Show of hands and be honest. Who here still responds to a seamajor post?

[kooch]

I think his boat might be of the USS Espstein class

you know, highly automated. All the finest in autopilot & evasion technology. for those uncomfortable runins with law enforcement at sea

Allowing seamajor all the time to do what he does best.

Rape unconscious bodies at the bottom of the boat

Or a shit covered coconut, three dead kids and a sack.

 

[kooch]

Sir, she's already posted her picture and we do not want to encourage such activity again.

Yeah, nah, I gotta see her nude fall from grace now.

"FROM SLAMPIG TO PIG: The Mudshark Story".

 

[The Countess]

@kooch -you need to join our Discord shoutbox

 

[kooch]

@kooch -you need to join our Discord shoutbox

Yeah because I already don't already spend a huge amount of time explaining to my kids why I'm allowed to call people on the internet "nigger faggot" and they can't.

 

[Dove]

Yeah because I already don't already spend a huge amount of time explaining to my kids why I'm allowed to call people on the internet "nigger faggot" and they can't.

You can type in the chat. It's like our own private chat box.

You dont HAVE to talk to us....even though we would love you to talk with us (with your voice) ♡

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You can type in the chat. It's like our own private chat box.

You dont HAVE to talk to us....even though we would love you to talk with us (with your voice) ♡

last time I joined no one was talking

 

[Dove]

last time I joined no one was talking

People usually make dates for that lol

 

[The Countess]

last time I joined no one was talking

We was typing. That’s mainly what we do there. I’ll try to set up a Discord voice chat tonight

 

[The Countess]

Imma have my girls tonight but we could still do it. It’ll just be very noisy here

 

[kooch]

last time I joined no one was talking

In my defense I heard Flea's valley girl voice and turned the mic off and whacked it.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Last time Seamajor was seen in America before departing to Costa Roach Rica to evade law enforcement

I assume thats a prank and he's wearing shorts LOL. I remember someone on youtube used to do it...

 

[Adam Hitler]

Who was it on this thread that said Seamajor always keeps sedation darts and a bamboo straw handy in the inner pockets of his trench just in case? you know, because them kids can run and his dress shoes don't have much traction

He still needs to figure out what to do about eyewitnesses tho


oh yeah, that was me -- lol

Shame you weren't around during 2016 or so on VF when there was a big scandal about his 16 yr old houseboy going missing and Semen was a prime suspect. Local authorities even dug up his backyard to look for evidence.

The case is still open I think...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Shame you weren't around during 2016 or so on VF when there was a big scandal about his 16 yr old houseboy going missing and Semen was a prime suspect. Local authorities even dug up his backyard to look for evidence.

The case is still open I think...

The house boy was that old?

We all know sea likes em very young

 

[kooch]

The house boy was that old?

We all know sea likes em very young

Obviously the murder involved no rape as they were post-puberty.

Young cunt dodged the bullet.

 

[Blazor]

Bro -- say children or kids on any thread on the forum

and I guarantee if seamajor isn't logged in he will be within 5 minutes and immediately zero in on your post.

it's like that trench coat enables him to fly or something. Either that or those dress shoes have rolls Royce jet engines on the soles

Like a flying squirrel that one is....

 

[kooch]

Like a flying squirrel that one is....

Please stop posting Seamajors rape PI.

 

[Blazor]

Yep I remember government cheese lol.

I havent noticed but I buy Kerry Gold butter most of the time and get cheese from the deli.

You still shop at Kroger? What are you, rich? Lol

Kerry Gold is the bestest! I'll never go back! Its REAL butter!!!

I use to get Country Crock, and Land O Lakes. I quit Land O Lakes when they got rid of the Indian Gal.

Deli cheese is expensive, you must be rich too lol.

Lol, Kroger for the sale stuff, WalMart for the rest lol. Where do you shop?

 

[kooch]

So exactly how much cheese do you get if you become a yank?

 

[Aylana]

Seamajor, Admin, X, Scotty and his Vocaroos.

 

[kooch]

You should join them with that low rent early 2000 piece of MSPaint crap.

 

[Garraty_47]

Kerry Gold is the bestest! I'll never go back! Its REAL butter!!!

I use to get Country Crock, and Land O Lakes. I quit Land O Lakes when they got rid of the Indian Gal.

Deli cheese is expensive, you must be rich too lol.

Lol, Kroger for the sale stuff, WalMart for the rest lol. Where do you shop?

I get Vital Farms butter from Kroger.
Pasture raised cows, no hormones, etc.
I get their eggs too- free range, organic, etc.

 

[Blandscape]

Like a flying squirrel that one is....

 

[Blandscape]

 

[Aylana]

Had the audio guys fix your Vocaroo.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Someone needs to put Scotty away in a hotel made out of rubber

 

[Blazor]

So exactly how much cheese do you get if you become a yank?

A Yankee cares not where he gets his/her/nonbinaries cheese, he/she/nonbinaries simply takes all the cheese he/she/nonbinary wants. Raping, burning, murdering, and pillaging as he/she/nonbinary goes. They become engorged with cheese, both in the tummy, and in the ass.

A Southerner on the other hand, has to work hard for his cheese. And we gladly share with other like minded friends, with plenty of meat to go with the cheese. Oh and moonshine.

 

[Blazor]

I get Vital Farms butter from Kroger.
Pasture raised cows, no hormones, etc.
I get their eggs too- free range, organic, etc.

My stomach knows the difference when I eat cow stuff that was made with injected cows.

For eggs I normally get the Simple Truth Organic Free Range eggs.

I will look for the Vital Farms my friend, cheers.

 

[Blazor]

Someone needs to put Scotty away in a hotel made out of rubber

Blandy's audios are the only ones I ignore lol. I listen to everyone elses lol.

I use to joke that when he posted, it was cause his nursing home orderly let him suck his dick in exchange for internet access

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Whereas admin will suck a cock of any sort

 

[Garraty_47]

My stomach knows the difference when I eat cow stuff that was made with injected cows.

For eggs I normally get the Simple Truth Organic Free Range eggs.

I will look for the Vital Farms my friend, cheers.

Simple Truth is a good selection.
They're my backup if the Vital Farms shelves are empty and they make a lot of other stuff too, including canned goods. All else being equal I'll pick up a Simple Truth item before one of the big-name brands.