Show of hands and be honest. Who here still responds to a seamajor post?

[No One]

Jam packed itinerary that guy has

And lets face it, he's getting older and those kids are getting faster. And candy is much more expensive due to inflation

Joe Biden's economy is changing our lives dramatically.

 

[X]

@Dove come save this fucking idiot

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Joe Biden's economy is changing our lives dramatically.

Joe biden -- fighting the fine fight against child rape, both here and abroad, in his own unique and speshul way.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Has anyone checked in on the price of skittles these days?

God Damn you know seamajor gotta be pissed. Living on a fixed income and all.

Even if it is some backwards hovel where 2 American dollars converts into three hundred and sixty trillion pesos and can buy the finest in straw hut living anywhere in the country

 

[kooch]

Who was it on this thread that said Seamajor always keeps sedation darts and a bamboo straw handy in the inner pockets of his trench just in case? you know, because them kids can run and his dress shoes don't have much traction

He still needs to figure out what to do about eyewitnesses tho


oh yeah, that was me -- lol

Thats a polite way of saying a piss soaked rag while hanging around the orphanage at chuck out time.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Thats a polite way of saying a piss soaked rag while hanging around the orphanage at chuck out time.

I think even the backwards hovel he lives in has some form of restraining order restricting him from within 200 yards of schools, playgrounds, orphanages etc etc

hence the reason for the incognito rape van and the bamboo straws with sedation darts.

Lock in from 500 yards away yo -- the guy is a seasoned sniper --- no seriously -- decades of practice

 

[X]

I think even the backwards hovel he lives in has some form of restraining order restricting him from within 200 yards of schools, playgrounds, orphanages etc etc

hence the reason for the incognito rape van and the bamboo straws with sedation darts.

Lock in from 500 yards away yo -- the guy is a seasoned sniper --- no seriously -- decades of practice

Hi shorty

 

[Seamajor]

Has anyone checked in on the price of skittles these days?

God Damn you know seamajor gotta be pissed. Living on a fixed income and all.

Even if it is some backwards hovel where 2 American dollars converts into three hundred and sixty trillion pesos and can buy the finest in straw hut living anywhere in the country

Are theses sins continually in your over sized head? You can’t help but to read out posts. Wanna guess how many times you’ve posted in this thread? Tell me more about you $75,000 auto.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Seamajor sees a school and immediately gets to building a Hansel and gretel trail with bubble gum and sour patch right to the back of his rape van. But at 300 yards you know that shit has got to be expensive.

then he has that aerosol he hits them with and it's lights out.

Poor things. I hope he gets struck by lightning or something.

 

[Seamajor]

Are you beating your meat right now?

 

[X]

he's so graphic .... the little fucker scares me, hope he doesn't live near any schools

 

[kooch]

I'm not saying child rape shit posting is a guaranteed way to summon Seamajor....

Wait no, yes I am....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Bro -- say children or kids on any thread on the forum

and I guarantee if seamajor isn't logged in he will be within 5 minutes and immediately zero in on your post.

it's like that trench coat enables him to fly or something. Either that or those dress shoes have rolls Royce jet engines on the soles

 

[X]

bro -- you're short like a kid ...

 

[kooch]

bro -- you're short like a kid ...

Bro, you're a retard, like with an extra chromosome.

 

[X]

Bro, you're a retard, like with an extra chromosome.

cool, put the family dildo down, I think you broke something in there

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Seamajor has a boat from what I understand

Apparently crimes of molestation cannot be prosecuted in international waters.

the fucking devil

 

[kooch]

cool, put the family dildo down, I think you broke something in there

So do you throw your crossed arms up and scream "X!!!" into a voice changer every time you post or what?

 

[X]

Seamajor has a boat from what I understand

Apparently crimes of molestation cannot be prosecuted in international waters.

the fucking devil

how about being a fattish dwarf what say yoo ??

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Bro, you're a retard, like with an extra chromosome.

Didn't take long for you to notice eh?

I think he's Seamajor's PLEASE ASS BOX ME! Padawan or something

 

[X]

So do you throw your crossed arms up and scream "X!!!" into a voice changer every time you post or what?

... it's an hierloom dood, don't bust the family dildo

 

[kooch]

Seamajor has a boat from what I understand

Apparently crimes of molestation cannot be prosecuted in international waters.

the fucking devil

I guess you don't need opposable thumbs to drive a boat.

Good for him.

 

[X]

Didn't take long for you to notice eh?

I think he's Seamajor's "BabyPumperAlert!" Padawan or something

I think yer a short funny looking dood browwwwwn sugar BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

 

[Murdy]

Guilty.

 

[kooch]

Guilty.

Animal porn or get out.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I guess you don't need opposable thumbs to drive a boat.

Good for him.

I think his boat might be of the USS Espstein class

you know, highly automated. All the finest in autopilot & evasion technology. for those uncomfortable runins with law enforcement at sea

Allowing seamajor all the time to do what he does best.

Rape unconscious bodies at the bottom of the boat

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Animal porn or get out.

Sir, she's already posted her picture and we do not want to encourage such activity again.

 

[Dove]

I remember the government cheese, was the best cheese EVAH!!!!

Is it just me, or have you noticed certain butters and cheeses are awful these days? Not only taste wise, but the melting point is way off. Takes more heat to melt them. Makes me wonder what they done to it. Shit is like plastic. I switched butters, time to switch cheese.

Then there is the Kroger brand cheese, it fucking stinks now! As if X worked at the plant and rubbed his dirty asshole on everything. Im not getting any more Kroger cheese as long as X works there.

Yep I remember government cheese lol.

I havent noticed but I buy Kerry Gold butter most of the time and get cheese from the deli.

You still shop at Kroger? What are you, rich? Lol

 

[X]

I think his boat might be of the USS Espstein class

you know, highly automated. All the finest in autopilot & evasion technology. for those uncomfortable runins with law enforcement at sea

Allowing seamajor all the time to do what he does best.

Rape unconscious bodies at the bottom of the boat

God made you short because you're a foul little man ... karma

 

[Murdy]

Animal porn or get out.

Donkey dick before my second cup of coffee… dear lawd have mercy!!!

Whaddap Koochie!!!!