and her man a pair of butt plugs perhaps? -- Actually, upon further consideration, you may not be far off on that one sir as she has indeed given us a rather unsavory glimpse into her idea of foreplay and how coke products and animal sounds come into action when things begin to get heated.
ewww... what's with you people. Seriously.
Clearing the memory registers yet again and moving right along we have Oak, Oaf, Girthzilla, The one and only, Pig on two feet. Who, in a pair of her best steel and concrete reinforced heels bore an uncanny resemblance to one of those really funny looking flying saucers you'd expect to see in a Mars Attacks comic book. Not to mention I wouldn't be at all be surprised if she could strut her gut right under a pottery barn table designed for 12 without having to duck and enjoying room to spare. How do you think she feels about being referred to as a dildo while being unable to afford one? You fucking insensitive prick!
Now that's three. You really are a sappy little cretin unaware of your surroundings aren't you? You attempt to make a go at me with some well worn and exhausted tripe and manage to hit all three of these fucking mutants plus any love interest desperate enough to be seen in public with them right upside their heads with your makeup bag instead.
And there's no telling how many disgraceful emo sissy cornhole plugging lady boy Antifa cretins you might have netted with such a blanket statement. These are people with mental illnesses not unlike your own for crying out loud! They are in your struggle, shunning gainful employment, burning down businesses, providing puberty blockers to children, etc. - day after day so they can press on, fighting the fine fight on behalf of shit shanking perverts such as yourself. So that freakshows like you can maintain the right to dress in women's lingerie in front of minors. Why you filthy fucking unappreciative and disloyal abomination. I am simply disgusted for them you creep, because, on a whim, with no consideration for any of them, you go associating them with some filthy sex toy you just finished shoving up your dirty ass for kicks and thrills.
Have you no shame? You fucking animal?
I'm appalled with you; you sloppy little cretin. Utterly appalled.
